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Re: Wednesday Addams day chat
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Morning all.

Well, that was not the night I planned for. When I got home last night at about 9:30, I found a message on the phone, they were rushing Mom to Butler Hospital. She had had a heart attack. Sent straight into surgery, right side 100% blocked. By the time I got there just before midnight, she was out of surgery and recovery "resting comfortably" in a room in ICU. She slept off and on through the night and was heading in for an ultrasound this morning. At this point everything looks good.


BEST WISHES FOR YOUR MOM'S SPEEDY RECOVERY.

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Re: Tuesday Weld 01.23.18
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Like me, Raquel has aged well.


NOTE THE GLOVES; HANDS ARE A GOOD TELL ABOUT A WOMAN'S AGE.

Posted on: 2018/1/23 14:09
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Re: Tuesday Weld 01.23.18
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TOMMY, A NICE DAY DEPENDS ON A DEGREE OF COOPERATION FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD :-)

SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, WITHOUT THE WIND WE HAD YESTERDAY. SHOULD BE A NICE WINTER DAY; THE CHEROKEES DREAD FEBRUARY, IT'S USUALLY THE WORST MONTH OF WINTER AROUND HERE.

AUTO ROTATION A DAY LATE, AND A BUNCH OF ERRANDS TO RUN. WHEN I STARTED THE TRUCK YESTERDAY THERE WERE A LOT OF STRANGE NOISES UNDER THE HOOD. I THINK ONE OF THE BARN CATS WAS HIDING OUT THERE.

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.

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Re: It's Mundy. Alexander Mundy .... 01.22.18
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BAD DAY. HAD TO TAKE MY OLD LABRAHOUND OVER TO #1 DAUGHTER TO BE PUT DOWN. SHE COMPLETELY LOST CONTROL OF HER HINDQUARTERS LAST NIGHT. SHE WAS 16 YEARS OLD, ANCIENT FOR A BIG DOG, AND HAD BEEN FAILING FOR A WHILE. I'D BEEN DREADING THE DAY AS I SAW IT APPROACHING.

BELLE COULDN'T TREE A COON, COULDN'T RETRIEVE A DUCK, OR POINT A BIRD BUT SHE LOVED EVERYBODY AND EVERYBODY LOVED HER. DAUGHTER COULDN'T BRING HERSELF TO DO IT, SO THE OTHER VET DID THE JOB. SHE DIED WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVED HER PETTING ON HER.

NOT A BAD WAY TO GO.

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Re: SUNDAY 21 JAN 18
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CLOUDY AND MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MAY RAIN THIS AFTERNOON. WE CAN USE A LITTLE RAIN.

SON DRIVING DOWN TO DALLAS ON BUSINESS TODAY, DARLING WIFE GOING ALONG TO VISIT HER SISTERS. LUCKY HIM, HE WILL GET A NON-STOP RECITATION OF THE ISRAELI PILGRIMAGE ;-)

“Some say that the real difference between the dominant American media and the old Soviet Pravda is that the Russian people knew they were being lied to.” — James O’Keefe

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SUNDAY 21 JAN 18
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GOOD MORNING ALL---

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Re: Saturday 1-20-18
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YOU'RE NOT ALONE, BOB. FLU IS INSIDIOUS, YOU THINK IT'S OVER AND THEN IT COMES BACK ON YOU. LAST TIME I HAD IT BAD I MADE THREE TRYS GOING BACK TO WORK BEFORE I FINALLY MADE IT. FIRST TIME I ONLY MADE IT OUT TO MY TRUCK :-0

OVERCAST AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, SUPPOSED TO GET WINDY LATER. GUESS I'LL CHECK OUT THE LOCAL FLEA MARKET, MAYBE GO UP TO THE BIG ONE IN TULSA. I'M RESTLESS AFTER SITTING THROUGH THE FREEZE IN.

WHAT IF THEY CLOSED THE GOVERNMENT AND NOBODY NOTICED?
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

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Re: 19 JAN 18
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A SUNNY 36 DEGREES IN THE NATIONS, PREDICTED HIGH OF 55. THE CHEROKEES ARE OK WITH THAT. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING BACK TO MORE NORMAL WINTER WEATHER FOR A WHILE.

IN HONOR OF WARMER WEATHER I'LL DO A LITTLE CLEAN UP ON THE BUMBLEBEE TODAY AND PAY AN H&I VISIT TO ONE OF MY OLD VA COHORTS. HOW EXCITING IS THAT---

---THE NOW ARCANE TONGUE KNOWN AS PLAIN ENGLISH---

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19 JAN 18
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GOOD MORNING GURUS---

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Re: 18,18,18, humana 18 who'll gimme 18 January 2018 chat.
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A SUNNY 27 DEGREES IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THIS IS A LOT MORE SEASONABLE THAN SIX. THE CHEROKEES VOTE FOR WARMER WEATHER.

LOOKS LIKE WE WILL HAVE A WARMING TREND FOR A SPELL; GOOD THING, I WAS GETTING CABIN FEVER. YESTERDAY I DIDN'T VENTURE OUT EXCEPT TO WATER THE DOGS AND FEED THE BARNCATS. THE BUMBLEBEE NEEDS A LITTLE CLEANUP, MAYBE IT WILL GET WARM ENOUGH TO DO THAT.

MEANTIME, I'LL ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE.

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Re: 17 JAN 18
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"Good news, everyone."

I got the word today that I will get my first pension check on February 1. I guess I really am retired. The best part of it is, it will be retroactive to September.



CONGRATULATIONS! COME JOIN OUR HAPPY THRONG---
RETIREMENT IS ALL THE FUN YOU MAKE IT.

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SEVEN DEGREES AM GRISHEIM, ZERO AT TAHLEQUAH. WIND IS CALM AT THE MOMENT, SUPPOSED TO GET ALL THE WAY UP TO 31 TODAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE GRATEFUL FOR SMALL FAVORS.

HAD AN ENJOYABLE LUNCH WITH SAMURAI SAM YESTERDAY AT "I DON'T CARE", THEIR ONION RINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS "SODA STEVE'S".

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, I PLAN TO STAY INSIDE AND LOOK OUT AT THE FRIGID SUNSHINE :-)

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DAMN IT'S COLD---

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Re: January 16th, 2018
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....we are tough...... back in the day we walked through the blizzard just to wait at the bus stop.......


UP HILL ALL THE WAY ;-)

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Re: January 16th, 2018
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12 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, 6 AT TAHLEQUAH, WITH A LIGHT DUSTING OF SNOW AND A NW WIND 10-15. THE CHEROKEES DID NOT APPROVE THIS AGENDA.

YOU ICEBERG GURUS IN THE FROZEN NORTH WILL LAUGH; TULSA PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TODAY BECAUSE IT'S COLD OUTSIDE :-)

MY GUNSHOW BUDDY COMING DOWN TODAY FOR AN APPOINTMENT AT THE VAMC, SO WE WILL HAVE LUNCH SOMEPLACE.

"When prosperity comes, do not use all of it." — Confucius
AKA MR. KONG

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Re: 15 JAN 18
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Happy birthday to your GD, Gris. My oldest GS girlfriend has a birthday today, as well. She calls us grandpa and grandma.


AIN'T IT GREAT WHEN THEY BLEND RIGHT IN WITH THE FAMILY---
OF COURSE THAT USUALLY HAPPENS WHEN IT IS A GREAT FAMILY TO START WITH :-)

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Re: 15 JAN 18
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HI TEE, YOU LEFT THE GATE OPEN AGAIN AND WE'RE GETTING YOUR LEFTOVER WEATHER DOWN HERE IN THE NATIONS. IT'S BACK INTO THE DEEPFREEZE TONIGHT; THE CHEROKEES ARE NOT AMUSED.

I'M WORKING ON MY THIRD MUG OF COFFEE AND CONTEMPLATING THE DAY. AUTO ROTATION OF COURSE, AND THIS IS #3 GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, WE'LL BE GOING OVER TO OKMULGEE THIS EVENING. WE'LL TAKE THE TRUCK, IT'S GOT A GREAT HEATER.

WENT TO A BANQUET AT DARLING WIFE'S CHURCH YESTERDAY EVENING; THAT PREACHER CAN TALK A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN I CAN LISTEN :-|

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HI Y'ALL---

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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Ok, I did a search for Bill and came up with this from corvette forum

https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/c ... ill-hetzel-from-reno.html

The news is not good......Bill passed away a year ago in January two days after my little brother.


THAT IS SO SAD. REST IN PEACE BILL HETZEL.

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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I have been a Knob Creek fan for many many years. Careful with that 120 though. Or at least know that's what's in your glass if you're gonna sip it. Also Sweet Lucy is a good one, my uncle got rich off his share of that distillery.

W.L. WELLERS FOR ME, IT'S BEEN MY FAVORITE TIPPLE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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SORTA SUNNY AND NOT AS COLD THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES ARE GRATEFUL FOR SMALL FAVORS.

THE AGENDA IS OPEN TODAY; WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN---

"Now when they get the Constitution all fixed up they are going to start in on the 10 Commandments, just as soon as they find somebody in Washington who has read them."
WILL ROGERS

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GOOD MORNING GURUS---

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Re: Sad Turd Day the 13th
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modern pressures........and health concerns....... and then where do you go to get away from it all........?

---GRAVEYARD---

I see some poor guy from Naples Fl was letting his dog out at 3 am and opened the door and the dog started to go out and then roared back inside so the guy walks out a bit to see what the hell and there are 3 black bears standing there......the mamma bear took offense and smacked him upside the head and knocked him back inside where he managed to get the door shut and then realized he was bleeding like a stuck pig....... called 911 and they came and got him and took him to ER and 40 some stitches later he got to come home....... Florida living is not for the timid.......

WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO OBTAIN A BEAR SKIN RUG---

IT WAS SELF DEFENSE, WARDEN :-)


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Re: Sad Turd Day the 13th
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Everywhere has it's problems. You can run but you can't hide.


REMINDS ME OF THE STORY ABOUT THE GUY BACK IN THE 1930'S WHO FORESAW WAR COMING AND MOVED TO A PLACE THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE: A REMOTE PACIFIC ISLAND CALLED GUADALCANAL :-0

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Re: Sad Turd Day the 13th
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TOMMY THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING SITE.

THEY LABEL IT "INCOME" BUT SEEM TO BE TALKING ABOUT DAILY EXPENDITURES. I'D THINK IT WOULD REQUIRE A LOT OF NUMERICAL MANIPULATION TO COME UP WITH THAT FIGURE AND BE SUBJECT TO A LOT OF "INTERPRETATION".

I'D STILL RATHER LIVE IN OKLAHOMA RATHER THAN BOTSWANA.

COLD AND OVERCAST HERE IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. WE MISSED THE NASTY FROZEN PARTICIPATION THEY HAD PREDICTED. THE CHEROKEES ARE HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

THE MAJOR REQUIREMENT TODAY IS BUY BIRDSEED FOR THE FEEDERS. WOULDN'T WANT MY "WELFARE BIRDS" TO HAVE TO FIND THEIR OWN FOOD :-)

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Re: FRIDAY THE 12TH
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HIPPO BIRDIE TO TEE---

BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINY DAY, UNTIL YOU GO OUTSIDE WHERE IT'S 21 DEGREES WITH A STRONG NORTH WIND OFF THE ICE FIELDS OF KANSAS & NEBRASKA. AT LEAST I'M IN THE INDN NATIONS AND NOT IN WESTERN OKLAHOMA WHERE THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND THE NORTH POLE BUT A BOB WAR FENCE WITH TWO STRANDS DOWN.

HARVEY WAS VERY RELUCTANT TO START THIS MORNING; SO WAS I. GOT ALL MY DOIN'S DONE FOR THE DAY ANYWAY, NAP WILL BE GIVEN DUE CONSIDERATION.

MARCUS, I BET ALL THE WOMEN IN TAHITI LOOK JUST LIKE THAT :-)

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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS, 19 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEES ARE PUTTING THEIR LONG-HANDLES ON AGAIN.

ANOTHER OPEN AGENDA TODAY, PUNCTUATED BY SOME BILL PAYING. WENT TO OUR FAVORITE EYE-TI PLACE IN TAHLEQUAH FOR SUPPER LAST NIGHT, HAD A FAVORITE OF MINE, VEAL SICILIANO.

TIME TO CARRY SOME HOT WATER OUT TO PUT IN THE DOGS' FROZEN BUCKET.

STAY WARM, GURUS.

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ALMOST UNLUCKY---

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CLOUDY AND MILD IN THE NATIONS AT PRESENT, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN OLD FASHION NORTHER COME IN AND DROP THE TEMPERATURE ABOUT 30 DEGREES. THESE WERE A COMMON OCCURRENCE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP IN TEXAS. THE CHEROKEES DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS SCENARIO.

DARLING WIFE IS STILL RECOVERING FROM HER TRIP, BEEN BACK A WEEK TONIGHT. I TOLD HER SUCH THINGS ARE TOUGH ON OLD PEOPLE. AND SHE TOLD ME---:-0

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1. I LIKE LOWER MILEAGE, ALL ELSE BEING EQUAL.

2. WITH THE '89 YOU GET THINGS I LIKE: THE EARLY BODY STYLE, STARWARS DASH, AND POSSIBLY A SIX SPEED. AND NO OPTISPARK.

2. BOGUS HAS AN OUTSTANDING BUYERS CHECKLIST FOR C4'S; NOT SURE WHERE YOU'D FIND IT, BUT YOU COULD ASK ANDY.

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I read that first one and thought....What a bunch of SH!T. Are they freaking kidding? HOAs SUCK! I will never be associated with one....at least as long as I have my sanity.

The second one....WTF????? Can someone really be that freaking stupid?


YES, WE ARE LIVING IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND. I WOULD NEVER BUY INTO A PLACE WHERE A BUNCH OF NOSY NEIGHBORS COULD TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR OWN PROPERTY. DARLING WIFE,ON THE OTHER HAND---

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SEMI-SUNNY AND WINDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MAY GET ALL THE WAY UP TO 60 TODAY; TOMORROW NOT LOOKING GOOD. RAIN, SLEET, SNOW, FREEZING RAIN TO LOOK FORWARD TO. OH JOY---

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, MAY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MILD WEATHER TO DO SOME MINOR CLEANUP ON HARVEY.

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Re: TUESDAY 9 JANUARY
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It's what I call the guts of winter


WINTER'S BARELY STARTED AND I'M SICK OF IT ALREADY. I'D MOVE TO FLORIDA BUT I'M AFRAID OF FALLING IGUANAS---


Ya, that happens here. Iguanas are cool except they eat your flowering plants and then go shit in your pool. I like Florida wildlife, both native and non native except for maybe pythons, anacondas and Nile crocodiles.


IGUANA TASTES A LOT LIKE FROG LEGS, I'VE BEEN TOLD, AND WE ALL KNOW 'GATOR TAIL IS TASTY. SNAKE IS FULL OF BONES, BUT THOSE BIG ONES MIGHT HAVE SOME MEAT ON THEM. A FLORIDA BOY CAN SURVIVE--- :-)

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WINTER'S BARELY STARTED AND I'M SICK OF IT ALREADY. I'D MOVE TO FLORIDA BUT I'M AFRAID OF FALLING IGUANAS---

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Re: TUESDAY 9 JANUARY
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A FOGGY FORTY-ONE IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. BEATS HELL OUT OF TWENTY, THE CHEROKEES THINK.

DARLING WIFE STILL DECOMPRESSING FROM HER TRIP, THINGS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO NORMAL. NOTHING PRESSING ON THE AGENDA, A WALMART RUN AFTER THE FOG BURNS OFF.

ENJOY Y'ALL, LIFE IS GOOD.

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HI Y'ALL---

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Re: 8-January 2018
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THE SUN DID COME OUT AND IT TURNED INTO A RATHER NICE DAY, IF A LITTLE BREEZY.

DEER SEASON IS OVER; MOMMA AND THE TWINS WERE OUT IN THE YARD ABOUT NOON. I ENJOY WATCHING THEM, SO ALERT AND REACTIVE.

Posted on: 2018/1/8 23:11
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Re: 8-January 2018
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OVERCAST AND 29 DEGREES THIS MORNING, THE SUN IS TO COME OUT, THEY SAY. WE SHALL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE---

AUTO ROTATION DAY, IT'S HARVEY'S WEEK TO CAVORT ABOUT.

I MAY GO LOOKING FOR BOOTS, THE WW II STYLE DESERT BOOTS IS WHAT I WANT. SHOE STORES SEEM TO BE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AROUND HERE AND BUYING SHOES ON LINE IS A REAL CRAPSHOOT.

DARLING WIFE IS RECOVERING FROM HER PILGRIMAGE; SHE TOOK A FOUR OUR NAP YESTERDAY. BRAD, YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION :-)

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Re: 7 JANUARY 18
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CLOUDY, BREEZY, AND COLD IN THE NATIONS, THE WEATHER BOFFINS PROMISE RAIN TODAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE OK WITH THAT.

IT'S LOOKING LIKE A TWO NAP DAY FO' SHO'.

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GOOD MORNING, GURUS---

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Re: 01-06-2018
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CLEAR AND ALMOST ABOVE FREEZING IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE WORRIED ABOUT IGUANA FALLOUT.

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HARD HAT TOMMY?

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Re: 01-05-2018
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CLEAR AND COLD THIS MORNING, BUT WE MAY HIT 50 TODAY. THE CHEROKEES WOULD BE GRATEFUL.

PICKED UP MY WORLD TRAVELER LAST NIGHT AT THE TULSA AIRPORT. THE NEW PARKING SET UP IS LABYRINTHINE. AT LEAST THEY DO HAVE SHUTTLE BUSES AND GIVE YOU A TICKET THAT SHOWS WHERE YOU PARKED. WITHOUT THAT I MIGHT STILL BE THERE LOOKING FOR MY TRUCK :-0

DW BROUGHT ME A LOAF OF GOOD GERMAN RYE BREAD FROM HER MUNICH STOPOVER. YUM!

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Re: 1-4-2018
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CLEAR, COLD, AND CALM IN THE NATIONS AT THE MOMENT, 25 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEES REMEMBER SPRING, THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE TORNADOES FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

DARLING WIFE DUE IN AT TULSA TONIGHT. THE FORECAST IS FOR LENGTHY REPORTS ON ISRAEL WITH SCATTERED, OCCASIONAL CRITIQUES OF MY NEGLIGENT HOUSEKEEPING :-)

Posted on: 2018/1/4 14:54
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Re: It's a New Year... and what are we gonna do about it?
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I HAVE NO ANSWERS; I'M NOT SURE I EVEN KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION IS.

I'D REALLY HATE TO SEE THIS SITE GO DOWN. THE GURU KNOWLEDGE BASE IS OUTSTANDING AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WONDER IF THE RESPONDENT KNOWS "COME HERE" FROM "SIC 'EM". YOU ALL HAVE PUT ME ON THE RIGHT TRACK MORE THAN ONCE; I EVEN BOUGHT TWO CARS USING ANDY'S C4 BUYERS CHECKLIST. AND I DO ENJOY THE GIVE AND TAKE OF THE CHATING CLASS.

I HAVE NO BLOOD, TOIL, TEARS, OR SWEAT TO CONTRIBUTE, BUT I'D CHIP INTO THE POT IF THAT WOULD HELP ;-)

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Re: 1-3-18 chat
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been researching the Shilo Rifle Co. in Big Timber Montana...... I have always wanted an 1874 Sharps .45 - 70 and they hand build some great ones...... pricey though


.45-70 IS SO MUNDANE. GO FOR .45-120, THE "BIG 45", BE A FIRST CLASS BUFFALO HUNTER. YOU CAN BORROW MONEY FROM ONE OF YOUR POOR FARMERS. DON'T EVER RECOLLECT HEARING A FARMER ADMIT TO MAKING MONEY---

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Re: 1-3-18 chat
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16 DEGREES HERE ALSO, SUNNY, SUPPOSED TO GET ABOVE FREEZING TODAY. THE CHEROKEES WILL ENDORSE THAT.

MADE IT OVER TO OKMULGEE FOR DINNER YESTERDAY; DROVE THE TRUCK, THE HEATER IN THE TOMATO DID NOT SEEM TO BE KEEPING UP WITH THE 19 DEGREE WEATHER. #1 DAUGHTER GOT A NEW CAR, TOYOTA FORERUNNER. AND THANKS TO THE TRUMP TAX CUT, #1 GRANDSON GOT A $1K BONUS, AS DID HIS COHORTS. NICE WAY TO START THE YEAR.

SEEMS THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MEDIA HAS A NEW FAVORITE REPUBLICAN: MITT ROMNEY, THE PERMANENT POLITICAL CLASSES' OWN OBAMA-IN-WHITEFACE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, I CAN MAKE UP FOR THE NAP I MISSED YESTERDAY :-)

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Re: 1-2-18 chat
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NOT SO COLD THIS MORNING, 20 DEGREES, HIGH OF 25 PREDICTED. THE CHEROKEES ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE.

DINNER RESCHEDULED AT OKMULGEE, I'LL TAKE THE TOMATO, BUT LEAVE THE TOP UP:-)

DARLING WIFE STILL BOOSTING THE ISRAELI ECONOMY. I KEEP REMINDING HER PEOPLE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD HAVE BEEN FLEECING RELIGIOUS TOURISTS FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS---

Posted on: 2018/1/2 14:43
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Re: NEW YEAR'S DAY
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WHILE BRAD WAS PUTTING ON HIS LIGHT JACKET AND DON WAS COUNTING THE FROZEN RIFFRAFF, I PUT ON MY DUCK HUNTING OUTFIT AND WENT TO WATER THE DOGS AND FEED THE BARN CATS. THINGS GET COMPLICATED WHEN IT'S THIS COLD HERE; I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE IN THE EVER-FROZEN NORTH.

THE SUN IS SHINING AND IT LOOKS NICE UNTIL YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND YOUR NUMBS BECOME EXTREMITIES.

OKMULGEE TRIP SCRUBBED, SIL'S MOM WAS HOSPITALIZED WITH PNEUMONIA AND THEY ARE HEADING DOWN TO MARIETTA TO SEE ABOUT HER.

Posted on: 2018/1/1 17:34
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Re: NEW YEAR'S DAY
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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS, 12 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH BUT NO WIND AT PRESENT. IF THE WIND GETS UP IT WILL BE MISERABLY COLD. THE CHEROKEES ARE SLEEPING IT OFF.

I'LL BE HEADING OVER TO OKMULGEE FOR DINNER, GOT TO GET MY BLACK EYE PEAS TO STAVE OFF DISASTER IN 2018 ;-)

Posted on: 2018/1/1 13:48
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NEW YEAR'S DAY
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL Y'ALL---

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