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Re: FRIDAY 3 APRIL
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CLOUDY,WINDY, AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. TEMP HAS BEEN FALLING SINCE I GOT UP. 80'S YESTERDAY, 60'S TODAY, 68 ON THE FRONT PORCH; NORTH WIND MAKES IT FEEL COLDER. THE CHEROKEES ARE REVERTING TO LONG SLEEVES.

THE FORCES OF POLITICAL CORRECTATUDE ARE TERRIBLY OFFENDED; COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE BLASPHEMING THE SACRED MINORITY AND HAVING HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONS.

"Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?"

Posted on: 2015/4/3 15:07
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FRIDAY 3 APRIL
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WHERE ARE ALL THE EARLY BIRDS?

LMAO; THE WASHINGTON POST SAYS NEW JERSEY LEADS THE NATION IN NUMBER OF CRIMINALS PER POLITICIAN. WHO KNEW?

Posted on: 2015/4/3 13:52
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Re: Thursday Chat 04.02.15
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CLOUDY W/ OCCASIONAL THUNDER. SURE WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME SUNSHINE.

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat


We'd trade you, Gris. I'd like to see some rain.


WE NEVER GOT ANY TODAY, JUST GRUMBLEY AND OFF AND ON CLOUDY. BETTER CHANCE TONIGHT THEY SAY. STORMS PREDICTED TONIGHT TO THE NORTH OF US BUT I DOUBT THEY WILL BE AS FAR WEST AS YOU.

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Re: Thursday Chat 04.02.15
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CLOUDY W/ OCCASIONAL THUNDER. SURE WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME SUNSHINE.

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat

Posted on: 2015/4/2 14:11
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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.01.15
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Happy Birthday to Uboy and congrats on the first 'legal' brew...
Noticed Miller Lite in Mississippi is way cheaper per 18 pack bottles than they are here. There's still two boxes in my truck...
thunderstorms started here last night due to continue through the week but thus far sunny and pleasant. Hail not far away the size of your palm.
Have a good day everyone - be inventive with your April Fool's joking. I still recall my favorite. My then-husband, chief of police, loaned out my new-to-me three year old '96 Vette Id just got while I was out of town. No tags yet. Dude who drove it, in the rain, left cig ashes in it, burned two holes, it stank, was a mess. I teamed up with a friend from the local sheriff's office and some others who worked there including an on-duty dispatcher and we made it out like there was a black tagless vette that was the cause of a hit and run accident a couple nights before (waited a day or two to do this)... the deputy came to arrest me - old man said I was gone and fessed up to the car being 'loaned out' without my permission - he was reduced to tears. We made up shit as we went along - even got the other officers there the car was loaned to over there....for FOUR HOURS.... finally the officer shook my husband's hand, and said "april fool's"... my old man turned white and had to sit down. He proclaimed if it was even a q-tip he'd never ever loan anything else of mine out ever again without asking. period.


THAT IS WAY TOO COOL! NOTE: DON'T CROSS THE VB ;-)

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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.01.15
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Seems like Tommy is enjoying himself out there in the middle of the ocean.


MATT, I'VE BEEN ON TWO CRUSES MYSELF. THE FIRST WAS WHEN 5,000 CLOSE FRIENDS AND I INCHED ACROSS THE PACIFIC IN THE USNS POLK. TOOK ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF BY MY RECKONING, AND VUNG TAU SURE DID LOOK GOOD AFTER THAT BOAT. THAT ALSO WAS, AND IS FOREVER, THE LAST CRUSE, NO MATTER WHAT DARLING WIFE SAYS :-)

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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.01.15
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SPRING:


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Posted on: 2015/4/1 17:12
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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.01.15
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CLOUDY, 68, MAY RAIN, HIGH OF 78 PREDICTED. THE GRAY OF WINTER IS BEING SUPERSEDED BY THE COLORS OF SPRING.

SAW A VERY COGENT REMARK:

The Washington Post --- “the Clintons’ defining characteristic” is that “they have no capacity for embarrassment.”


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Re: BUMBLEBEE & TOMATO
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Looks great!

Is BB lowered?


NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE. SITTING ON AN INCLINE MAY MAKE IT LOOK THAT WAY.

LETTY IS RIGHT, OF COURSE, THE AUTHORIZED DOWN-HOME PRONUNCIATION IS "TA-MATER" :-)

THANKS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 03.31.15
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BIG BANG; HOG WILD!

http://youtu.be/mUyQqJi1_DY


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BUMBLEBEE & TOMATO
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Posted on: 2015/3/31 17:23
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Re: Tuesday Chat 03.31.15
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:-)


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Re: Tuesday Chat 03.31.15
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OH JOYOUS DAY, KLOO, KLAA, THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS TODAY. THAT'S TWO IN A ROW. PREDICTED HIGH OF 80. LOVE IT.

THIS SHALL BE CHECK ALL TIRES DAY.

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Re: Monday Chat 03.30.15
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Everything cost too much....I agree....new Z06 well equipped is 100K....and a jug of milk is just under 5 bucks....what is going on here....?


CAN'T BE INFLATION; THE GOVERNMENT SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY. ;-)

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Re: Why drum brakes?
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Heck my 2013 GMC Sierra Z71 still has drums on the rear.... and theywill probally last 100K miles before I need to replace them.


LIKEWISE MY '08 SIERRA, 100K+ NEVER HAD TO DO ANYTHING TO BRAKES.

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Re: Monday Chat 03.30.15
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS TODAY, 72 THE PREDICTED HIGH. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED.

SHOULD BE DRY ENOUGH TO GET HARVEY OUT OF THE BARN TO DRIVE THIS WEEK. MY AUTO STORAGE SETUP SUCKS. I REALLY SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER GARAGE BUILT, BUT THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THAT: $$$$$

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.29.15
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SO I POSTED ON THE WRONG DAY. MEA CULPA. THE VB WENT OVER THE WALL AND ESCAPED, HAVE FUN LETTY.

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.28.15
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SUNNY AND COOL ON PALM SUNDAY IN THE NATIONS. LOOKS LIKE A NICE DAY COMING UP. WHOO WHOO!

SHOES ARE NOTHING. HERE'S #1 GRANDDAUGHTER GOING TO HER PROM:


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Re: Saturday Chat 03.28.15
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MORE ADULT EDUCATION, THE PRINCIPLES OF BANKING EXPLAINED:


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Re: Why drum brakes?
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HAD A PICKUP WITH DISK BREAKS ALL ROUND. WHEN ON ROUGH OR WASHBOARD ROAD THE ABS HINDERED YOU STOPPING TO A NOTICEABLE EXTENT. NEXT TRUCK I BOUGHT HAD DRUMS ON THE REAR. WHEN I ASKED WHY THEY TOLD ME THE ABOVE HAD BEEN A PROBLEM. IT DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH DRUMS ON THE REAR.

WHETHER THIS APPLYS TO OTHER TYPES OF VEHICLE I KNOW NOT. NEVER NOTICED THE PROBLEM WITH MY 'VETTES.

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.28.15
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SEMI-CLOUDY AND COOL THIS MORNING, WITH A FEW SPRINKLES. SPRING IS HERE FO' SHO', THE REDBUD TREES ARE BLOOMING AND THE GOLD FINCHES ARE TURNING YELLOW.

LOTS OF COLOR OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY, TREES, BUSHES, FLOWERS BLOOMING ALL OVER THE PLACE. NO TICKS YET :-)

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Re: Friday Chat 03.27.15
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OVERCAST, COOL, BREEZY, NOT A GREAT DAY IN THE NATIONS. THE CHEROKEES WANT SOME SUNSHINE.

WANT TO ADD A LITTLE SUSPENSE AND EXCITEMENT TO YOUR LIFE? YOU COULD MOVE TO MOORE OK. THE LATEST TORNADO IN MOORE IS THE 15th SINCE 1950. THERE WERE BIG ONES IN 1998, 1999, 2003, 2010 and 2013. THE ONE IN’99 KILLED 36 AND HURT ABOUT 600. IN 2013 24 WERE KILLED AND MORE THAN 200 INJURED.

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Re: Friday Chat 03.27.15
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Just got a call that a kid ran a stop sign and one or our trucks hit his. The kid appears to be hurt but is conscious and talking. They are having to cut him out of his pick up..... Prayers and mojo that the kid is going to be ok.....our driver is shook up but not hurt. The semi on the other hand is really a mess. Kids fault but we pray he is going to be ok, the other stuff is just stuff...it will fix or it won't.


DAMN! NO WINNERS IN THIS. HOPE THE BOY OK.

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Re: Thursday Chat 03.26.15
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Gutn Morgn!

This morning I got up and went down to the kitchen like I do every morning and had a waffle and orange juice. Then I went to pour a cup of coffee, but there wasn't any - the coffee maker hadn't run yet. WTF? I looked at the clock and it was 2:18AM. I haven't done that for a while.

Have an interesting day, Gurus!


LMAO, DON'T BELIEVE I'D TELL ANYBODY IF I DID THAT!

SUN IS COMING OUT AND IT LOOKS TO BE A PRETTY DAY IN THE NATIONS. WE GOT AN INCH OF RAIN OUT OF THE STORMS, BUT THE WIND AND SUN WILL DRY THAT PRETTY QUICK.

LETTY, THE CHEROKEES DODGED THE BULLET ON THE STORMS. TULSA IS A CREEK (MUSKOGEE) TOWN. IT WAS TULSY TOWN ORIGINALLY.
PEOPLE IN MOORE, SOUTH OF OKC, GOT HIT AGAIN. NOT SO BAD THIS TIME THO. MOORE IS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A TORNADO MAGNET.

TOOK DARLING WIFE OUT TO IHOP FOR BREAKFAST. TODAY IS OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 49 YEARS, DOESN'T SEEM THAT LONG LOOKING BACK.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.25.15
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STILL WAITING ON THE RAIN, WE HAD A FEW SPRINKLES, NOTHING TO SPEAK OF. TULSA HAD A TORNADO ON THE GROUND, SOME WIND DAMAGE, DON'T KNOW HOW SEVERE.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.25.15
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Jeez, Letty - hope your body shop friend has a speedy recovery! He's lucky to have you to help keep the place moving.


+++ VIVA LETTY!

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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.25.15
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Dumera!

Apparently I should've parked closer to the ground.


ONE SHOULD ALWAYS ENSURE THAT THE TIRES ARE TOUCHING THE DRIVEWAY BEFORE EXITING THE VEHICLE :-0

CLOUDY IN THE NATIONS, WAITING FOR THE RAIN, MAYBE SOME THUNDER. SPRING IS HERE AND THE STORMS CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND.

THE ORIGINAL CROWD FUNDING SITE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED:

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Re: Tuesday 24 Mar 2015
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, BREEZY ENOUGH TO DRY THINGS OUT SOME. THAT'S ALL TO THE GOOD, IT HAD GOT PRETTY MUDDY DOWN AROUND THE BARN. MORE RAIN TOMORROW THEY SAY.

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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED AND ME TOO.

DARLING WIFE DUE HOME TODAY FROM BIG-D; I'LL TRY TO GET THE BUMBLEBEE OUT OF THE BARN AND THRU THE MUD SO I CAN CRUSE OVER TO IHOP FOR BREAKFAST.

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STILL CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES WANT SOME OF TB'S SUNSHINE.

HAD BREAKFAST AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL SUNDAY BUFFET, ALWAYS GOOD STUFF THERE. AND FOR THE SOCIALLY INEPT HERE'S A TIP:


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Re: 21 MARCH 2015
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I don't have cable. Watching the wild parrots fly around and squak. You should see the turds they leave behind.


THERE IS A CURE FOR THAT. THEY COME IN THREE COMMON GAUGES PLUS 16 & 38 :-) AND MORE FUN THAN TV.

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NO SUNSHINE TO YOUR SOUTH, TB. CLOUDY AND COOL, 70 FOR THE HIGH.

THE ARKIE INVASION WAS SCRAPPED, #2 GRANDSON CAME DOWN WITH THE FLU AND STREP AT THE SAME TIME. MAKES ME GLAD THEY STAYED HOME; I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE.

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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

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Re: First day of spring. 20 Mar 2015.
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Re: First day of spring. 20 Mar 2015.
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Last night a friend was driving home from the gym and listening to a sports call-in program carried by WGN in Chicago on SIRIUS.

People were calling in, very upset, about the goat's head that was sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

Then some guy called in from here in Oklahoma and said, Why are you people so upset 'cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley Field? Aren't you Chicagoans the same guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House?"

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Re: First day of spring. 20 Mar 2015.
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Americans Try To Pronounce Massachusetts Town Names



CAN YOU SAY, "WAXAHACHIE"?

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Re: First day of spring. 20 Mar 2015.
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SEMI-SUNNY WITH ONLY A 20% CHANCE OF RAIN. BETTER BUT STILL A WAYS TO GO.

DARLING WIFE IS OFF TO DALLAS FOR BABY SHOWERS FOR GREAT NIECES, LEAVING ME UNSUPERVISED. HUMM---

TOMORROW THE ARKIES ARRIVE; DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD COME OVER: NO CHICKEN & DUMPLINGS WITH GRANDMA GONE ;-)

AND ON THE OKIE FRONT, #1 GRANDSON HAS BROUGHT HOME A GIRLFRIEND ON SPRING BREAK FROM OSU. HUMM X2.

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Re: March madness Thursday. 19 Mar 2015
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Happy birthday, Brad.....this is a big one, right? 60?


Thanks! Yeah, it's a big, fugly one :-P


CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE OF CONSENT.

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Re: March madness Thursday. 19 Mar 2015
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CLOUDY & DRIPPY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING.

SPRING MUST BE ON IT'S WAY, DAFFYDILLS, BUSHES, AND TREES ARE BLOOMING AND THE PHOEBES THAT NEST UNDER THE EVES OF THE HOUSE & BARN ARE BACK. THE BUGS CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND :-)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Case

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Re: Tuesday 27 Mar 2015 ( AKA Wed 18 Mar 2015 )
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RAINING AGAIN. THE CHEROKEES ARE NOT PLEASED. BAH, HUMBUG! EXPLETIVE DELETED!

DARLING WIFE AND I TRIED OUT THE NEW JAPANESE RESTAURANT IN MUSKOGEE. EGG ROLLS AND TEMPRA WERE GREAT. WE DON'T EAT FISH-BAIT :-)



I always ate shrimp but not squid. Now I eat calamari and I'm hooked. Both are baits. Never say never.


IF IT'S COOKED IT AIN'T BAIT :-) I TRIED FRIED OCTOPUS ONCE, THE SUCKERS ARE KINDA CRUNCHY.

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Re: Tuesday 27 Mar 2015 ( AKA Wed 18 Mar 2015 )
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RAINING AGAIN. THE CHEROKEES ARE NOT PLEASED. BAH, HUMBUG! EXPLETIVE DELETED!

DARLING WIFE AND I TRIED OUT THE NEW JAPANESE RESTAURANT IN MUSKOGEE. EGG ROLLS AND TEMPRA WERE GREAT. WE DON'T EAT FISH-BAIT :-)

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Re: Wheel Spacing for Centennial Cup Wheels
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BEG PARDON FOR INTRUDING; I CAN'T SAY WHY CC IS OFF MICHELINS, BUT I HAVE NOT BOUGHT THEM SINCE 1970 AND NEVER WILL. IT WAS FOUND OUT THAT THE MANAGER OF THE DAU TIENG MICHELIN PLANTATION WAS FLYING VC ON AIR RECON IN HIS PIPER CUB. I KEPT SUGGESTING A "FRIENDLY FIRE" ACCIDENT, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. BE DAMNED TO THEM!

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Re: St Patrick's Day 2015
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SEMI-SUNNY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, GOING TO RAIN TONIGHT THEY SAY. THE DROUTH IS MOST DEFINITELY BROKEN IN EASTERN OKLAHOMA, IMHO.

HAPPY ST PAT'S DAY, YOU ALL.

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Re: Monday Monday Chat 3-16-15
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SUNNY AND COOL THIS MORNING IN THE NATIONS. 75 THE PREDICTED HIGH. MAYBE WE CAN DRY OUT SOME BEFORE THE NEXT ROUND OF RAIN.

MUST FLEE MY ABODE TODAY AS DARLING WIFE'S LITTLE OLD LADIES CLUB IS MEETING HERE.

Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice, that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.15.15
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The 2014 taxes are figured for the business. Business was good and we turned a nice profit. Now Uncle will do his damnedest to extract as much from us as he can.


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is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. WHOO WHOO! THAT BE MO' BETTA. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE. US ANGLOS ARE HAPPY. HAVE A GREAT DAY, GURUS.

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Re: Rat-a-tat-tat Saturday Chat 03.14.15
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL RAINING IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE OPERANT WORD TODAY IS "SOGGY". THE WEBS BETWEEN MY TOES ARE GETTING MILDEWED.

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress. -- Mark Twain

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Re: Friday Chat 03.13.15
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Biking is fun but I hate it on the street, feels like cheating death sharing a road with vehicles. There are better ways to stay healthy than taking that risk. I did a 30 mile loop from my house down around the san diego harbor a few weeks ago, easy ride, mostly on separate bike paths.

Motorcycle is way safer IMO, at least, as safe as you choose to be.


BICYCLES ON THE STREET/HIGHWAY MAKE ME VERY UNEASY. ONE LITTLE ROCK IN THE ROAD OR OTHER THING AT THE WRONG TIME AND THEY ARE ON THE GROUND AND UNDER YOUR WHEELS BEFORE YOU COULD REACT. THE SPEED DIFFERENTIAL MAKES THEM DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN.

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Re: Friday Chat 03.13.15
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CLOUDY AND 56 DEGREES THIS MORNING. NWS STILL PROMISING RAIN. THE FIRST WAVE OF DAFFYDILLS ARE BLOOMING LIKE MAD. COULD IT REALLY BE SPRING? STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS---

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Re: Thursday Chat 03.12.15
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AH YES, LOVELY TOWN, THEY BREW ST PAULI GIRL BEER THERE. YUM!

DAY STARTED CLOUDY, THEN CLEARED OFF NICE AND SUNNY. NWS STILL PREDICTING RAIN THOUGH. THE CHEROKEES ARE GRATEFUL FOR ANY BIT OF SUNSHINE THEY CAN GET.

TOOK DOTTY DOG BACK TO SEE #1 DAUGHTER; PROGRESS IS SATISFACTORY, GAVE HER ANOTHER BOTTLE OF ANTIBIOTIC PILLS.
THESE SKIN DISORDERS ARE HARD TO CURE IN MAN OR BEAST.

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