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Posted on: 2019/11/14 12:48
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REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained." |
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GRIS | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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THE SUN IS COMING UP IN THE NATIONS, IT'S COLD AND I SEE SOME CLOUDS. I'M STILL MESSED UP FROM THE TIME CHANGE, KEEP WAKING UP AT 0530. WISH THE GOVERNMENT "KNOW BETTERS" WOULD LEAVE THINGS THE HELL ALONE!
THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST COUP ATTEMPT PLAYS ON IN THEIR WHOLLY OWNED MEDIA. GOT NEWS: BEATING HILLARY IS NOT A HIGH CRIME. |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 13:02
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REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained." |
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teebee | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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Morning guys...Chilly this morning. Headed to the mid 50s, about normal for this time of year for us.
I'm headed over to install the vanity. |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 14:05
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Ultraman | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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Weather is as good as it gets in November so I better make the best of it. It will only get colder right?
Got nothing new to report...... have a swell day Guru's.. |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 14:24
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TommyT-Bone | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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Grey and gloomy as the third of four cold fronts push through Florida. Cold fronts in Florida are really cool fronts until later in the year. I personally welcome the change. Hope we don't get any freezes. Those really hurt the plant nursery and farming industry. |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 15:56
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Ultraman | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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Apparently this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70yrs experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me . This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103% Look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are! |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 17:09
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vetteblondie | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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I'll say I have to agree with that equasion. Works out about right. Ass kissing goes a long way, always said that.
I'm stealing this by the way, a good friend of mine is a retired college math prof. Where has the weekend and week gone? We headed out Thursday after work to the beach at Alabama. Drug in around 1:30 Monday night and work Tuesday, side jobs after work, me helping a friend organize her 'decluttering' of her mother's house. Now I have a box more of "stuff". Sun was nice on our trip but coming home to 19* when it was just 77 isn't nice. Supposed to be getting back up in the 60's I hear. |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 19:12
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TommyT-Bone | Re: THURSDAY THE FOURTEENTH | ||
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Good evening. Sue gets to work for some interesting people. Her customer today wanted to give her a gift. She gave her a hand painted mug of a fish that she crafted herself. This is who her customer was. The 9 y/o survivor. https://nantuckettodayonline.com/archives/andrea-doria/ |
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Posted on: 2019/11/14 23:47
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