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GRIS FIRST OF APRIL
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APRIL FOOL---
Posted on: 2020/4/1 13:51
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vetteblondie Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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April Fools is cancelled - today is March 32nd
I was in the process of starting today's thread when I was kicked off line. Seems it won't let me stay logged on very long.
Good morning - sunshine and warm here today, hope weather gods are smiling on the rest of you.
Beautiful cabinet Tom! Nice work as always.
I'm at work today but not sure how much longer. Boss says we'll go until we're told not to.
They have one more section of road open after the tornado - 'flea market alley' I call it as there's a few shops there I like, and a used car lot. Couldn't believe the damage to those places and yet just a mere few feet away - nothing.
Makes you numb just looking at it all.
Hope everyone has a good day.
Posted on: 2020/4/1 13:53
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GRIS Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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SUNNY AND COLDISH IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, A NICE START TO THE DAY. THE GRANDMA GUARD HAS CHANGED, WE NOW HAVE #1 GRANDDAUGHTER REPLACING #3 GRANDSON. ALSO HAVE VARIOUS HOME HEALTH FUNCTIONARIES DUE TO ARRIVE TODAY.

Posted on: 2020/4/1 13:55
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j3studio Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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Good morning, all.

Cold but lovely in the Philadelphia area.

I'll echo Letty's comments on the beautiful work, Tom. I do wish I had that skill.

It's within 72 hours now of when it was supposed to happen, so I called Delta, cancelled what was left of our 25th wedding anniversary flights, and requested a refund. The person on the line was still both nice and professional—very "on-brand" for Delta.

Posted on: 2020/4/1 14:12
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Matatk Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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Good Morning CGs!

Beautiful work on the side cabinet, TB.

Weather is supposed to warm up a bit according to the weather knuckleheads. I'm looking forward to that.

Kids don't have any more schoolwork until 4/7. Trying to keep them busy and away from the TV. It's tough.

Hope everyone has a great day!
Posted on: 2020/4/1 14:23
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A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He reached into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

The lawyer is now running for Congress, possibly in your district.
Posted on: 2020/4/1 14:36
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teebee Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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Morning guys...Haven't gotten out to the shop yet, as I was writing a post for my FB page....something I haven't done in several months.

It's a nice start to the day here, almost 50 already and headed to upper 70s. Yesterday was a near perfect day...the winds they were predicting never materialized, not hurting my feelings at all. Today looks to be a similar forecast, and predicting wind again....I hope they are wrong again.

Today is Rosie's last day of working her job after 39 years. This morning she told me to turn OFF the alarm as she is planning on sleeping in.

I'll be practicing my 'social distancing' again today. I hope to get the drawer built and maybe get the cabinet stained.

Please be careful, keep your distances and otherwise, have a great day.


Posted on: 2020/4/1 15:04
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I think this virus thing is the worst April Fools joke ever....... the count down begins until I turn 70 this month..... I better go live it up some....oh wait....

working away turning in orders in the office.... we are land locked but food reserves are holding out...as is the ammunition.... so far so good.....

Keep your heads down Guru's....
Posted on: 2020/4/1 17:13
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Congrats to Rosie on her official last day. I remember mine well. Even have pictures of it.


Just got sentenced to 30 days in the home (hole) by the governor of the state. Carnival cancelled our Alaska cruise. Aprils' South Carolina trip was already cancelled. Thinking of going outside and hiding behind a tree. Then start throwing rocks at cars.
Posted on: 2020/4/1 21:14
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teebee Re: FIRST OF APRIL
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Got the drawer built and hardware installed. Stained too.Tomorrow I'll spray a little lacquer on it to finish it up.

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Stained to match the bed.
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Posted on: 2020/4/2 0:44
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Rosie came out to the shop when she got home from work and offered to come out and help me stain the cabinet. After she changed her clothes she came out to help and asked me, "Why did you build only one?" Guess what I'll be doing in the near future......maybe start on it tomorrow.
Posted on: 2020/4/2 2:36
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