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| Matatk | Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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Got this in an email...lol:
*MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR * *One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. * *However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied,' * *Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. * *Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.' * *The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' * *'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.' * |
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| skirlin | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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Posted on: 2009/12/8 14:02
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| pianoguy | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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Hahaha!
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Posted on: 2009/12/8 14:08
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| DaleD | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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I'll resist going off politically, (I'm totally ticked about what Obama's EPA did yesterday), and just say that's funny.
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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Oh come on, tell us! This forum could use more heated discussions. |
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| Calm | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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I adore baby seals. |
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| Curtis1974 | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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Funny!
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| vetteblondie | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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BBWWWWAAHHHAAA!!!!
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Posted on: 2009/12/9 3:44
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| Matatk | Re: Joke: MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN A GAY BAR | ||
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In that case, what do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian! Matthew |
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