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Ultraman Twofersday Chat 6-12-12
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Good morning all....beautiful weather we are having...80 degrees and very low humidity....nice!

I went out to clean the C5's udders last night and found them to be udderly clean.....there are 5 and I checked the first four which were relitivly easy but the next one is almost impossible to get to. I am somewhat cowed by it and am moooving very slow because if you screw it up you have to take the whole dash apart....I think I have milked this for all I can......

It's big Tuesday and means a long day so here we gooooo...
have a great day Guru's!

Posted on: 2012/6/12 11:26
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Good Morning CGs!

Some news stories for you to kick off the morning:

A dingo ate my baby!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06 ... sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D169026

Apparently we can put that to rest?

Read this story - it will make you angry and happy at the same time:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06 ... sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D168967

Pin a medal on that man's chest. I'd like to shake his hand. I would do the same thing in his shoes...twice on Sunday.

Other than that...we were supposed to get some rain last night. All it ended up being was a very light and short sprinkle. Air got really muggy and nasty and that was it. Should be hot and muggy again today, I'm sure. I haven't checked the forecast.

I will check on the tint on the car today, it was redone yesterday and is sitting in my buddy's shop so the glue can cure. After that, I will start the a/c project. I have all the pieces. I actually have to wait for my neighbor to help me. He is a commercial a/c guy and is letting my borrow his gauges and vacuum pump. He is also bringing over nitrogen to pressurize the system for leaks and getting my bulk r12 for his cost to save me a little $. I'm happy about that.

Hope everyone has a great day!

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Mornin

As I woke this morning I strolled into the kitchen to prepare my morning coffee. I noticed that a sweet pungent aroma filled the air. I sought it's source in the area of it's highest concentration. Low and behold, one of the dogs had left me a special gift on the edge of the living room rug. After getting some supplies to dispose of the offending source, I noticed the dining room rug a similar release. Eyes barely open, I had work to do as the sun broke the horizon. After a couple of gaks and a few hurrrs I removed the rugs, hung them on the fence, and blasted them with a torrent of water. Fortunately the ejected material was fresh and I was able to seperate it from the floor covers without much effort. After a little more tile cleaning and an application of air freshner I am able to restart my day with a welomed cup of coffee and greet my fellow gurus in the new day.
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We may have to wait 150 to 200 years till the technology has been invented to truly determine if the dingo story is real or made up. They are just now finding supporting evidence in Abraham Lincolns assasination, the reason the Titanic really sank, and a host other historic events that go back thousands of years. I expect forensic scientists will soon be able to tell us why Eve took a bite of the apple and screwed it up for the rest of us for all eternity .

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Pin a medal on that man's chest. I'd like to shake his hand. I would do the same thing in his shoes...twice on Sunday.




AMEN! God Bless this Dad..
I would have done the same thing...
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We may have to wait 150 to 200 years till the technology has been invented to truly determine if the dingo story is real or made up. They are just now finding supporting evidence in Abraham Lincolns assasination, the reason the Titanic really sank, and a host other historic events that go back thousands of years. I expect forensic scientists will soon be able to tell us why Eve took a bite of the apple and screwed it up for the rest of us for all eternity .



We already know why she did Tommy.....satan told her if she bit the apple she could go shopping for some new shoes.......the rest is history....
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Matt .... You sure seem to be getting a grasp on posting these off the wall article links.
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Greetings! Gonna be cool here today, high 60's if we're lucky - quite a change from mid-90's on Sunday. Golf will be chilly tonight. Gotta get cracking on painting the kitchen, since the cabinet guys are scheduled to start on Monday. The light at the end of the tunnel has dimmed slightly.

Make the most of your day, Gurus!
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Morning guys...Marcus, glad you got milked. Matt, I believe the guy was justified in his reaction. And I remember when the story about the dingos happened. I always thought the story was plausible. Tommy, it's always nice to wake up to nice surprises. ;) . Brad, we had men's night last night, weather was pretty good. I didn't play, but went out just to eat and be with the guys. I had a good time. Good luck tonight.

I have no real plans for today. I need to get the wife's car to the body shop and have a pit in the windshield fixed. I am also going to take a couple of bike rides today.
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No John Denver Tuesday


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Mornin

As I woke this morning I strolled into the kitchen to prepare my morning coffee. I noticed that a sweet pungent aroma filled the air. I sought it's source in the area of it's highest concentration. Low and behold, one of the dogs had left me a special gift on the edge of the living room rug. After getting some supplies to dispose of the offending source, I noticed the dining room rug a similar release. Eyes barely open, I had work to do as the sun broke the horizon. After a couple of gaks and a few hurrrs I removed the rugs, hung them on the fence, and blasted them with a torrent of water. Fortunately the ejected material was fresh and I was able to seperate it from the floor covers without much effort. After a little more tile cleaning and an application of air freshner I am able to restart my day with a welomed cup of coffee and greet my fellow gurus in the new day.


Shitty way to start a day.
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No paintin' today.

The C4 hasn't been washed in a week so....
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Is that Letty's sign?
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SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMERS DISEASE (takes 15 seconds)

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test


How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S



Answers:


1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

You do NOT have Alzheimer's

You are a Pervert
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Fork Q
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I got all 6 right....but they weren't the answers you posted.

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No one is posting. So .......... Guess I have time to read a good book.

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pianoguy wrote: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMERS DISEASE (takes 15 seconds) If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S
1. NONDOM 2. FOLK 3. PAINS 4. PUSS_ 5. SIX 6. BOOK

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They sure have a lot of classic cars in those towns ;-)
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Is that Letty's sign?


bbbwwwaaahhhaaa!!!!!


(not only do I not have any of his stuff left here, he took a lot of my stuff too )
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Well, the Heat stunk up the joint with bad shooting, passing and defense. If this is any indication of things to come I can only hope they'll end my misery early. Haslem, Bosch, Miller all missing shots. Wade strugling and Lebron not productive in the second half. Chalmers pracicing his acting with many trips to the floor. What can I say? The Thunder did what they had to do. Good defense, effective shooting, strong follow ups and rebounding. I'm not flying the white flag this early in the competition but if the Heat don't execute better, it will be a repeat of last year with the same dire results.
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