Good morning gang.

Rainy here this am. Temps in the low 40's. Looks like that is the way the rest of today will go. Scattered showers with temps in the mid to upper 40's.

One week till Thanksgiving. Hope everyone has thier grocery shopping done. We have a few fresh vegies we're gonna have to pick up on Wednesday.

Word of the Day Thursday, November 21, 2013

snarky\ SNAHR-kee \, adjective;

1. testy or irritable; short.

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Snarky arose in the early 1900s from the verb snark which meant "to snort" and "to nag."

Avu avu mediana

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This comes from the Andy Bogus list of favorite terms. I should make it my new screen name. Hey Snarky! What's happening? What's your name? My name is Tommy , but my friends call me Snarky.

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Jonathan Avu avu, an avid spammer from Nigeria, finally got a response.


Avu avu, Me Diana

Finally, a good night's rest. It's been a week or so since I got a decent night's sleep. You might say I was getting a little snarky. I busted my ass yesterday cleaning the house good and mowing the lawn so I could get back to busting my ass working on my list. Let's see if I can put a dent in it.

Morning guys...The front moved through and the wind is blowing. They say we probably have reached our high for the day, it's 27 now. No moisture yet, but they are saying 2" of snow for us.

Worked on computers all evening....gave me a headache. sometimes I hate f*#king computers.

Pick up on some Young Stuff

Hidey-ho! The weather geniuses are saying we could get a little snow today, with temps starting a downward spiral. I guess it's inevitable. I think I'm done mowing until April - no biggie, plenty of other chores to keep me busy until then. It's been breezy the last few days, but not quite this bad:

http://www.wimp.com/windmillstorm/

Fasten your chin-straps, Gurus!

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I love that song

Critters of the day

http://bradwilsonlive.com/animals.html

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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I wonder if squirrels get a Happy Ending?



Nevermind ................

memo to self.....do not load up on the Mongolian Beef when eating chinese food.....very spicy....

Cold cloudy and windy which is just the opposite of yesterday....and so it begins...

Got work to do so am going to go do it.....the weekend is coming the weekend is coming......have fun today Guru's...

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Did you happen to notice an odd shortage of cats and dogs in that neighborhood?

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Depends on if he busts a....nevermind.

Confucius Say... (A little NWS)


151. "Man like baby - want to suck tit all day."
150. "Man who screw blender no longer man."
149. "Some Men like guns - shoot blanks."
148. "Men who put cream in tart not always bakers."
147. "Man who walk in middle of road get hit by bus."
146. "Man who let woman on top is fucking up."
145. "Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring."
144. "Sex on beach is like American beer - fucking near water."
143. "Man who masturbate only screwing himself."
142. "Schoolboy OK to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal."
141. "Schoolboy who mess around with school girl
during wrong period get caught red-handed."
140. "Wise man not play leapfrog with unicorn."
139. "Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
138. "Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag."
137. "Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face."
136. "Man who snatch kiss when young, kiss snatches when old."
135. "Girl who douche with vinegar walk around with sour puss."
134. "Girls should not marry basketball players because they
always dribble before they shoot."
133. "He who fuck tailpipe may burn rod."
132. "It take square ass to shit brick."
131. "Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap
have make believe ballroom."
130. "A girls best asset is her liability ('lie'ability)."
129. "Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor."
128. "Man who marries a girl with no bust has a right to feel low
down."
127. "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
126. "He who fishes in another mans pond will often catch crabs."
125. "Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own
hands."
124. "Wash your face in morning neck at night."
123. "Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent."
122. "He who refuses to listen is lying."
121. "When lady says no, she mean maybe.
When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
When lady say yes, she no lady."
120. "Woman who not practice sex before marriage
is sentenced to an interminate length."
119. "He who sniffs coke drowns."
118. "Crowded lift smells different to midget."
117. "Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead."
116. "Man who piss into wind get wet."
115. "Never eat yellow snow."
114. "Boy who plays with himself pulls boner."
113. "Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss
balloons."
112. "Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet."
111. "He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet."
110. "He who sitteth on upturned tack shall sureley rise."
109. "Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert."
108. "The hand that turneth the knob opens the door."
107. "He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly
finger."
106. "Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk!"
105. "Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!"
104. "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of
fly."
103. "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
102. "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
upright organ.
101. "Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways going to
Bangkok."
100. "Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick."
99. "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
98. "Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit."
97. "Man who fuck turkey eat stuffing."
96. "Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at."
95. "Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die."
94. "Hockey player on ice have big stick."
93. "Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat."
92. "Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat."
91. "Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off."
90. "Man who get paid pick up chick."
89. "Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off."
88. "Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end."
87. "Man who eat pussy do lip service."
86. "Man who fuck pig eat ham."
85. "Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church."
84. "Woman who turn back on lover get fucked over."
83. "Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth."
82. "Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass."
81. "Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
80. "Man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
79. "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
78. "Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist."
77. "Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter."
76. "Is good for girl to meet boy in park
but better for boy to park meat in girl."
75. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
74. "Fool climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs."
73. "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
72. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
71. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp
cock."
70. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
69. "Man who meows ate pussy!"
68. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
67. "Those who quote me are fools."
66. "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
65. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
64. "Work to become, not to acquire."
63. "Show off always shown up in showdown."
62. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
61. "Man with no legs bums around."
60. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
59. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
58. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
57. "Find old man in dark, not hard!"
56. "Confucius say too fucking much!"
55. "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
54. "It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose."
53. "When in doubt, whip it out."
52. "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
51. "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
50. "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
left."
49. "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train
likely to end up with splitting headache."
48. "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
47. "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
46. "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."
45. "Man have more hair on chest than woman,
but on the whole woman have more."
44. "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
43. "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies
behind."
42. "No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in
pussy."
41. "Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
40. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by
night."
39. "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on
desk."
38. "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
37. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
36. "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
35. "Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"
34. "House without toilet is uncanny."
33. "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."
32. "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing
is a dirty double crosser."
31. "While others are inside sitting down, you will be
outstanding."
30. "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
29. "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
28. "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
27. "Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
26. "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is
unsanitary."
25. "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow."
24. "Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."
23. "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
22. "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have
offspring next spring."
21. "Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by
cracky."
20. "Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into
money."
19. "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
18. "Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's
sink."
17. "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
16. "Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!"
15. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on
pants!"
14. "Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by
crackey!"
13. "Rape no good. Woman run faster with dress up,
than man can with pants down."
12. "Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution
in hand."
11. "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."
10. "All blonde not blonde by cracky."
9. "Man who sit on tack get point!"
8. "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
7. "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
6. "Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
5. "Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"
4. "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
3. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
2. "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
1. "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"

I've seen squirrels being "very friendly" to one another, don't know if it was a happy ending or not though.

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Geez.....now that you mention it......I thought it was strange when they did away with the animal shelters in town.....

This place is way too squirrely this morning.

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Guess the dog ran out of toilet paper.

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I got 2" here.

It will snow overnite at my place and it will be gone by lunchtime.
If I drive down the hill 500 feet, there will be no snow.

One more day of this and back to Reno weather, mid 50's.

There's a lot people dancing for joy over on the mountain because of the snow. They've been using their snow making machines all month.

But the fiberglass will be cold this morning.

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Best use for a cat ever.

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Nuff said .......

>> Psychology 101
>>
>> If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana.
>>
>> Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward
> the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.
>>
>> After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result... all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.
>>
>> Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs,
>the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
>>
>> Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.
>>
>> The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out
>of him.
>>
>> After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to
>climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
>>
>> Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.
>>
>> The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment...... with enthusiasm, because he is now part of the "team".
>>
>> Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
>>
>> Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
>>
>> Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.
>>
>> Why, you ask? Because in their minds...that is the way it has
>always been!
>>
>> This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and this is why, from time to time: ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.

All right, who the hell deleted my post???

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Did you hit submit?

What did you post?

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OOPs, some idiot put the post in the Spammers thread.

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http://www.dealsandwheels.com/

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Tech lesson of the day.....


http://www.stoptech.com/technical-sup ... rake-disc-and-other-myths

If you all are going to pool your money and get me something in December,

Here's my Kist-Miss List:

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My buddy Pete wanted good brakes for this car.
He bought 4 discs, 4 calipers and a set of pads.
The new stuff worked very well for $40,000.

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Educational segment?

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I could but a half dozen cars for 40k or a lifetime supply of yard furniture.

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Hey, Bill. What was the favorite color for that year?

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Then you don't want to know what the car costs.

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If the '54 Buick that's advertised on there is as solid as it looks in the pic, that seems like a bargain.

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Don't you already have a lifetime supply of yard furniture...???

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TommyT-Bone wrote:

I wonder if squirrels get a Happy Ending?

A HAPPY ENDING FOR SQUIRRELS IS SQUIRREL AND DUMPLINGS. OR SQUIRREL GUMBO, IF YOU WANT TO BE EXOTIC.

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Its a cool paper, free and come out once a month,

They have a lot of uses.

I keep one in the truck.....for when I have lunch at Micky D's.

I keep em in the shop to collect fiberglass resin, oil, snot.

And I line the bird cages with em.