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Well it's Friday. End of the week. Well today we are starting out with snow and we should warm up to the upper 40's or low 50's. Word of the Day Friday, March 21, 2014 noetic\ noh-ET-ik \, adjective; 1. of or pertaining to the mind. 2. originating in or apprehended by the reason. Origin: From the Greek noētikós meaning "intelligent," noetic has been used by English speakers since the mid-1600s. |
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| Ultraman | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Not as warm today and the winds are back....but the work goes on....up early working to keep some farmers happy....which is a never ending job....
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| pianoguy | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Happy Friday! At least I think it's Friday. 40's today with rain/sleet/snow in the forecast, and it won't make it out of the low 20's over the weekend. Spring is delightful!
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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no + poetic = noetic Say no to snow No snow It's time to go Enough winter woe No more snow to blow Cause I say so |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Good morning Funny about thing about Sue. When she wants me to do something she usually starts off with this statement. What are your plans for tomorrow? And my usual response is "I have a weeks worth of work ahead of me so why do you ask?" To which she usually get disturbed. It just makes me wonder why she would ask that question over and over instead of saying something like "Can you do me a favor tomorrow?." Pretty much I have something to do every day for the rest of my life. I'm not complaining, but it's the truth. I have a list now, I'll have a list tomorrow and I'll have a list when they fire up the oven to reduce my bodily mass to ashes. So I ask you guys ........ What are your plans for tomorrow? |
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| teebee | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Morning guys....glad to be able to log on here in the morning. Much colder today and breezy right now, headed for very windy. Spring break is basically over for me. Going to look at a cabinet job this morning. So obviously I have a list as well.
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| BillH | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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FEMALE INDIRECTION WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF ENTRAPMENT. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SAY "NO PLANS." DIRECT REQUESTS ARE AVOIDED AS THIS MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO TURN HER BAD IDEA INTO YOUR FAULT. :-) AND SPEAKING OF BAD IDEAS, I KEEP SEEING JEB BUSH BALLOONS FLOATING IN THE MEDIA. THIS COUNTRY NEEDS ANOTHER BUSH IN THE WHITEHOUSE LIKE GEORGE CUSTER NEEDED MORE INDIANS. |
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| Ultraman | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Jeb Bush I will say this about Jeb. He's a good guy. I thought he was a good Governor for the state of Florida. Though I don't like the idea of a family leading this country over decades, I hope the Republican Party can come up with a man of at least his quality and character. If not, we will be doomed to another liberal Democrat as President. I'm pretty well in the middle and an independent voter. I vote my conscience. Swings too far to the right or too far to the left are sure to get my ire. Balance, don't make waves ....... |
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| Matatk | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Out running errands. Should be a nice day. Tommy was right, he is noetic. |
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Republicans in Hell While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in." says the Republican. "Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Republican head of state. "I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil (a Republican, too), who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity." He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell." So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his neck. "I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!" |
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A Democrat died and was condemned to hell, but in an act of mercy was given a choice of three alternatives. Behind the first door, he saw flames shooting forth and thousands of people screaming in pain amidst the fire. He opened the second door and there was a huge crowd slaving away at a large rock-pile, being whipped as they hammered the large boulders. Behind the third door, he saw a large tranquil lake, and immediately chose that option. In an instant, he found himself with thousands of others, up to his chin in a vile, watery substance. The others were chanting “Don’t make waves, don’t make waves!” |
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| BillH | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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Let's pick up the beat a little ......... This is a really good version if you happen to like this song. |
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| Ultraman | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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The United States is always reinventing itself. One day it may emerge in a way we might all be proud, as it has in it's proud past. Look to the future. Attach file: Salvador_Dali--Geopoliticus_Child_Watching_the_Birth_of_the_New_Man.jpg (0.00 KB) |
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| GRIS | Re: Friday chat 21 March 2014 | ||
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OH WOW, IT'S REALLY LOOKING LIKE SPRING OUTSIDE. THE FORSYTHIA IS TURNING YELLOW, THE DAFFODILS ARE BLOOMING, TREES ARE BUDDING OUT, THE REDBUDS ARE BEGINNING TO SHOW, AND IT'S 61 DEGREES. MUY BUENO! BUT THEN, OKLAHOMA IS THE LAND OF THE FROZEN DAFFODIL AND IT'S NEVER SAFE TILL AFTER TAX DAY. WE SHALL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE. |
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