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| BrianCunningham | Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: NO! Of course not! Man: Where's your Ferrari? |
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Posted on: 2014/10/24 14:50
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says "That'll be five bucks." As the gorilla is paying for his beer, the bartender adds "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here." To which the gorilla replies, "At five bucks a beer, it's no wonder..." I pissed away a Ferrari or two. If it wasn't for sex, drugs and booze I'd be a rich man. Wouldn't have much of a story to tell but I'd be a rich man. Attach file:  yawn.jpg (90.89 KB) |
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Posted on: 2014/10/24 15:38
Edited by TommyT-Bone on 2014/10/24 15:58:12 Edited by TommyT-Bone on 2014/10/24 16:00:15 |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? A: They're both out looking for a tight seal. |
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Posted on: 2014/10/24 15:51
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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Posted on: 2014/10/24 16:02
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| pianoguy | Re: Male Logic (Joke) | ||
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I just enjoyed a frosty memory-enhancer myself! |
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Posted on: 2014/10/24 23:25
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