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GRIS DECEMBER FIRST
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AND IT'S A WHOLE NEW MONTH.
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A GRAY, COLD DAY IN THE NATIONS. TIME TO WIND CLOCKS, PILL DOGS, ROTATE PISTOL MAGS AND SET UP FOR THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING GUNSHOW.

HAVE FUN, Y'ALL---
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pianoguy Re: DECEMBER FIRST
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Greetings! Good lawd, it is December already - haven't begun to think about Christmas shopping. Judging by the state of my store-room, I don't need any more stuff.

The top "why do" Google questions by state:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/ ... very-State-461083573.html

Have a great day, all!
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Ultraman Re: DECEMBER FIRST
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Well Nebraska's question isn't that bad...... people often wonder why fireflies glow...... but do they glow in the day also......?? Do they sleep? they don't need a nightlight......

Well it is go get the tree day at Casa Ultra....... so at 3:30 I better be here.... or there will be hell to pay.....let's see 4 wheel drive pickup.... check.... chainsaws..... check...... chains and grappling hooks.....check...... large food supply.....check...... ok I think we are ready dear........ don't forget the hot chocolate ..........

have a nice Guru day today boys and girls............
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Well Nebraska's question isn't that bad...... people often wonder if a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Well it is go get the tree day at Casa Ultra....... so at 3:30 I better be here.... or there will be hell to pay.....let's see 4 wheel drive pickup.... check.... chainsaws..... check...... chains and grappling hooks.....check...... large food supply.....check...... ok I think we are ready dear........ don't forget the hot chocolate ..........

have a nice Guru day today boys and girls............


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pianoguy Re: DECEMBER FIRST
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Hahahaha!
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teebee Re: DECEMBER FIRST
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Morning guys....Got up late, so had to rush around some. I went up and did a couple little jobs for a couple, a little trim around some cabinets (that I didn't have anything to do with installing) and drilling some holes in a curio cabinet so she could add lights, etc.

It's a pretty day here, sunny and no wind....yet. Started out chilly, 28 when I got up, but has warmed into the low 50s already, and headed to low 60s.

I can honestly say, I've NEVER asked those questions:
Why do cats knead / Why do I sweat so much
I'm more like Gris' question. And YES, I'm still wrong. The lady where I was working this morning had this sign in her kitchen

"Three Wise Men.....Really? Are you kidding me?"
She said her husband didn't appreciate it and asked, "Why do you even put that up? That's demeaning." She said it makes her laugh. "I don't think it's funny at all." I actually thought it was funny. I might make one of those on my CNC.

Marcus, good luck with the tree hunt, don't hurt yourself with those tools....or the food......or the hot chocolate.

Have a great day guys....
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Marcus and Uwoman were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Uwoman suddenly noticed that Marcus was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Uwoman asked, "Marcus, where are you? You know that we have lots to do."

Marcus replied, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."

Little tears started to flow down Uwoman's cheek, and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."
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After that little incident Uwoman did a little number on Marcus, that was very close to the picture Gris posted.

Hahaha!
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haaahahaahaahh....... now that's pretty funny Tee..... I better write that down.....
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bogus Re: DECEMBER FIRST
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Too funny!!!!

Quiet today... Bastet44's new store had the official ribbon cutting yesterday.

Gomer Pyle died...

It was foggy on the way in. That is all.... zzzzz....
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