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RPO Z16.

A one year special. 1000 were made to honor both the end of the C4 and the original racers, called Grand Sports, from 1963.

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teebee 5 Dec 2017 chat
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Morning guys....
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teebee Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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I'm up and around at 'normal' time this morning, as Rosie has to go to work. Pretty chilly this morning, 16 and headed to low 40s. Not a day you want to be outside in western Kansas, so I'll stay inside the shop.

The year is winding down quickly. Where did it go? I hope all of you have a wonderful Tuesday.
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teebee Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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Here's a little something to get us in the Christmas spirit.

'Twas the night before Christmas
And in the garage.
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd go mess with my Corvette for a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good."
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol' Saint Nick!

He just stared at first, not sure what to say,
Then Santa piped in "Don't suppose you'd trade that for my sleigh?'
"Forget it, Mr. Claus" then I started to grin
"If you've got some time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said "C'mon then, Let's GO!!"
So as not to disturb all my neighbours' retreat,
We pushed my old Stingray quietly onto the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With cold tires spinning and exhaust pipes aglow,
We headed on out to roads hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "Do you wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the big block exploded with raspy exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore up the ground.
Power shift into second, again into third!
I grabbed for the handle, at loss for a word.

With the tank reaching empty, Santa returned to his sleigh,
Never to forget that ride in my '69 Stingray
Later, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas, to all,
it's been a great night!!!"
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GRIS Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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CLOUDY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, STILL DRY, THE PROMISED RAIN MISSED US. THE CHEROKEES ARE DISAPPOINTED, THE CHOCTAWS GOT THE RAIN.

I MADE MY LIST, CHECKED IT ONCE, NOW I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

I WILL BE SENDING A SCOPE OFF TO LEUPOLD FOR OVERHAUL TODAY. THEY ARE GOOD ABOUT THAT BUT THEIR WEBSITE IS A PIA TO WORK WITH.

I WANT TO TRY OUT THAT KIMBER I BOUGHT, SEE IF IT SHOOT WELL ENOUGH TO KEEP. IF SO I'LL HAVE TO BOB OFF THE HEEL OF THE BUTT.
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Ultraman Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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Yep.......that put me in the mood.........for a big block Corvette........ which I happen to know where one is for sale....... wish I could........ I need a project other then the ones I got going already......

Cold today as winter has finally arrived....... I was fine with what we had.....

Enjoy your day mates..........
Posted on: 2017/12/5 15:44
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First, let's just assume I'm right...that will save us all a lot of time......
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It was actually COLD this morning! At 0600, it was a balmy 49F!!! Burr!!!!

I was listening to the radio this morning... my favourite station went silent about 3 weeks ago (sniff, long live 100.3 The Sound). It was replaced by "K-LOVE". A sat fed Christian Contemporary pop station... sigh...

However, the station I was listening to today is KLOS. Not bad... it's growing on me... but the topic was thieves... this dude, in the Long Beach area, heard someone steeling his Playstation and stuff, confronted him in the kitchen, the bad guy swings with a big flashlight, the dude taps him 3 times in the chest! The bad guy is in critical... this happened 1 Oct.

Damn. Go dude with gun protecting his property.
Posted on: 2017/12/5 18:10
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Ultraman Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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Geez I hope they have a home is your castle law out there or the shooter will be looking at manslaughter.

Here we have to retreat to a safe place and yell that we have weapons and if they come in our room we will shoot them...........meanwhile they are taking what they want....we do get to call the cops though...... that's nice.....right?
Posted on: 2017/12/5 19:07
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First, let's just assume I'm right...that will save us all a lot of time......
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CorvetteBob Re: 5 Dec 2017 chat
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Hope everyone had a great day today.
Teepee, that's a good version of the story!
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