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Olympic Wrestling

Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Sven and said. “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold. If he does, you’re finished.” Sven nodded in acknowledgement.

As the match started, Sven and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Sven and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air ... His back hit the mat with a thud and Sven collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy!! The coach was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before?”

Sven answered, “Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face-- I had nuttin to lose so wid my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could.”

So the trainer exclaimed, “ That’s what finished him off?”

“Vel not really. You’d be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own balls!!”
Posted on: 2/26 12:09
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pianoguy Re: PRETZEL
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Posted on: 2/26 12:47
1996 LT4

�Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey
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Matatk Re: PRETZEL
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Posted on: 2/26 15:58

1989 Corvette...custom 383 stroker, superrammed and cammed, built trans with PeteK 2800 stall. Mustang dyno results: 336 rwhp / 419 rwtq.
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TommyT-Bone Re: PRETZEL
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What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!

“Just think of it,” said the boastful boxer to the manager. “Tonight I’ll be fighting on TV before millions of people.” “Yes,” replied the manager, “and they’ll all know the results of the fight at least ten seconds before you do.”


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TommyT-Bone Re: PRETZEL
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A woman walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.

The guy says, "No, ma'am."

She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"

He replies, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"
Posted on: 2/26 16:05
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Ultraman Re: PRETZEL
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had to laugh at that one........
Posted on: 2/26 16:06
2010 Grand Sport Heritage Coupe 3LT Corsa Sport cat back exhausts and Corsa CAI, Engine built by Rick Dadd....You can hear the thunder the rumble and the roar......

First, let's just assume I'm right...that will save us all a lot of time......
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teebee Re: PRETZEL
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Ha-ha, these are good!
Posted on: 2/26 18:18
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