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brut Stupid Questions
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As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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CasetheCorvetteman Re: Stupid Questions
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4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

Well this one is simple, it means you can drink under a different name
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red_johnny RE:Stupid Questions
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bogus RE:Stupid Questions
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Stupid Questions beget stupid answers...

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
It's that entire striptease thing. It might turn him on.

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Yes. It's called "mineral rights."

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
So their lipstick can dry.

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
This is simple... they don't give their last name. Ask Bill W.

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
no. It would be a Dogsu.

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Because most houses don't have escalators.

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
You need a new fridge.

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
So they can force you to buy more.

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Arsonist requested this setting.

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
A pervert.

11. What do people in China call their good plates?
Tin.

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He specialized in coconut radios.

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
Pluto wasn't fixed.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?
Gay.

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
They dream in braille.

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
No restaurants nearby.

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Cause when you give it to them, you are.

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Annoying.

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Sunflowers. Your a sick bastard.

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Is he speaking?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Cause you can't touch stars.

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
The hemorrihoid was discovered by a Latvian Dr by the name of Hemor. He thought someone got stuck up the ass by a meteor, but hemormeteor sounded silly.

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Use Scope.
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AND AGAIN
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