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GRIS 10 JAN 22
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Yesterday morning, I bought two six packs of beer on sale at Publix.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her braless breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I am a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer"?

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?”




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REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX?

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GRIS Re: 10 JAN 22
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CLEAR AND COLD THIS MORNING, 20 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, SHOOTING FOR 50.

TROUBLE THE WONDERDOG IS HOME AND SEEMS HAPPY TO BE HERE. BIG DAUGHTER HAD BEEN LETTING HIM SLEEP INDOORS ON COLD NIGHTS, SO I KEPT HIM IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM LAST NIGHT WITH NO ILL EFFECTS. DOG IS HOUSE BROKE, DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHEN THAT HAPPENED.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY BUT AUTO ROTATION, HARVEY GOES IN THE READY RACK.

THINGS ARE GETTING BACK TO NORMAL, WHAT EVER THAT IS---

KEEP UP THE FIRE, GURUS!
Posted on: 1/10 14:05
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TommyT-Bone Re: 10 JAN 22
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TommyT-Bone Re: 10 JAN 22
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Good morning.
The graveside service was held yesterday. It started late thanks to some family drama that should never happen but always does. One of Sue's brothers is ALWAYS late. He was late for his sisters funeral, his mothers funeral and no doubt will be late for his own funeral. The service was about to start then Sue walks off to talk to a friend, then the father walks off to talk to someone and I have ro reign them in to get the service started.There were people there with active Covid, all told to, stay way back. No one with Covid was allowed at the house afterward. (Both of Sues brothers, cousins and more). We bought plenty of food not knowing how many people would show up. Of course because of Covid there were only about a dozen of us. There was enough food for 3- 4 times that. The service was carried on zoom and people had a hard time logging into the feed and many couldn't hear what was being said. Near the end of the service their was a drizzling rain. Other than that everything else went somewhat smoothly. We cleaned up after the gathering. All that's left is to bring our lawn chairs home. We brought 20 up just in case along with two tents. Of course sadness and grief will loom around the family for some time to come, especially for my FIL. I'll do what needs to be done whenever called. Afterall, it's all about family. Mom will be missed.
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GRIS Re: 10 JAN 22
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TOMMY, SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE THE FAMILY FIXER.

AND IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND KFC IS SELLING CHICKEN-LESS FRIED CHICKEN.

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER, SAID AL1CE.
Posted on: 1/11 0:16
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Matatk Re: 10 JAN 22
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Good Evening CGs!

Tommy, seems like there is always drama at weddings and funerals. My mom used to use that line all the time....you'll be late to your old funeral.

So Gris, what kind of beer did you get? Lol.

Hope everyone had a great day!
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