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jsup OK, I'm cruel, but this is funny.....
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So, a friend of mine, woman, 40 years old, who lives in Indiana. I am in NJ...

IM pops up, she says hi, and she was going out.. I ask where, she says to get a massage.

I tell her to make sure she requests the "happy ending"...

She has no idea WTF I am talking about. I tell her to trust me she'll enjoy it...Tells me the person giving it to her if female, I said no problem just ask

So, I'm sitting here watching the debate and IM pops up...

Seems she asked for the happy ending...

I asked her when she asked...she said "once we got in the room alone"... I burst out laughing at her. Now, i'm sorry for doing it to her, but she's 40, and in some ways pretty naive. She came home and saw a friend, and asked her what it meant, she didn't know either, so they are going to ask someone else. I have to wonder how far that is going to go.

IDK, I just pictured the masseuse in the room alone with her and being asked for a happy ending. The masseuse laughed and said no. From what she tells me she asked with a dead straight face. The masseuse never bought it up again. They probably still think she was looking for a happy ending.

Maybe I think it's funny because I know the players...but I find it hysterical...
Posted on: 2008/10/3 14:37
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FLYINLOW90 Re: OK, I'm cruel, but this is funny.....
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I can see the humor in that!!

Some people's children......
Posted on: 2008/10/3 14:46
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