| Ever Wonder........ |
Subject: Ever Wonder........ by bmwgsa on 2009/12/9 18:28:02 Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens Our skin? ________________________________________ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ________________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ________________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ________________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ________________________________________ |
