| Re: Thursday Chat 11.20.08 |
Subject: Re: Thursday Chat 11.20.08 by TommyT-Bone on 2008/11/20 13:30:21 Good Morning Gurus I worked the midnight shift for seven years getting off at 6:00 A.M. My breakfast of choice during those years came in a can. After all. In heaven there ain't no beer, that's why we drink it here. A 75 y/o man (Let's call him Chris) enters a confessional and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father , for I have sinned". I'm seeing four 20 y/o girls at the same time. The priest asks how long has it been since your last confession? Chris says; I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish. So Why are you telling me? "Telling you?" the old man says. I'm telling everybody. Q. Where does a one armed-man shop? A. At the second hand store. Keep your finger on the pulse of America. |
