Vetron87 wrote:
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teebee wrote:

..... Ron, it's hard to believe that you have so much going on there all the time....I just have to laugh. I tell your stories to the others teachers in the workroom at lunch, and they get a laugh out of them too.

Well, I got a kid out here trying to cut his fingers off, I'd better go see what he's doing.

Tom I wish it wasn't true! I have become immune to it all. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Last week one one my students ask me if Elvis was King of the Jews! What can I say, the kid was dead serious!!! I ask him what religion was Jesus? He told me Southern Baptist. Do you see why were on academic probation.
Wow I should write a comic book on this stuff.
Had a "special "girl last year that cried because we killed a tree to get the wood to make her project. How do you spell nut case.
Parent called 2 weeks ago and told me that I was uncaring and not compassionate enough when her son got a sliver in his finger. She didn't like when I told him to grow a pair and man up. I told her to call me back in an hour and I would try to get into my compassionate side. Never called back.
Damn I'm ranting again.