| Re: Firday the 29th of July year of our Lord 2016 chat |
Subject: Re: Firday the 29th of July year of our Lord 2016 chat by BillH on 2016/7/29 15:17:06 My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity? I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I've done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back? My chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight? Statistics show that 1 out of 5 traffic deaths are caused by drunk drivers. Does this mean sober drivers are the real menace? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? I have autism. Does that mean I'm immune to vaccines? How can there be organic molecules on Mars when the nearest Whole Foods is no closer than 54.6 million kilometers away? How much carbon dating should I do before I'm ready for carbon marriage? Why didn't anyone take anti-depressants to prevent the great depression? Did the Cold War end because of global warming? Who are the people drilling the holes in the macaroni? If love is blind, should I be worried that I can see my wife? How far does light travel in dog years? Since penguins wear little tuxedos, why don't they simply take them off and wash them when there's an oil spill? If 666 is Satan's number, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil? Will Curiosity kill all of the cats on Mars? If anions are negative and cations are positive, what charge are onions? Why are research drugs only tested on blind patients? Who repairs the sound barrier? How did they get the Mississippi River to line up EXACTLY to the state border? I got Laser-eye surgery a month ago, but I still can't shoot lasers out of my eyes. Should I get a refund? If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week? How can I access my Daylight Savings account? Why are red-handed people more genetically predisposed to crime? If 200,000 people die every year from drowning and 200,000 people have already drowned this year, does that mean I can breathe under water? I just bought a Prius. At what point do I develop a sense of superiority, and will I still be able to eat gluten? Can we achieve higher education by building taller schools? If the body replaces all of it cells every 7 years, shouldn't we release all inmates after 7 years as they're not the same person anymore? How come some mountains look like presidents? Since humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas, can scientists merge two bananas to create a human? Why do meteorites always land in craters? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is the Islamic State solid, liquid or gas? Why would string need a theory? Where on the periodic table is the element of Surprise? How did the thesaurus survive the dinosaur extinction? We've long known the speed of light, but what is the speed of heavy? My neighbor said he's an "acidic Jew". Are there basic Jews? What happens if you combine one of each? Why does the amount of people required to change a light bulb vary so greatly between cultural groups? Do hydrophobic objects yell slurs at water when they see it? Is a right angle 90° celsius or 90° fahrenheit? If you put a vial of Germanium (Ge) next to a vial of Francium (Fr), will the Ge occupy the Fr? Looking at a map of the US, I noticed that the states all perfectly fit together with no gaps. How is this possible? If Pluto is a Dwarf planet, shouldn't we try to contact the Dwarves living there? |
