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MUST BE GOING AROUND; I WOKE UP AN HOUR EARLY AND COULD NOT GO BACK TO SLEEP. TEE, YOUR CABINETRY IS FABULOUS. VISITED THE CONVALESCENT TOMATO. NO ADDITIONAL PROBLEMS FOUND, READY BY THE END OF THE WEEK, THE MAN SAYS. I'LL TAKE THAT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.
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SUNNY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS TODAY, 91% HUMIDITY IN TAHLEQUAH HIGH OF 94 PREDICTED. THE CHEROKEE ARE GOING BACK TO WORK TODAY. MOWED THE OBSTACLE COURSE YESTERDAY, HOPE THAT'S THE LAST TIME THIS YEAR. TODAY'S TASK IS TO TAKE THE TRUCK IN FOR AN OIL CHANGE. GUNS CLEANED & GEAR STOWED AWAY FROM THE DOVE FIASCO. I SHOULD WASH THE TRUCK, BUT I CAN'T WORK UP MUCH ENTHUSIASM FOR THAT.
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OKIE NOODLERS WEAR CLOTHES. CANADIAN "TRACK RAGE", SOMEBODY REALLY WANTED TO WIN :-0
Posted on: 2016/9/5 15:47
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SUNNY AND A LITTLE STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE STILL CELEBRATING. WHEN THE HENS STARTED ARRIVING FOR DARLING WIFE'S TEA PARTY YESTERDAY I E&E'D THE AREA, HIT THE FLEA MARKET, WALLY WORLD, AND CRUISED AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE IN HARVEY TILL THE COAST WAS CLEAR. WHILE NOODLING ALONG A COUNTRY ROAD, LISTING TO THE RADIO, FLASHING LIGHTS SUDDENLY APPEARED BEHIND ME. TOOK A BIT BEFORE THERE WAS A PLACE TO PULL OVER, THEN A WAGONER COUNTY SHERIFF'S SUV WENT AROUND ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN PASSING A HOBO. ABOUT A QUARTER MILE DOWN THE ROAD HE TURNED OFF HIS LIGHTS AND PULLED INTO A DRIVEWAY. AFTER I WENT BY I SAW HIM BACK OUT AND GO BACK THE WAY HE CAME. WHISKY TANGO FOXTROT, OVER? FALSE ALARM MAYBE.
Posted on: 2016/9/5 13:21
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 63 WHEN I GOT UP. THE CHEROKEES ARE CELEBRATING THEIR NATIONAL HOLIDAY IN TAHLEQUAH THIS WEEKEND, BIG CROWDS, LOTS OF FANCY DANCING. DARLING WIFE IS HAVING A HEN PARTY FOR HER CHURCH LADIES THIS AFTERNOON. THINK I'LL GO JOIN THE CHEROKEES :-) THE MEDIA HYPERVENTILATED OVER THE "GREAT" PAWNEE EARTHQUAKE. SOME OF THE CLAIMS SEEM QUITE ABSURD.
Posted on: 2016/9/4 14:02
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HELL, ALL YOU NEED FOR A PARTY IS WHISKY, PEANUTS, AND PEOPLE :-) BACK EARLY FROM THE WILD WEST, WHICH WAS MORE WET THAN WILD. THE ARKIES GOT SICK AND COULDN'T SHOW. MY MISGIVINGS ABOUT CONDITIONS WERE FULLY REALIZED; THIS WAS THE POOREST HUNT IN MEANY YEARS. TOTAL BUMMER.
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IT'S ALWAYS A HARD CHOICE BETWEEN HEAVER SHOT OR A DENSER PATTERN. FOURS SHOULD BE ABOUT RIGHT, GIVE YOU MORE EFFECTIVE RANGE :-)
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS TODAY, THE CHEROKEES ARE CRANKING UP FOR THEIR NATIONAL HOLIDAY. I'M READY TO HEAD WEST BEFORE LONG. A GASOLINE DISTRIBUTOR HAS MISTAKENLY DELIVERED GAS WITH WAY TOO MUCH ALCOHOL IN CENTRAL OKLAHOMA. THE WORLD'S AWASH IN OIL BUT IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND THEY'RE STILL PUTTING ALCOHOL IN GASOLINE. I STILL SAY ALCOHOL IS FOR INTERNAL CONSUMPTION, NOT INTERNAL COMBUSTION. THIS COULD BE A GREAT NEW SHOTGUN SPORT: https://www.yahoo.com/news/virginia-wo ... mithereens-160930595.html SEVEN AND A HALF'S SEEM RATHER LIGHT THOUGH---
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THAT SOUNDS RIGHT DANGEROUS.
Posted on: 2016/8/31 2:59
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CRAZY! ARE THEY REUSABLE?
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I HAD THE CUT AND PASTE, SCARY TO THINK ABOUT BUT OVER QUICK AND IMMEDIATE RESULTS.
Posted on: 2016/8/30 21:49
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SUNNY AND PLEASANT IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. GOT TO PACK UP FOR THE DOVE HUNT, I'M GOING OUT A DAY EARLY FOR A LITTLE RECCE. HOPE WE DON'T GET RAINED OUT. Quote: istter1 wrote: SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CLUB. OUR CLUB IS NO WHERE NEAR SO WELL ENDOWED. I'VE NEVER DONE WELL AT REG TRAP, CAN BARELY HIT THE GROUND, MUCH LESS THE BIRD. I DO OK AT SKEET & WOBBLE TRAP, WHICH IS ALL WE HAVE ON THE SHOTGUN SIDE. FIVE STAND IS FUN, SPORTING CLAYS HAS GOTTEN OVER THE TOP,IMHO. WHEN WE LIVED AT LAWTON THE FT SILL SKEET CLUB HAD A WOBBLE SKEET SETUP. I REALLY LOVED TO SHOOT THAT. WHAT IS ZZ BIRD?
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DO YOU SHOOT REGULATION TRAP?
Posted on: 2016/8/29 23:36
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SPENT THE DAY PICKING PEOPLES BRAINS ABOUT TITLES AND INSURGENCE. MATT IS RIGHT ABOUT THE TITLE. AFTER BEING TOTALED OUT I HAVE TO GET A SALVAGE TITLE ($30). AFTER REPAIR I HAVE TO GET A REBUILT TITLE (ANOTHER $30). THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA WILL NICKLE & DIME YOU TO DEATH :-0 THIS IS ALL DONE LOCALLY AT THE TAG OFFICE. APPARENTLY A LOT OF OKIES JUST IGNORE THE WHOLE THING AND NEVER CHANGE THE TITLE AT ALL. NOT A GOOD MOVE,IMHO, SUCH STUNTS TOO OFTEN COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS. USAA SAYS I CAN RE-INSURE THE CAR WITH THEN WITH NO RESTRICTIONS. THAT WAS A SURPRISE. MAYBE THEN I CAN SCRATCH UP THE PAINT AND THEY WILL GIVE ME ANOTHER $9K? FARMERS WAS ALSO EAGER TO SIGN ME UP ONCE THE CAR IS REPAIRED. THAT OBVIATES MY TWO MAIN CONCERNS. AS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SELLING THE CAR, TITLE HICKIES ARE NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME. IF I SHOULD EVER HAVE TO SELL IT ANDY'S SUGGESTED PHOTOGRAPH AND DOCUMENT PROGRAM SHOULD HELP. IF THE LUCKY GRANDCHILD SELLS IT, THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN :-)
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THE ONLY FUNCTIONAL IMPAIRMENTS ARE THE RIGHT HEADLIGHT MOUNTING AND THE RIGHT SIDE LIGHT. HOOD OPENS AND CLOSES EVEN THOUGH A BIT WHOMPERJAWED.
Posted on: 2016/8/29 14:40
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ANOTHER SUMMER MORNING IN THE NATION, WARM, SUNNY, STILL. 40% CHANCE OF RAIN THEY SAY.
WILL BE MAKING SOME INQUIRIES RE TITLES & INSURENCE TODAY AND LUNCH WITH MY GUNSHOW BUDDY. THE TOMATO IS IN THE HANDS OF THE FIXER, GOT A NICE SILVER HOOD FROM A '96 CE TO PUT ON. COMPLICATIONS ON THE CLAN DOVE HUNT, THE ARKIES MAY NOT MAKE IT AND THE WEATHER FORECAST IS NOT FAVORABLE. IT'S BETTER IF DRY SO THEY COME TO MY STOCK TANKS TO WATER.
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MATTHEW, CAN YOU GIVE ME A CITATION FOR THIS? THIS WHOLE SCENARIO IS WORTHY OF FRANZ KAFKA.
Posted on: 2016/8/28 23:57
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74 AND SUNNY AM GRISHEIM, HIGH OF 92 PREDICTED. THE CHEROKEES THINK THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
NEGATIVE REPORT THIS MORNING AND NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY. THE TOMATO GOES INTO THE SHOP TOMORROW.
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+1 IS THAT CNC ROUTED OR PUT TOGETHER?
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GOOD IDEA, ANDY.
Posted on: 2016/8/28 13:06
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THOSE ZR-1 CONVERTIBLES ARE REALLY HARD TO FIND.
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AS FAR AS I CAN ASCERTAIN THE ONLY DRAWBACK TO A SALVAGE TITLE WOULD BE RESALE VALUE. IT IS HIGHLY IMPROBABLE THAT I WOULD SELL THIS CAR. IT WILL MOST LIKELY GO TO ONE OF THE GRANDKIDS. MY NAMESAKE #3 GRANDSON LOVES IT, BUT MY SHY, RETIRING, #2 GRANDDAUGHTER HAS ALREADY TOLD ME, "I WANT THIS CAR WHEN YOU DIE." SHE'S SO SUBTLE :-) I'LL HAVE TO EXPLORE THE RE-INSURENCE SITUATION MONDAY. MY RESTORATION GUY IS IN ARKANSAS TODAY PICKING UP A HOOD FOR IT.
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SUNNY AND A BIT STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 89 THE PREDICTED HIGH. NOT BAD FOR AUGUST, THE CHEROKEES THINK. DOVE SEASON OPENS THURSDAY; THE AMMO MAKERS REJOICE. THE ANNUAL FAMILY EXPEDITION TO WESTERN OKLAHOMA WILL GET UNDER WAY WEDNESDAY. FOUND A SHED SNAKE SKIN IN FRONT OF THE BARN DOOR YESTERDAY EVENING. BLACK SNAKE MOST LIKELY, FOUR AND A HALF FOOT LONG. HOPE HE TOURS THE BARN FREQUENTLY, IT WOULD MAKE UP FOR MY FREQUENTLY AWOL BARN CAT.
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THANKS JOHN. SOME OF THOSE MAKE ME DROOL :-)
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I WAS INITIALLY TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE NO TITLE CHANGE; NOW I'M TOLD THE TITLE WILL CHANGE TO SALVAGE. I'LL LOOK INTO THAT MONDAY.
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I SEE YOU SHARE MY OPINION OF INS COMPANIES :-) WHEN I JOINED USAA THEY SERVED MILITARY OFFICERS ONLY AND TOOK GOOD CARE OF US. THEY HAVE SINCE EXPANDED ENORMOUSLY. I HAD GOOD RESULTS WITH THEM UNTIL RECENTLY. THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO LIE IN THEIR CONTRACT APPRAISERS/EVALUATERS.
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DID YOU SHOOT ALUMINUM CASE AMMO IN AN AUTO-LOADER? I HAVE WONDERED IF IT WOULD FEED WELL. THE ONLY ALUMINUM STUFF I HAVE SHOT IS .38 SPECIAL SHOT SHELLS FOR ERRANT SQUIRRELS.
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THURSDAY’S EXPERIENCE CONVINCED ME USAA’S TELEPHONE/ON LINE SYSTEM WAS DESIGNED IN HELL BY ONE OF THE DEVIL’S MORE MALICIOUS MINIONS. BUT I DO HAVE TO ADMIT MY LOUSY HEARING AND ELECTRONIC INEPTITUDE PLAYED THEIR PART IN THIS EXPERIENCE.
TODAY I FINALLY GOT IN CONTACT WITH A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WAS KNOWLEDGEABLE, COMPETENT, AND HELPFUL. THEY HAVE BEEN QUITE ILL SERVED BY THEIR CONTRACT EVALUATOR/APPRAISAL OUTFIT WHICH OPERATES OUT OF CALIFORNIA. THEIR CONTACT MAN MADE A CURSORY EXAMINATION OF ABOUT 15 MINUTES, TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES WITH HIS CELL PHONE AND DEPARTED. HE/THEY THEN TURNED IN A REPAIR ESTIMATE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A SIGHT-UNSEEN PAPER EXERCISE LISTING PARTS THAT HAVE NOT BEEN SHOWN TO BE DAMAGED. THIS TOTALED ALMOST THREE TIMES THE ESTIMATE MADE BY MY RESTORATION MAN. THEY THEN CALLED THE CAR A TOTAL LOSS AND OFFERED ME ABOUT $11K AND THEY TAKE MY CAR. THERE IS NO KNOWN MECHANICAL DAMAGE, ALL BODY WORK. WHEN I FINALLY GOT CONTACT WITH THE RIGHT PERSON I WAS TOLD THEY WOULD PAY ME $9K AND I COULD KEEP THE CAR. THAT’S TWICE WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO FIX THE CAR----GO FIGURE??? IN OKLAHOMA THAT MEANS NO CHANGE TO TITLE. HOW IT AFFECTS FUTURE INSURANCE ON THE CAR I DO NOT KNOW. I PRESUME I WOULD HAVE TO INSURE IT WITH ANOTHER COMPANY. APPARENTLY THEIR BUREAUCRACY IS SO RIGID THEY CAN’T JUST GO BACK, RE-COMPUTE, AND PAY ME FOR THE REPAIR WORK; “TOTAL” IS ENGRAVED IN STONE. SO THEY PAY ME TWICE WHAT THEY SHOULD AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF REINSURING MY CAR. AND THERE IT RESTS AT PRESENT. SORRY ABOUT NO PICS, MAYBE I CAN GET DARLING WIFE TO TAKE SOME WITH HER PHONE. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE!
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CLOUDY & WET IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. HAD JUST ENOUGH RAIN TO MAKE A MESS. ANOTHER DAY'S PURGATORY TRYING TO DEAL WITH USAA BY PHONE AND ON LINE. AS I SUSPECTED THEY WANT TO TOTAL THE TOMATO. THAT IS UNSATISFACTORY TO ME, AND I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THROUGH TO ANYONE TO CONTEST IT. THIS IS SURE AS HELL NOT THE USAA I JOINED IN 1966. TEE, YOU WANT BRASS CASES IF YOU RELOAD. AND IF YOU DO ANY GREAT AMOUNT OF SHOOTING YOU'LL WANT TO DO THAT AS IT CUTS YOUR COST PRETTY MUCH IN HALF. STEEL CAN BE HARD ON CHAMBERS IF YOU SHOOT A LOT, ALUMINUM IS OK TO SHOOT BUT CAN'T BE RELOADED AT ALL. RELOADING PISTOL AMMO IS PRETTY MUCH FOR HIGH VOLUME SHOOTERS. RIFLE IS A DIFFERENT STORY. FOR MOST RIFLES YOU CAN LOAD AMMO MORE ACCURATE THAN FACTORY, IF YOU CARE TO DO SO. IT'S VERY MUCH A TIME CONSUMING "CUT AND TRY" OPERATION. I'VE ONLY HAD ONE RIFLE THAT WOULD SHOOT FACTORY AMMO BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD RELOAD.
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STILL AUGUST IN THE NATIONS; THE CHEROKEES DREAM OF OCTOBER. HEADING OUT TO THE RIFLE RANGE THIS MORNING. HEY MARCUS, YA GONNA GET ONE OF THESE? http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/0 ... reaks-semi-speed-records/
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SUNNY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS, AUGUST HAS RETURNED. THE COOL WEATHER WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. ADJUSTER LOOKED AT THE TOMATO YESTERDAY EVENING, TOOK BOCOUP PICTURES, AND TOLD ME NOTHING. THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WAS TOLD TO EXPECT. MY TREPIDATION IS WAXING. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY BUT A HAIRCUT. DARLING WIFE TALKING ABOUT GOING TO TULSA.
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YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK; BY ALL MEANS GET RID OF THAT PISTOL GRIP STOCK. THEY ARE GREAT FOR FULL AUTO BUT SHOTGUNS ARE TO BE POINTED, NOT AIMED. SOME CENTURIES HAVE GONE INTO PRODUCING FIREARM CONFIGURATION THAT MATES WITH HUMAN ANATOMY FOR INSTINCTIVE POINTING AND GUNS THAT SHOOT WHERE YOU LOOK AND THAT IS THE TRADITIONAL SHOTGUN CONFIGURATION. GET A MAGAZINE EXTENSION THAT WILL GIVE YOU 7-8 ROUND CAPACITY. YOU DON'T HAVE CLOSE NEIGHBORS OR ANYONE IN THE HOUSE BUT YOU & U-WOMAN SO BUCKSHOT IS OK, AS OVER PENETRATION SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. YOU DO WANT A SHORT BBL FOR CLOSE QUARTERS, I LIKE 20" BETTER THAN 18" FOR THE BALANCE. CHECK MIDWAY ARMS OR ONE OF THE COMMERCIAL STOCK MAKERS FOR A NEW STOCK, YOU CAN REPLACE IT WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM. IF YOU WANT TO GO HIGH TECH GET ONE OF THOSE LASER THINGIES TO GO ON THE END OF THE MAG TUBE. GOOD PSYCH EFFECT, BUT NOT REALLY NECESSARY. ALL LIVING BURGLARS KNOW THE SOUND OF A PUMP GUN CYCLING AND KNOW WHAT IT MEANS: GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE! REMEMBER BILL MCDONALD, "SHOOT 'EM BETWEEN THE EYES, IT SPOILS THEIR AIM".
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FOR HOME DEFENSE A 12 GA PUMP W/ EXTENDED MAGAZINE, 20 INCH BBL, SEVEN ROUNDS OF #2'S BE MO' BETTA :-)
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CLOUDY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS, SUMMER IS SNEAKING BACK IN. THE CHEROKEES ARE RESIGNED TO MORE AUGUST. TEE THAT TARUS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD BUY FOR A KEEPER. ADJUSTER DUE THIS EVENING TO LOOK AT THE TOMATO. CONTRACT EMPLOYEE, HE DOES NOT WORK FOR USAA. I'M A LITTLE SKEPTICAL GOING IN.
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I LOVE THOSE, WANTED TO GET ANOTHER ONE BUT THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE MAKING THE QD ONES ANY MORE. THEY REALLY IMPROVE INTERIOR AIRFLOW.
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SUNNY AND COOL AGAIN IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE LOVING IT BUT AUGUST IS DUE TO COUNTERATTACK. MARCUS, A HIGH DOLLAR AGRO-PLUT0CRAT LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE A WILSON COMBAT CQB COMPACT .45 FOR CARRY. ONLY $2700 LAST TIME I LOOKED.
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SIG MAKES A VERY NICE .45 ULTRA COMPACT ON THE 1911 PATTERN. 3" BBL, ALLOY FRAME, LIGHT WEIGHT, VERY CONCEALABLE, SIX ROUND MAG, ONE DOWN THE SPOUT. QUITE ACCURATE FOR A THREE INCH BBL, AND VERY CONTROLLABLE. THE .45 ACP HAS BEEN SOLVING SERIOUS SOCIAL PROBLEMS FOR 100 YEARS. THEY RUN AROUND $900.
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE. THE WAGES OF SIN IN OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD: This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. I got out of prison."
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NICE DAY AT THE GUNSHOW, GATE WAS FAIR AND THERE WERE ABOUT THE SAME OR SLIGHTLY MORE VENDORS THAN LAST TIME. MAYBE IT'S STOPPED SHRINKING BUT IT'S SURE NOT GROWING MUCH. PEOPLE WERE BUYING GUNS, NOT SWORDS. I BOUGHT SOME .22 MAG AMMO AND SOME TOASTED PECANS. WE HAD A PLETHORA OF DONUTS. I BROUGHT A DOZEN AS I USUALLY DO AND FOR SOME REASON SAM ALSO BROUGHT A DOZEN. THE GUY THAT USUALLY BRINGS THE IRISH CREAM FELL DOWN ON THE JOB AND RECEIVED VERBAL ADMONISHMENTS FROM THE ASSEMBLED BRETHREN.
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GOOD GOING TOMMY. STILL OVERCAST AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS, RAIN PREDICTED THIS AFTERNOON AND TOMORROW. YESTERDAY WE HAD LITTLE SHOWERS OFF AND ON, NOT EVEN A QUARTER INCH TOTAL. JUST ENOUGH TO GET HARVEY ALL MESSY GOING TO TAHLEQUAH AND BACK. OFF TO TULSA TO SET UP FOR THE "INCREDIBLE SHRINKING GUNSHOW". WILL BE GOOD TO SEE FRIENDS AMONG THE DIEHARDS.
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OVERCAST, 72* AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. IT KEEPS THREATENING TO RAIN AND THEN NOT RAINING. THE CHEROKEES PATIENCE WITH THIS IS WEARING THIN. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, THIS MAY BE A TWO NAP DAY.
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CNN--ALL THE NEWS WE WANT YOU TO KNOW: http://ktul.com/news/nation-world/que ... g-victims-sister-comments GOT THE ESTIMATE ON TOMATO REPAIR. GHASTLY :-0
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OVERCAST AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE OK WITH THAT. HAD A NICE VISIT WITH OUR FRIENDS IN TULSA YESTERDAY. HARVEY RAN LIKE A SEWING MACHINE & GOT LOTS OF COMPLIMENTS. THE "INCREDIBLE SHRINKING GUNSHOW" IS THIS WEEKEND, WE'LL SET UP FRIDAY AFTERNOON. RAIN PREDICTED FOR THE WEEKEND, MAYBE THAT WILL HELP THE GATE. SOMETHING IS STEALING THE BAIT FROM MY LIVE TRAP; MUST BE SOMETHING TOO LIGHT WEIGHT TO TRIP THE TRAP, A FIELD MOUSE OR VOLE MAYBE. "When you come to a fork in the road take it." YOGI
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FOGGY & COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THIS COOL SNAP IS AWFULLY EARLY, THE CHEROKEES WONDER WHAT IT PORTENDS. DARLING WIFE AND I WILL LITE OUT FOR TULSA THIS MORNING TO SEE SOME OLD FRIENDS. I'LL TAKE HARVEY SO SHE WON'T GET ANY WILD IDEAS ABOUT GOING SHOPPING AT SAM'S CLUB. --"THERE'S JUST NO ROOM IN THE CAR DEAR."-- "Never answer an anonymous letter." YOGI
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GOT THE ASS LIKE A RUSSIAN BEAR! SWITCHING CARS THIS MORNING, LEFT THE TOMATO IDLING AT THE TOP OF THE DRIVE WHILE I GOT HARVEY OUT OF THE BARN. THOUGHT IT WAS ON LEVEL GROUND-DID NOT SET THE BRAKE. WHILE I WAS IN THE BARN IT ROLLED DOWN HILL, HIT MY TRUCK, GLANCED OFF, HIT THE BARN. HOOD BROKEN, BUMPER DAMAGED, RIGHT FRONT MARKER LIGHT KNOCKED OUT, HEAD LIGHT BROKEN LOOSE. THIS NOT BE CHEAP! I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF I COULD BITE A TEN PENNY NAIL IN HALF.
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WOW! 67 DEGREES WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES COULD GET USED TO THIS. DENTIST APPOINTMENT THIS MORNING, TIME TO GET MY FANGS SCRAPED AGAIN. WHAT FUN :-0
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE AMAZED. THIS IN AN AUGUST MORNING? GOTTA RECHECK THE CALENDAR. GLAD THIS COLD FRONT CAME THRU NOW RATHER THAN THE END OF THE MONTH. FIRST OF SEPTEMBER COLD FRONTS ARE DEADLY FOR DOVE SEASON OPENERS; RAIN AND COOL WEATHER PUSH THE LOCAL BIRDS SOUTH AND ALL YOUR SCOUTING IS GONE FOR NAUGHT. Terrible Tommy returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father. The teacher asked ' How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'' replies Tommy. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me ' How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the fucking difference ?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!'
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BUY THAT CAR, TEE! TURNED OUT TO BE AN ODDLY NICE DAY FOR MID AUGUST, DIDN'T EVEN HIT 90*. PUT THE TOP DOWN ON THE TOMATO AND TOOK DARLING WIFE TO A NEW MEXICAN PLACE IN TAHLEQUAH. NOT THE OLD FASHION TEX-MEX I LIKE BEST, BUT VERY GOOD. FOR SOME REASON IT'S HARD TO FIND REALLY GOOD TEX-MEX NORTH OF RED RIVER. AND THIS JUST IN: MEDIA FINDS TRUMP RESPONSIBLE FOR LOUISIANA FLOODING---
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