CLOUDY, DRIPPY, 48 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. GONNA RAIN ALL DAY, GONNA RAIN ALL NIGHT. EXPLETIVE DELETED!

SO IT'S BACK TO THE TWO NAP DAYS. I DID ROTATE THE CARS YESTERDAY, HARVEY WILL NOW SIT IN THE GARAGE TILL THE SUN SHINES AGAIN.

REPORTS COMING OUT OF TURKEY/SYRIA ARE REALLY BAD, DEATH TOLL UNBELIEVABLE, STILL DIGGING PEOPLE OUT.

GOOD MORNING, AMIGOS---

LIGHT OVERCAST, WINDY, 54 ON THE FRONT PORCH, LAST DAY BEFORE THE MONSOON RETURNS.

GOT A LOAD OF ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY, GOING TO MUSKOGEE FOR BIRDSEED, FT GIBSON FOR GAS, AND ASSORTED "GO GETS". HAD THE TOMATO OUT YESTERDAY TO CURE MY WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS.
IT'S AUTO ROTATION DAY, DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BOTHER WITH SO MUCH RAIN IN THE FORECAST.

KEEP UP THE FIRE, Y'ALL.

HELLO OUT THERE---

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HI LETTY---

SLOW START FOR ME TODAY, SUN IS BURNING OFF A LITTLE FOG, 41
DEGREES GOING FOR 60. SUNSHINE LOOKS SO NICE!

THINK I'LL VENTURE OUT WITH THE TOMATO TODAY, GO OVER TO TAHLEQUAH AND RESTOCK DOG FOOD.

AND IN THE NEWS:
THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY IS MOVING THEIR FIRST PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY TO SOUTH CAROLINA. TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN IOWA.

AND THEN THERE IS THE CHINESE NATIONAL BALLOON TOUR FIASCO. RIDICULOUS.

CORRECTION:

NOT GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER BUT GREAT-GRANDNIECE ON DARLING WIFE'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY. THE WARRIOR PRINCESS NOT DUE FOR A WHILE. MY BAD.

SHE IS A PRETTY BABY, ANYHOW :-)

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ME TOO! NAME IS CHARLOTTE DEBORAH. THE WARRIOR PRINCESS DID IT AGAIN :-)

OVERCAST, 40 DEGREES, WIND IS PICKING UP, 54 THE PROMISED HIGH.

THE NASTY WHITE STUFF IS ABOUT GONE, EXCEPT FOR OUR DRIVEWAY, OF COURSE. I'M REALLY THANKFUL FOR ICE CREEPERS, BUT REALLY TIRED OF PUTTING THEM ON AND TAKING THEM OFF :-|

HAVEN'T DRIVEN A CORVETTE FOR OVER A WEEK; I'M GETTING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS. THE HIGHWAYS ARE FINE, BUT GETING OUT TO THEM IS MESSY. WHAT WE NEED IS SUNSHINE, LOTS OF SUNSHINE!

HI---

CLEAR, CALM, AND 28 FRONT PORCH DEGREES AT 0755 HRS THIS MORNING 44 THE PROMISED HIGH. HAD SOME MELTING YESTERDAY, REFREEZE OVERNIGHT.

STARTED AN INTERESTING BOOK ON THE ORIGIN OF THE EUROPEAN POPULATION ACCORDING TO DNA. THEIR CLAIMS SEEM A BIT FANTASTIC TO ME, BUT THE SCIENCE IS BEYOND MY RECKONING.

HOPE WE GET RID OF THE WHITE STUFF TODAY.

GOOD MORNING

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NOW IT SEEMS THE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS ARE NOT GOING TO BAN YOUR GAS STOVE, JUST "IMPROVE" IT.

KEEP IN MIND ANYTHING THE FEDS "IMPROVE" INEVITABLY COSTS MORE AND DOES NOT WORK AS WELL.

OVERCAST, 32 0N THE FRONT PORCH, EDGING TOWARD 39. STILL GOT OUR BLANKET OF SLEET. DISGUSTING!

ALL THESE TWO NAP DAYS ARE GETTING ME DOWN. WE COULD USE A GOOD MELT :-)

GOOD MORNING GURUS---

MADE IT OVER TO TAHLEQUAH FOR MY HAIRCUT BUT THE BARBERESS DIDN'T. PICKED UP SOME DINOSAUR BONES FOR THE WONDERDOG AND CAME HOME.

THE LITTLE BLUE CAR DID GREAT, NEVER HAD TO PUT IT IN 4-WHEEL. HIGHWAY WAS NOT BAD UNLESS YOU HAD TO PASS, CITY STREETS JUST PASSABLE. THIS WAS MY FIRST GO WITH FRONT WHEEL DRIVE ON SLICKUM. DIFFERENT :-)

24, OVERCAST, AND BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. WE MAY GET ABOVE FREEZING TODAY, A SCORCHING 34.

FIXING TO GO OVER TO TAHLEQUAH FOR A HAIRCUT, GOING TO WORK CROWD SHOULD BE THERE BY NOW. ROAD CONDITIONS NOT AS SCARY AS INEPT DRIVERS---OUR DRIVEWAY MAY BE THE WORSE SHAPE OF ALL.

I'LL TAKE DW'S LITTLE BLUE CAR, IT HAS 4WD.

THE END OF WINTER FOR THE ANCIENT CELTS; THE REST OF US WILL BE STUCK WITH IT A WHILE :-(

CLOUDY, NORTH-WINDY, 23 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. ANOTHER CHEERFUL FORECAST FROM THE NWS:
A chance of snow and sleet before 1pm, then a chance of sleet between 1pm and 3pm. Cloudy, with a high near 26. Wind chill values between 9 and 16. North wind 5 to 10 mph.
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DW HAS ANOTHER DOCTOR APPOINTMENT IN MUSKOGEE, MAY CALL THAT OFF, HIGHWAY PATROL SAYS ROADS ARE BAD. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER TWO NAP DAY :-(

BY-BY JANUARY---

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A CAST IRON SKILLET. MY MOM DID QUITE WELL WITH HERS AND IT NEVER WORE OUT :-)

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YEAH, WHEN I WAS IN GERMANY THEY WERE OUTLAWED BECAUSE THEY ERODED TWO TRENCHES IN THE AUTOBAHN THAT COLLECTED RAINWATER AND SENT THE HIGHSPEED KRAUTS HYDROPLANING. ENTERTAINING, AS LONG AS THEY WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MEDIAN :-)

I MADE IT INTO FT GIB TO PICK UP PILLS; THE ROAD WAS FINE. MAYBE SO NOT NOW, WHITE STUFF ALL OVER.

IT TOOK THE MEDIA THREE WEEKS, BUT IT SEEM THEY HAVE FINALLY FOUND A WHITE MALE TO BLAME FOR THE MEMPHIS KILLING.
HAD TO HAPPEN---

HEAVY OVERCAST AND 25 ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE FRANKENFORECAST: ---freezing rain and sleet likely before 3pm, then sleet likely between 3pm and 5pm, then sleet likely, possibly mixed with freezing rain after 5pm. Some thunder is also possible. Cloudy, with a high near 24. North wind around 10 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. THIS IS NOT AT ALL SATISFACTORY!

GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY; DON'T THINK I'LL TAKE ONE OF THE TOY CARS :-O.

MAY YOUR DAY BE BETTER THAN MINE---

HI EVERYBODY---

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HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN, JIGGIDY JOG---

SLOW AT THE SHOW, SAM SOLD A HI-DOLLAR PISTOL AND I SOLD A COUPLE OF BOOKS. GATE WAS POOR, PEOPLE MAY HAVE BEEN SCARED OF THE WEATHER. IT WAS 31 WHEN I LEFT HERE, 28 WHEN I GOT TO TULSA. HIGHWAY WAS WET ALL THE WAY BUT NOTHING FALLING. 23 WHEN I GOT HOME, TOMORROW SUPPOSED TO GET CRAPPY, SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN.

POLITICAL CORRECTITUDE UPDATE:

THE ASSOCIATED PREVARICATORS CRAW-FISHED; YOU CAN USE THE WORD "THE" AFTER ALL.

AND MUMMIES MAY NO LONGER BE CALLED MUMMIES. IT'S DEHUMANIZING. THEY WILL BE KNOWN AS "PEOPLE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED MUMMIFICATION" CATCHY PHRASE, NO?

SHOW WENT WELL TODAY, SAM SOLD TWO SWORDS AND I SOLD THE .22 PPK AND ALL THE BOOKS I TOOK. I'LL TAKE SOME MORE TOMORROW:-) NOW IF I CAN JUST MOVE THAT RANDAL KNIFE---

THEY HAD THE AC ON IN THE BUILDING AND I WAS COLD ALL DAY.

NEXT WEEK'S WEATHER IS NOT LOOKING GOOD AT ALL.

HI TEE---

WEATHER ABOUT THE SAME HERE, CLEAR, 41, 55 PROMISED BUT THE WIND IS PICKING UP. A REALLY PRETTY DAY OUT THERE, THE CHEROKEES ARE SMILING.

HANDYMAN COMING TO DO SOME FENCE WORK, GOING TO TULSA THIS AFTERNOON TO SET UP FOR THE GUNSHOW. GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS TO SELL, ONE MAY BE TOO UPSCALE FOR THIS SHOW. CAN'T HURT TO SET IT OUT---CHICKEN SOUP :-)

THE LOONY LEFT MEDIA IS IN FULL CRY, THE WORD "THE" HAS BEEN CANCELED BY THE ASSOCIATED PREVARICATORS. HARD TO GET ANY SILLIER THAN THAT.

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SLOW START THIS MORNING, AND NOW IT'S AFTERNOON :-O

SEMI-SUNNY AND COLD, 38 NOW, 43 FOR THE HIGH THEY SAY. WIND IS PICKING UP A LITTLE.

WENT TO MUSKOGEE TO PICK UP DARLING WIFE'S CHRISTMAS CHAIR; SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE SHE LIKED. ROTATED CARS, THE TOMATO FIRED RIGHT UP AFTER SITTING COLD FOR THREE DAYS. IT MAY BE TIME TO PROMOTE THE APPRENTICE TO NUEWRENCHMISTER.

GOT A SMALL GUNSHOW THIS WEEKEND IN TULSA, WE WILL SET UP TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

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36 ON THE FRONT PORCH, GROUND FOG, WIND PICKING UP. REMINDS ME OF GUNNERY AT GRAF. BEING INSIDE LOOKING OUT IS MUCH MO' BETTA :-) SNOW STILL ON THE GRASSY AREAS, ROADS WET. COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE.

DARLING WIFE GONE TO MUSKOGEE FOR DR APPOINTMENT, ANNUAL PHYSICAL. GOT A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN LATER.

ENJOY YOUR DAY!

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SOPPY AND SLOPPY THIS MORNING---

SNOWED HARD FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS. TEMP ABOVE FREEZING BUT IT CAME DOWN FASTER THAN IT COULD MELT OFF. REALLY SLOPPY OUT THERE, IF IT FREEZES TONIGHT IT WILL BE BAD IN THE MORNING.

ANOTHER ELABORATE GOURMET SUPPER: PINTO BEANS, CORNBREAD, AND HAM :-) YUM!

YEAH, DAYLIGHT IS SLOW THIS TIME OF YEAR.

35 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, OVERCAST, GONNA RAIN AND SNOW AND SNOW AND THE WIND'S GOING TO BLOW. A TEXAS SIZE STORM HAS LAPPED OVER INTO OKLAHOMA. DISGUSTING!

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, DOG HAS BEEN FED, STILL WAITING FOR MY BREAKFAST. ANOTHER TWO NAP DAY IN THE OFFING. READING ABOUT NEW SMALL ARMS FOR THE ARMY. THEY SOUND AWFULLY ELABORATE. RELIABILITY AND MAINTAINABILITY---WHO KNOWS?

AND IN THE NEWS: COULD IT BE THE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS ABOUT TO THROW BIDEN OFF THE SLEIGH TO THE WOLVES? THEY MAY BE GREASING THE SKIDS---

AND IN ATLANTA, ANTIFA'S DECLARED AND ADVERTISED RIOT IS MINIMIZED BY THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MEDIA WITHOUT MENTIONING ANTIFA.

MUST REMEMBER: LEFT-WING RIOTS ARE "PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATIONS"
RIGHT-WING RIOTS ARE "INSURRECTION"

CLEAR, CALM, AND COLD THIS MORNING, 28 DEGREES, PREDICTED HIGH OF 47. NASTY WHITE STUFF FORECAST FOR TOMORROW. THE CHEROKEES COULD CO WITHOUT THAT CRAP.

BETTER RESTOCK BIRDSEED TODAY. THE TOMATO SEEMS TO BE STARTING AND RUNNING GREAT; I'LL LET IT SIT A COUPLE OF DAYS AND SEE HOW IT STARTS THEN.

I NEED TO HIT THE RANGE AND SIGHT IN/VERIFY ZERO ON SOME RIFLES WHILE IT'S STILL COLD. WINTER COATS REDUCE FELT RECOIL :-)

ALWAYS FORWARD, AMIGOS!

HELLO---

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OVERCAST, CALM, 40 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, PREDICTED HIGH OF 41 :-( THE CHEROKEES LONG FOR SUNSHINE.

ANOTHER TWO NAP DAY, I'LL PICK UP THE TOMATO AFTER LUNCH.
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NOT SURE WHAT THE ORIGINAL CAUSE WAS, I THEN FLOODED IT TO THE MAX. WOT DID NOT WORK TO CLEAR IT. AFTER SITTING OVERNIGHT IT RELUCTANTLY STARTED. AFTER HE CHECKED IT OUT THE APPRENTICE CLEANED THE INJECTORS. THIS MAY BE A CHICKEN SOUP SOLUTION. WE WILL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE---

CAR HAS ALWAYS STARTED LIKE A HOUSE AFIRE IN THE PAST.

DOG IS FED, DW GONE TO CHURCH, I MAY JUST START THE FIRST NAP OF THE DAY :-)

HI EVERYBODY---

CLOUDY, WAITING FOR THE RAIN, 47 ON THE FRONT PORCH. A GLOOMY WAY TO START THE DAY.

I'LL MAKE A PASS THRU THE MUSKOGEE GUNSHOW THIS MORNING; DON'T HAVE MUCH CONFIDENCE I WILL FIND ANYTHING. THE TOMATO SHOULD BE READY THIS AFTERNOON, INJECTORS ALL CLEANED. THE WERENCMEISTER'S APPRENTICE IS KEEPING BUSY. HE'S A GOOD MECHANIC; I HOPE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH AT BUSINESS TO MAKE IT.

GOOD MORNING OUT THERE---

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COLD, CALM, ALMOST CLEAR THIS MORNING. 30 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, HIGH OF 53?

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY.

IT SEEMS THE QUIVER IS GONE FROM THE BUMBLEBEE :-) BUT SOME HOW I LET IT GET UNDER A HALF TANK OF GAS. I USUALLY FILL THE TOY CARS UP WHEN THEY GO OFF DUTY BUT THE SYSTEM GOT DISRUPTED WITH WEATHER DELAYS AND TIRE REPLACEMENT. SHAMEFUL!

NO WORD ON THE TOMATO YET. GUNSHOW IN MUSKOGEE TOMORROW; I'VE NEVER FOUND ANYTHING WORTHWHILE AT A MUSKOGEE GUN SHOW.
BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM LOOKING---

TROUBLE IS WAITING AT THE GATE FOR BREAKFAST AND I MUST GO, THE DOG-CONCENTRIC LIFE STYLE YOU KNOW.

HI Y'ALL

CLEAR, COLD, BREEZY THIS MORNING, 35 ON THE FRONT PORCH 48 FOR THE HIGH, THEY SAY.

TEE, HAPPY TO HEAR GGD REPAIR WENT WELL, MAY THE SUBSEQUENT ONES DO AS WELL.

NOTHING MUCH ON THE AGENDA, SHOULD GO BY AND CHECK ON TOMATO, MAYBE DRIVE OVER TO TAHLEQUAH AND TALK ABOUT MEDS.

HAPPY THURSDAY, Y'ALL :-)

GOOD MORNING---

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IT'S A WEDNESDAY DARK AND DREARY, 54 DEGREES, CLOUDY, WET.
TOO DARK TO SEE THE RAIN GAUGE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, A TWO NAP DAY UNLESS IT CLEARS OFF. THE TOMATO STARTED RELUCTANTLY YESTERDAY, TOOK IT TO THE SHOP FOR A CHECKUP. HOPE THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE DAMNED INTERMITTENT THINGS.

PROOFREADING IS TRULY DEAD:
The passenger in the Land Rover was pinned for approximately 20 minutes by Sand Springs Fire Department using extraction equipment.
WERE THEY AFRAID HE'D ESCAPE?

AT LEAST HE WAS NOT "KILLED AFTER ACCIDENT" OR FATALLY SLAIN
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YOU ALL MUST UNDERSTAND THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAS VAGUS AND THE STOCK MARKET: IN LAS VAGUS GOOD-LOOKING WOMEN BRING YOU WHISKEY WHILE YOU LOOSE YOUR MONEY.

:-)

CALM, COLS AND SEMI-SUNNY, 42 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 68 THE HOPED FOR HIGH.

THE TOMATO WOULDN'T START YESTERDAY SO CARS DIDN'T GET ROTATED. THE WRENCHMEISTER'S APPRENTICE IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL TODAY, I THINK IT'S FUEL RELATED, WE SHALL SEE---

CLEARED UP THE UNDER PAYMENT WITH THE TIRE GUY; HE WAS RIGHT HAPPY I CAUGHT IT AND PAID UP :-)

TIME TO FEED THE WONDERDOG---

GOOD MORNING TO YOU---

CLOUDY, COOL, AND BREEZY IN THE NATIONS 60 DEGREES GOING FOR 68 THEY SAY. THEY ALSO SAY THE SUN WILL COME OUT; THAT WOULD BE NICE :-)

AUTO ROTATION DAY, TOMATO GOES IN THE READY RACK. GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN IN MUSKOGEE. DID SOME FENCE REPAIR ON THE DOG PEN YESTERDAY AND I CAN TELL TODAY.

ALWAYS FORWARD, Y'ALL.

HI EVERYBODY

LIGHT OVERCAST, BREEZY, 45 DEGREES GOING FOR 60 ACCORDING TO THE WEATHER WIZARDS. THE CHEROKEES COULD USE A LITTLE MORE SUNSHINE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY BUT A LITTLE BOOKKEEPING, PAYING BILLS AND SUCH. IT APPEARS THE TIRE GUY UNDER CHARGED ME FOR THE BUMBLEBEE. I'LL CHECK ON IT TOMORROW; THAT WILL SURPRISE HIM :-)

AND IN THE NEWS: THE BIDENISTAS HOIST WITH THEIR OWN PETARD, COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING BUNCH.
IS YOUR CORVETTE CLEARED FOR TOP SECRET???

GOOD MORNING GURUS---

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IT'S STILL WINTER IN THE NATIONS, 29 ON THE FRONT PORCH. SEMI-SUNNY AND CALM AT THE MOMENT, WIND WILL PICK UP LATER, HIGH OF 52 SAY NWS.

SLEPT IN FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW :-O

GOT A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY, NOTING URGENT.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE WEATHER TOMMY, HOPE YOU DON'T GET FROSTED.

GOTTA FEED THE WONDERDOG---