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Re: MONDAY
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CLEAR, CALM, 66 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 85 THE PREDICTED HIGH.

AUTO ROTATION DAY,TOMATO UP AND NO RAIN IN THE FORECAST :-)
DARLING WIFE OFF TO COLORADO, WILL PICK UP BIG DAUGHTER ON THE WAY.

TIME TO FEED THE DOG.

ALWAYS FORWARD,Y'ALL!

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MONDAY
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YOM KIPPUR

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Re: Sunday Chat 09.24.23
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ANOTHER NOISY NIGHT, THUNDER & LIGHTNING, LESS THAN HALF INCH IN THE RAIN GAUGE, MAYBE MORE LATER. 72/90% AT TQ, HIGH OF 81 PREDICTED.

SLEPT IN TILL 0730 :-O OTHERWISE THE DAY IS PROGRESSING SATISFACTORILY, DOG IS FED, I'M FED, DW'S LITTLE BLUE CAR IS DISARMED BEFORE HER TRIP TO CALIFORNIA-EAST. LOOKS LIKE BIG DAUGHTER CAN GO; THEY'LL LITE-OUT TOMORROW.

A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT SUPERVISION, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE OVERWHELMING!

CONGRATS TO THE BAND KIDS, MATT---

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Re: 23 SEPTEMBER
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AUTUMN IS UPON US. SUNNY, CALM, 70 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, 76% AT THE CHEROKEE CAPITOL GOING FOR 89 THIS AFTERNOON. GONNA BE STICKY.

THERE'S A SWAP MEET AT THE GUN CLUB, MAY GO MAY NOT, CAN'T WORK UP ANY ENTHUSIASM.

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What say you? .....

CONSIDER THE SOURCE; IF TRUMP WAS TO WALK ON WATER THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MEDIA WOULD SAY HE WOULDN'T TAKE A BATH.

THE BIDEN KAKISTOCRACY REACHES A NEW LOW EVERY DAY.


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23 SEPTEMBER
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TODAY IS THE FALL EQUINOX; CELTIC HOLIDAY OF MABON

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Re: FRIDAY THE TWENTYTOOTH
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RAINING AGAIN, ANOTHER EARLY MORNING THUNDERSHOWER. 69 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, 78 TODAY'S PREDICTED HIGH.

DARLING WIFE'S TRIP TO COLORADO WITH #1 DAUGHTER HAS BEEN SHORT CIRCUITED BY SIL GETTING KUNG FLU.. THEY WERE GOING TOMORROW, NOW MAYBE MONDAY, IF AT ALL.

YESTERDAY IT CLEARED OFF AND WAS VERY NICE. GLASS GUYS CAME AND REPLACED THE WINDSHIELD IN DW'S LITTLE BLUE CAR. TODAY LOOKS LIKE RAIN ALL DAY, A TWO NAP'ER FO' SHO'.

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FRIDAY THE TWENTYTOOTH
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GOOD MORNING---

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Re: 9-21-2023
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'MORNING TEE---

NICE HERE THIS MORNING, SEMI-SUNNY, 72/74%, HIGH OF 81. MAY RAIN THIS AFTERNOON THEY SAY.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY.

ENJOY YOUR THURSDAY, EVERYONE!

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Re: WEDNESDAY 20 SEPT
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT: THUNDER AND LIGHTNING ALL NIGHT, LIGHTS OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES, AN INCH IN THE RAIN GAUGE (WHICH WE DID NEED). 62 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, HIGH OF 80 PREDICTED. LOOKS LIKE THE RAIN IS OVER FOR A WHILE.

DOG FED, BREAKFAST IN THE PAN, THINK I'LL MAKE A RUN TO FT GIB FOR A BOOK DUMP WHEN THE ROADS DRY OFF A LITTLE.

AND IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND BIDEN IS REDUCING INFLATION BY SPENDING 82 MILLION DOLLARS ON WHALES. SIX BILLION TO THE AYATOLLAHS, 82 MILLION TO WHALE GROUPIES---A MILLION HERE, A MILLION THERE, PRETTY SOON WE’RE TALKING REAL MONEY.

"CURIOUSER AND CURIOSER", SAID ALICE.


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WEDNESDAY 20 SEPT
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ALEXANDER THE GREAT BORN ON THIS DATE 356 BC---

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Re: Tuesday chat 9-19-2023
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A RATHER GLOOMY MORNING, CLOUDY, 72/56%, HIGH OF 84. MAY RAIN THEY SAY, OR MAY NOT. NOT A VERY BOLD PROGNOSTICATION :-)

SLEPT IN TILL 0700, GOT THE DOG FED, WEST PATIO BLOWN OFF IN CASE IT DOES RAIN. THE HUMMERS ARE HITTING THE FEEDERS HARD, FATTENING UP FOR THE TRIP SOUTH. HARD TO BELIEVE THOSE MINUSCULE BIRDS CROSSING THE GULF. I READ THEY CAN DO 50MPH WITH A TAILWIND.

HAD LEFTOVER PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, UNORTHODOX BUT TASTY.

Posted on: 9/19 14:52
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Re: Mundane Monday 09.18.23
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HI TOMMY!
GOOD LUCK WITH THE DOCS---

ANOTHER PRETTY MORNING IN THE NATIONS: SUNNY, CALM, 60 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, HIGH OF 85 SAY THE WEATHER WIZARDS.

AUTO ROTATION DAY, HARVEY GOES IN THE BARN, BUMBLEBEE UP.
HAD SUPPER AT OUR FAVORITE ITALIAN PLACE; THE NEW COOK IS IMPROVING.

AND IN THE NEWS:
THE MARINE CORPS HAS LOST A JET FIGHTER; RATHER CARELESS OF THEM, CALL IF YOU FIND IT---

REMEMBER THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR APPOINTED WHEN ALGORE’S BRIGADE OF LAWYERS TRIED TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION IN FLORIDA?
ME NEITHER.


Posted on: 9/18 13:46
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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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0755 AND ALL IS WELL AM GRISHEIM.

SEEMS LIKE FALL OUT THERE, 55/98% AT TAHLEQUAH, GOING FOR 83. AIN'T NO FLIES ON THAT!

NOTHING I HAVE TO DO AND A NICE DAY TO DO IT IN :-)


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SUNDAY MORNING
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HI,Y'ALL---

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Re: SATURDAY THE 16th
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OVERCAST, 66 ON THE FRONT PORCH, FEELS LIKE RAIN OUT THERE.

THE DAY IS PROGRESSING NORMALLY, DOG FED, COFFEE POT EMPTIED, BREAKFAST ON THE WAY.

AND IN THE NEWS:
THE GRAND INQUISITOR SAYS TRUMP MAY NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALK BACK---"NARROWLY TAILORED GAG ORDER" MEANS TRUMP CAN'T TALK BUT THE INQUISITORS AND OTHER NATIONAL SOCIALISTS CAN SAY ANYTHING THEY WANT.

RIGHT OUT OF JOE STALIN'S PLAYBOOK FOR SHOW TRIALS. WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE LIVING IN?

GLAD I'M NOT TRUMP'S FOOD-TASTER!


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SATURDAY THE 16th
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GOOD MORNING TO YOU---

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Re: FRIDAY
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NICE OUTSIDE! A SUNNY 60 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, COULD THE DAYS OF THE OUTDOOR SAUNA BE DONE? WELL, THIS IS OKLAHOMA---

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY. THE DEER WERE ACROSS THE ROAD IN THE NEIGHBOR'S PASTURE THIS MORNING AND SOMEBODY'S CAT WAS ON THE FRONT PORCH. IT SKEDADDLED WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR :-)

ENJOY YOUR DAY, GURUS!

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FRIDAY
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HI---

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Re: THURSDAY 14 SEPTEMBER
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RATHER DIM THIS MORNING, CLOUDY AND CALM. 64/72% AT TAHLEQUAH, 74 THE PREDICTED HIGH.

GOT BILLS TO PAY TODAY, BOOKS TO ORDER. THE CRACKED WINDSHIELD ON DW'S LITTLE BLUE CAR IS TO BE REPLACED HERE ON SITE---$300+. INTERESTING SETUP.

TEE, YOU STAY SO BUSY IT MAKES ME TIRED TO READ ABOUT IT :-)

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BUENOS DIAS, Y'ALL---

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Re: Z06 Thunder Chicken
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GAUDY

Posted on: 9/13 22:55
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Re: WEDNESDAY THE 13th
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CLEAR, CALM, 61/96% AT TAHLEQUAH, 78 THE PREDICTED HIGH.
A PROMISING START FOR THE DAY! WHY DID I PUT THE 'VERT AWAY :-(

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA BUT A RUN TO TQ FOR DOG FOOD.
MY BOX REHAB SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED OK, I'LL PUT ALL MY RANGE GEAR BACK IN IT.

DOUBT WE'LL SEE THE DEER FOR A WHILE, TROUBLE SPOTTED THEM WHEN I BROUGHT HIM IN THE HOUSE FOR SUPPER AND TOOK OFF AFTER THEM LIKE A ROCKET. HE CAME BACK WORE OUT AND DEERLESS :-)

GOOD DAY TO YOU, AMIGOS

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WEDNESDAY THE 13th
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HI EVERYBODY---

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Re: TUESDAY 12 SEPT
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WET, DRIPPY, 65 ON THE FRONT PORCH, HALF INCH OF RAIN AT TAHLEQUAH THEY SAY. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT TO LOOK AT MY RAIN GAUGE. SLOW RAIN, DRY GROUND, NO RUNOFF, NICE. RAIN OVER BY NOON, HIGH OF 75 :-O.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, WORKING ON RE-GLUING AN AMMO BOX, NOT TOO CONFIDENT IT WILL TAKE---

KEEP ON KEEPING ON, Y'ALL!


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TUESDAY 12 SEPT
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HELLO OUT THERE---

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Re: Monday Chat 09.11.23
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BIDEN CELEBRATES 9/11 BY GIVING THE MULLAHS IN IRAN SIX BILLION DOLLARS.

ANYBODY THAT HATES AMERICA IS OK BY JOE.

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Re: Monday Chat 09.11.23
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Quote:

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Perhaps you should consider and APC. (Armored Personnel Carrier)


THAT'S THE TICKET! GET A SURPLUS M113, SPORTY HANDLING, FUN TO DRIVE, LOADS OF ROOM, EASY IN AND OUT.
YOU'D LOVE IT, TEE :-)

Posted on: 9/11 20:35
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Re: Monday Chat 09.11.23
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Jeez Louise tee. That is UNBELIEVABLE the damamge the caddy sustained. Glad you are both OK. That's the most important thing.


INDEED! MUST HAVE BEEN A HELL'UV A STORM :-O

9/11 AND 1973 NEVER FORGET OUR "FRIENDS" THE SAUDIS.

OVERCAST, 72/65% AT 0938, PREDICTED HIGH OF 79 TODAY.
GOT THE CARS SWITCHED, HARVEY UP. WENT TO TOP OFF THE TOMATO BEFORE STABLING IT, BAD WRECK ON HW 62, HAD TO GO ROUND BY ROBIN HOOD'S BARN TO GET TO THE GAS STATION. EVERY COP CAR AND FIRE TRUCK IN FT GIB THERE.
NOW I'LL FINALLY GET SOME BREAKFAST.

SOLD ONE BOOK, ONE BOX OF .32 WIN SPECIAL AT THE SHOW, SAW NOTHING I WANTED ENOUGH TO PAY FOR---GOOD TO SEE OLD FRIENDS.

MY BEST TO YOU, MY FRIENDS!

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Re: 09.09. 0 my.
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NOT A BAD SHOW, BUT WE GOT THE WORST LOCATION IN THE HOUSE: AT THE VERY BACK. ANYBODY WITH MONEY TO SPEND HAS SPENT IT BY THE TIME THEY GET TO US; ANYBODY WITH SOMETHING TO SELL HAS SOLD IT BEFORE THEY GET TO US. OH WELL, MAYBE TOMORROW---

OUR OLDTIME SHOW PAL FROM WESTERN OK CAME OVER AND SET UP WITH US. WAS NICE TO CATCH UP.

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Re: FRIDAY 8 SEPTEMBER
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72 ON THE FRONT PORCH, LIGHT OVERCAST, HAZY, HUMIDITY 83%.

DARLING WIFE OFF TO LAWTON, BACK TOMORROW. I'LL HEAD UP TO TULSA, SET UP FOR GUNSHOW AFTER NOON.

GOTTA GO FEED MY POOR STARVING DOG :-)

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ACCORDING TO FOLKLORE, TODAY'S WEATHER WILL CONTINUE FOR FOUR WEEKS.

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Re: SEVEN SEPTEMBER
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70 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, NICE! SUNNY AND CALM, GOING FOR 95 AFTER NOON.

DOG FED, DARLING WIFE GONE TO GET HER LITTLE BLUE CAR SERVICED, LOOKS LIKE BREAKFAST AT THE BOOMERANG FOR ME.

GUNSHOW IN TULSA THIS WEEKEND, SET UP TOMORROW.

THE BIDEN WAR ON OIL CONTINUES WITH CANCELLATION OF ALASKA DRILLING LEASES. $4 GAS SUCH A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR HAPPY CARIBOU---

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SEVEN SEPTEMBER
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BUENOS DIAS, Y'ALL

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Re: WEDNESDAY 6 SEPTEMBER
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CZAR VALAD THE FIRST:

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Re: WEDNESDAY 6 SEPTEMBER
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IT'S A PLEASANT MORNING HERE, 70/66% AT 0830, SLIGHT BREEZE.
90 IS THE HIGH-TO-BE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY.

AND IN THE NEWS:
investigation underway into video showing uniformed officer kissing woman --- THESE HETEROSEXUALS ARE SHAMELESS. THE MEDIA IS SCANDALIZED!

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GOOD MORNING TO YOU---

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Re: Tuesday Chat 09.05.23
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Did you perhaps try putting out one of y'all's dirty shirts?


THAT'S AN OLD QUAIL HUNTER PLOY FOR MISPLACED BIRD DOGS.
WORKS SOMETIMES---
GIVING A PUPPY SOME SMELLY CLOTHES TO SLEEP WITH WILL KEEP HIM FROM CRYING AT NIGHT.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 09.05.23
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STICKY IS BACK, 76/79% THIS MORNING, 96 THIS AFTERNOON.

DOG FED, CARS SWITCHED A DAY LATE, TOMATO UP. AND OF COURSE THERE ARE RAIN CHANCES ALL WEEK, NEVER FAILS.

IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY THINGS FOR KIDS TO DO THESE DAYS. (WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES, THIS WAS ENHANCED BY NO RULES OR ADULT SUPERVISION :-) #3 GRANDDAUGHTER IS LEARNING MEAT JUDGING, SHE LOVES IT!

TOMMY, YOU SOUND LIKE A BONANZA FOR THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT; NO TELLING HOW MANY VACATIONS YOU'LL PAY FOR.

BREAKFAST CALLS, AND I MUST GO---

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Re: 4 Sept 2023
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EVERYBODY IS BACK HOME NOW. GREAT VISIT WITH THE KIDS.
AS FOR #1 SIL'S DOVE SHOOT, THE BEST I CAN SAY IS WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CLEAN GUNS---

HAD A GREAT BIG BREAKFAST, #1 GS, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS, YOGY, OLEY, BABY DAUGHTER, #2 SIL, THEIR TWO BOYS, TWO TEEN GRANDDAUGHTERS, AND #1 SIL'S DAD. BIG DAUGHTER OUT DID HERSELF :-)




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A SUNNY 78/72% AT 0855 THIS MORNING, GOING FOR 95. SUMMER IS SNEAKING BACK INTO THE NATIONS.

CITY KIDS DIDN'T SHOW; THE OLDER BOY CAME DOWN WITH A UPPER RESPIRATORY BUG. IF A 24 HR THING THEY WILL COME ON OVER TODAY. WE SHALL SEE---

#1 SIL WANTS TO TRY TO SHOOT DOVE TOMORROW, GUESS I'LL GO OVER, THOUGH I DON'T EXPECT MUCH.

HOPE YOU FOUND YOUR DOG, MARCUS.







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HI---

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SUNNY AND CALM THIS MORNING, 62 ON THE FRONT PORCH!
I LOVE IT SO, BUT IT WON'T LAST :-( 93 THE PREDICTED HIGH TODAY AND A WARM UP IN THE WEEK TO COME.

I EXPECT THE CITY KIDS AROUND THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. GOT ALL THE FIRST OF MONTH THINGS DONE EXCEPT BLOWING OUT THE FURNACE FILTER; I'LL DO THAT THIS MORNING WHILE IT'S COOL.

ALWAYS FORWARD!

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GOOD MORNING GURUS---

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Re: FIRST DAY OF SEPTEMBER
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Morning guys... Cool again to start, but promises to get HOT by this afternoon. Rosie and I are dog-sitting #2s 4 dogs while she and hubby are in Oklahoma for "Rocklahoma". We took the dogs on a mile and a half walk this morning. Rosie just left for the 'city' to sit with GGD. I'm headed to the shop to work on a couple projects. At noon, I'll go back and walk the dogs again.


TEE YOU MAKE ME SMILE---YOU CAN RETIRE FROM WORK BUT NEVER FROM FAMILY :-)

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Re: FIRST DAY OF SEPTEMBER
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NICE OUTSIDE, CLEAR, CALM, AND 67 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 90 THE PREDICTED HIGH. ESTA BUENO!

GOT ALL THE FIRST OF THE MONTH STUFF TO DO, GET LAWNMOWER GAS.

BABY DAUGHTER AND FAMILY COMING OVER TOMORROW FOR THE WEEKEND, HOPE THE NICE WEATHER HOLDS. LOW HUMIDITY THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS BEEN NICE.

ALLONS, Y'ALL

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A MAIDEN BORN WHEN RUSTLING LEAVES
ARE BLOWING IN THE SEPTEMBER BREEZE,
A SAPHIRE ON HER BROW SHOULD BIND,
'TWILL CURE DISEASES OF THE MIND.

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Re: 31 August 2023
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HI TEE; BY BY AUGUST.

ANOTHER NICE MORNING, 69/72% GOING FOR 88 AFTERNOON. THE CHEROKEES APPROVE OF THIS WEATHER :-)

STILL CLUTZING AROUND WITH THE ARGO, NOTHING ELSE ON THE AGENDA.

THE INFAMOUS TAHLEQUAH TRAFFIC CIRCLE IS OPEN. A TRAFFIC CIRCLE FOR A THREE-WAY INTERSECTION SEEMS A LITTLE OVER THE TOP TO ME, ESPECIALLY FOR FOLKS WHO HAVE NOT YET MASTERED THE FOUR LANE HIGHWAY---
SOMEBODY IN THE OKLAHOMA HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT IS COMING UP WITH OFF-THE-WALL DESIGNS FOR INTERSECTIONS.

ALL OUR FL FRIENDS AND RELATIONS HAVE WEATHERED THE STORM WITHOUT INCIDENT OR DAMAGE.

ENJOY YOUR DAY, MY FRIENDS.

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AND IT'S ANOTHER NICE MORNING IN THE NATIONS, 75/67% AT 0912 HRS, WAS 70 WHEN I GOT UP. 91 THE PREDICTED HIGH. THIS COULD BECOME A HABIT AND IT WOULD BE OK WITH ME!

GROCERY RUN ON TAP, NEED CAJUN SAUSAGE FOR BEANS AND RICE TONIGHT.
STILL TRYING TO FIX PROBLEM ON THE ARGO, DAMN PLASTIC PARTS JUST DON'T LAST. I'LL TRY EPOXY---

KEEP UP THE FIRE!

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HI EVERYBODY---

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Re: TUESDAY 29 AUGUST
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IT'S NICE OUTSIDE, 67 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 89 TO BE THE HIGH.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY. I TOOK AWAY TROUBLE'S POSSUM WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING, MADE HIM SAD. DARLING WIFE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SMELL; I HADN'T NOTICED IT :-)

WENT UP TO CHECK ON EX-YARDBOY'S PROGRESS ON HIS HOUSE AND RAN OUT OF GAS IN THE ARGO. FORTUNATELY HIS WIFE WAS THERE AND DROVE ME HOME TO GET SOME. CARELESS OF ME AND EMBARRASSING. THEY ARE LIVING ON SITE IN A TRAVEL TRAILER WHILE BUILDING. GOOD FOLKS!

ENJOY YOUR DAY, AMIGOS!


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