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Re: MONDAY 18 MARCH
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COLDER HERE TOO, MATT, 31 AND CLEAR WITH A NORTH WIND. THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 47, FROST AGAIN TONIGHT. COULD IT BE WINTERS LAST FLING? I WOULDN'T BET ON IT.

NOTHING ON MY AGENDA TODAY BUT AUTO ROTATION, HARVEY OUT OF THE BARN, BUMBLEBEE IN.

NEED TO RESTOCK BIRDSEED, IF THEY HAVE WHAT I WANT. IF NOT THE BIRDS AND SQUIRRELS MAY GO ON A CRASH DIET. ALSO NEED TO CHECK ON THE BROKEN TOMATO. aka JONAH.

DARLING WIFE HAS BIG DOINGS WITH HER FEMALE SUPREMACY COVEN IN MUSKOGEE, A MERGER OF TWO CHAPTERS. THAT OUTFIT HAS MORE BUREAUCRACY THAN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. NEVER HAVE SO FEW BEEN OVERSEEN BY SO MANY :-)

ALLONS, AMIGOS!

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MONDAY 18 MARCH
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ON THIS DAY IN 979 ST. EDWARD THE MARTYR, KING OF THE WEST SAXONS, WAS MURDERED BY ORDER OF HIS WICKED STEPMOTHER.

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Re: ST PATRICK'S DAY 2024
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OVERCAST, BREEZY, 50 DEGREES,SUPPOSED TO CLEAR OFF LATER. THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 63.

THEIR IS NO JOY AM GRISHEIM, DARLING WIVE HAS CAUGHT A GUT BUG :-(

THE RELUCTANT BARNCAT IS ASLEEP ON THE FRONT PORCH, DOG HAS BEEN FED, I HAVE NOT. MAY HAVE TO GO GET SOME KIND OF TAKE-OUT FOR TWO. DO HAVE TO GO GET SOME CAT FOOD.

I PUT THE LAST OF THE CHEAP CAT FOOD OUT WITH THE IAMS. THE IAMS DISAPPEARS; MOST OF THE CHEAP STUFF IS STILL THERE.

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH TO YOU GURUS---

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ST PATRICK'S DAY 2024
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WHERE'D ALL THE SNAKES GO?

Posted on: 3/17 13:20
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Re: SATURDAY
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41 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, CLEAR AND CALM. THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 68. IS TORNADO ALLEY SHIFTING EAST? I WONDER---

BACK IS ABOUT BACK TO NORMAL NOW. THINK I'LL MAKE A RUN OVER TO MUSKOGEE FOR BIRD SEED. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE THEY HAVE HAD THE KIND I LIKE I MAY JUST QUIT FEEDING. THE SQUIRRELS WOULD BE DEVASTATED.

IN THE NEWS: THE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS ARE FOR OPEN BORDERS AND AGAINST VOTER ID---CONNECT THE DOTS.

TIME TO FEED THE WONDERDOG.

ALWAYS FORWARD!

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SATURDAY
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GOOD MORNING TO YOU---

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Re: FRIDAY THE 15th
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A DIM MORNING IN THE NATIONS: OVERCAST, BREEZY, 53 DEGREES.
GOT 3/4 INCH OF RAIN YESTERDAY, ALL AT ONCE! FIRST THUNDER SHOWER OF SPRING. SOME PLACES IN THE AREA HAD HAIL.

SLEPT IN THIS MORNING, TOOK MUSCLE RELAXANT FOR MY BACK, THAT STUFF IS LIKE A SLEEPING PILL FOR ME. BACK IS A LITTLE BETTER.

DW OFF TO ANOTHER FUNERAL, DOG FED, CAT FED, I'M FED.

THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S AGENDA. I'M READY FOR THE FIRST NAP OF THE DAY===

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FRIDAY THE 15th
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HOWDY, Y'ALL---

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Re: THURSDAY
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A DISMAL GRAY DAY, OVERCAST 67, HIGH OF 79 GONNA RAIN THEY SAY.
GONNA RAIN ALL NIGHT,GONNA RAIN ALL DAY; BET MY MONEY ON A TWO NAP DAY:-)

FIXED ONE OF DW'S OUTDOOR CHAIRS, DID SOME CLEANUP ON THE BUMBLEBEE YESTERDAY. TOO MUCH BENDING; BACK GIVING ME HELL.

DON'T BOTHER GETTING OLD, IT AIN'T WORTH IT.

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THURSDAY
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HI EVERYBODY---

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Re: WEDNESDAY THE 13th
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SORTA SUNNY AND CALM OUT FRONT, 61 NOW 77 LATER THEY SAY.

DON'T THANK IM SORTE TO THE HEART DOC'S DID ANY GOOD, DOC WAS NOT THERE. DID RESTOCK DOG FOOD THO :-)

MAY DO A LITTLE CLEAN-UP ON THE BUMBLEBEE IF IT DOES GET WARM.

THAT TRUMP ADD SEEMED RATHER OVER-THE-TOP TO ME. MIGHT TURN PEOPLE OFF---

ELECTION BULLSHIT WARNING: HEADS UP, AMIGOS, THE DELUGE IS COMING---

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WEDNESDAY THE 13th
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GOOD MORNING---

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Re: TUESDAY 12 MARCH
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SUNNY, WINDY, 50 DEGREES GOING FOR 75 THEY SAY.

TODAY'S AGENDA: GO TO TAHLEQUAH AND GET Rx BUSINESS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

BUT FIRST BREAKFAST :-) DOG IS FED, MY TURN NOW. LEFT THE LIGHTS ON IN THE BARN ALL NIGHT, I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER TO TURN THEM OFF---

AND THE TOP OF TUESDAY TO YOU, AMIGOS!

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TUESDAY 12 MARCH
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HI---

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Re: AND NOW: MONDAY
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CLEAR, CALM, AND 44 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 70 AFTER NOON SAY THE WEATHER WIZARDS.

AUTO ROTATION DAY, BUMBLEBEE UP. STILL HAVE NOT GOT THAT Rx STRAIGHTENED OUT, DON'T KNOW WHO'S AT FAULT, PHARMACY OR DOCTOR'S ADMIN. MAY HAVE TO PUT IN A PERSONAL APPEARANCE AT TAHLEQUAH AND RAISE HELL.

BARN CAT STILL AWOL FROM THE BARN, HANGING AROUND THE BACK DOOR. FOOD AND WATER IS AT THE BARN, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO FIGURE THAT OUT? DAMN CAT WANTS TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE---

CARRY ON, Y'ALL!


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AND NOW: MONDAY
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GOOD MORNING TO YOU---

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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Quote:

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You better let the cat in also....you know your going to eventually....



DOG AND CAT ARE INCOMPATIBLE; NOT GOING TO TAKE AWAY TROUBLE'S INDOOR SOCIAL TIME TO ACOMODATE AN INSUBORDINATE BARNCAT.

HE'S GOT SENIORITY :-)

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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WINTER STRIKES BACK---30 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. IT'S CALM AND SUNNY, PREDICTED HIGH OF 62. WE GOT ABOUT 3/4 INCH OF RAIN OVER THE TWO DAY SPELL, ALL SOAKED IN, NO RUNOFF.

EARLY BREAKFAST WITH THE CAT LOOKING IN FROM THE WEST PATIO AND THE DEER WATCHING THE CAT. NOISY BEASTS, NO PRIVACY AROUND HERE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY. TEE, THAS WAS A GREAT PICTURE. DID YOU TAKE IT?

GOTTA GO FEED THE POOR STARVING DOG---

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SUNDAY MORNING
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WHAT TIME IS IT ANYWAY---

DST IN IN'DN COUNTRY:
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD TEAR A STRIP OFF THE TOP OF THE BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM AND SAY THE BLANKET IS LONGER.

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Re: SATURDAY
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[quote]
Ultraman wrote:

Got the JD 4110 sitting in the shop...still has the snow blower hooked up.... thinking we may get that spring blizzard over our way yet... they did out in western Nebraska with 17" of snow and I80 closed from Kearney to Ogallala ..... a couple of work mates got stranded in it... one going west the other east... lucky to get motel rooms... all open now..

DOWN HERE YOU'RE NEVER SAFE TILL TAX DAY. WORSE BLIZZARD IN HISTORY OF OKLAHOMA WAS FIRST WEEK OF APRIL. PEOPLE OUT ON THE ROAD GOT STRANDED AND FROZE TO DEATH.

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Re: SATURDAY
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SUNNY, BREEZY, 38 ON THE FRONT PORCH, 54 THE PREDICTED HIGH.

DARLING WIFE OFF TO ANOTHER FUNERAL, THIS TIME IN SALLISAW.
NO BREAKFAST FOR ME :-( LOOKS LIKE BOOMERANG OR THE DONUT SHOP.

BARNCAT STILL BEGGING ON THE PORCH. SHE IS JUST TOO PEOPLE ORIENTED FOR A BARNCAT.

TIME TO FEED TROUBLE---

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HI EVERYBODY---

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Re: FRIDAY THE 8th
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FOGGY, 51 DEGREES GOING FOR 64 AFTER NOON. GOOD CHANCE OF RAIN, THEY SAY.

DUE TO TAKE THE JONAH CAR IN FOR BODY WORK TODAY. PAID THE RANSOM AND GOT THE BUMBLEBEE HOME YESTERDAY W/ NEW BREAK BOOSTER.

BARNCAT HAS ABANDONED HER POST AND SPENDS THE DAYS ON THE FRONT PORCH BEGGING TO COME IN. QUANDARY!

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER TWO NAPPER TODAY. WE HAVE NOT GOT MUCH RAIN OUT OF THIS GO-ROUND, ENOUGH TO SETTLE THE DUST, NOT MUCH MORE.

GO FOR IT, Y'ALL

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FRIDAY THE 8th
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GOOD MORNING---

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Re: Thursday 3-7
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HI TEE---

CLOUDY, SPRINKLING RAIN, 58 DEGREES. SHOWERS OFF AND ON ALL DAY THEY SAY, HIGH OF 66.

TRIED TO GET THE DOG FED BEFORE THE RAIN STARTED, NO LUCK, WE BOTH GOT WET. CUTIE-CAT PUSHING HARD FOR HOUSECAT, HANGING AROUND ON THE FRONT PORCH, BEGGING TO COME IN.

BROUGHT JONAH HOME, DUE IN FOR BODY WORK TOMORROW. CAR SET OUT AT THE DEALERSHIP, GOT SPRINKLED ON, IT'S THE DIRTIEST I'VE EVER SEEN IT :-)

LOOKS LIKE A TWO NAP DAY FO' SHO', BUT WE WERE GETTING AWFUL DRY.

ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE, GURUS!

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Re: WEDNESDAY
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Quote:

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Does anybody else feel this country is going to hell in a handbasket? Especially those of the age that have never heard that phrase before.


WHERE ARE WE GOING? WHY AM IN THIS BASKET?

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Re: WEDNESDAY
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CLEAR, CALM, 49 AT TAHLEQUAH, GOING FOR 70 AFTER NOON. LOOKING SPRINGY AROUND HERE EVERYTHING JUST BLOOMING AWAY.

Rx AND JONAH RETRIEVAL STILL HANGING FIRE, MAYBE TODAY---

TWO DAYS OF RAIN COMING UP THEY SAY, IT'S NEEDED.

DARLING WIFE DOING WELL NOW WITH HER SLEEP MACHINE, OR AT LEAST COMPLAINING LESS.

TIME TO FEED THE POOR STARVING DOG WHO IS WAITING AT THE GATE :-)

HAVE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY!

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HELLO OUT THERE---

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Re: TUESDAY
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PARTLY CLOUD, 50 DEGREES, SLIGHT BREEZE. 67 IS THE PREDICTED HIGH.

YESTERDAY NOTHING WENT RIGHT: NOTHING DEFINITIVE ON JONAH, THE BATTERY IS MARGINAL SO WILL REPLACE IT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. HAD TAKEN THE BUMBLEBEE TO THE BEST BREAK/FRONT END MAN IN MUSKOGEE WHO DISCOVERED HE WAS TOO OLD AND FAT TO GET UNDER THE DASH. SO TOOK IT TO MY MAN AT GMC. PHARMACY STILL DRAGGING THEIR FEET ON ONE Rx. IT WAS MONDAY ALL DAMN DAY!

BUT THIS IS ANOTHER DAY. WE'LL GO VOTE AND PICKUP THE JONAH, MAYBE TAKE IT IN FOR BODY WORK.

DOG IS FED, I'M NEXT, I HOPE---

THERE ARE BETTER DAYS TO BE!



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BETTER THAN MONDAY, I HOPE---

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Re: MONDAY 4 MARCH
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CLOUDY,CALM, AND 63 OUT FRONT, 77 AND WINDY LATER.

STILL HAVE FIRST OF THE MONTH STUFF TO FINISH UP; ALSO CHECK ON CARS IN SHOP.

DARLING WIFE MADE IT HOME WITH SOME CANDY-PECANS FROM HER TODO YESTERDAY; THEY ARE RAPIDLY DISAPPEARING :-)

KEEP UP THE FIRE, GURUS!



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MONDAY 4 MARCH
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GOOD MORNING---

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Re: SUNDAY MORNING
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SPRING-LIKE HERE, 60 DEGREES, CLEAR AND BREEZY, HIGH OF 78 THEY SAY. THINGS BLOSSOMING, FLOWERING, THE LESSOR PERIWINKLE IS STARTING TO BLOOM. IT'S BEEN SO DRY LATELY THERE WON'T BE A REAL GOOD SHOWING. BUT THAT MEANS THE GRASS WILL BE SLOW TO GROW :-)

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY FOR ME, DARLING WIFE'S FEMALE SUPREMACY COVEN HAS BIG DOING AFTER NOON. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO LEFT OVER FINGER FOOD ITEMS.

IMMER VORWART, AMIGOS---

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HI Y'ALL---

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Re: MARCH TWOTH
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CATCHING UP ON FIRST OF MONTH STUFF THAT DIDN'T GET DONE BECAUSE OF BIRTHDAY.

THAT BIRTHSTONE VERSE DOES SOUND A BIT SPOOKY---

53 AND CLEAR AT TQ GOING FOR 74, WILL BE WINDY AS WESTERN OKLAHOMA, THEY SAY.

RUNNING LATE THIS MORNING, HUNGARY DOG IS WAITING AT THE GATE :-O

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WHO ON THIS WORLD OF OURS THEIR EYES
IN MARCH FIRST OPEN SHALL BE WISE
IN DAYS OF PERIL, FIRM AND BRAVE,
AND WEAR A BLOODSTONE TO THEIR GRAVE.

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Re: Big Friday Chat...
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BUMBLEBEE AT THE BREAK SHOP, DARLING WIFE HAD HER BD BREAKFAST AT JIMMY'S EGG, DOG FED, CAT FED, I'M FED. BUSY MORNING---ALMOST NAP TIME:-)

ITS 44 AND CLOUDY, PREDICTED HIGH IS 59. GOT JUST ENOUGH RAIN LAST NIGHT TO SETTLE THE DUST.

NOW I'M DOWN TO ONE AVAILABLE C4. HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN---
SEEMS TO BE A SHORTAGE OF MECHANICS AT THE TWO DEALERSHIPS WE DEAL WITH ALSO; WE GET TREATED WELL BECAUSE WE'VE BOUGHT CARS THERE.

GOOD DAY GENTLEMEN AND LADY---

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Re: Thursday Chat 02.29.24
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CLOUDY, BREEZY, 41 DEGREES GOING FOR 52 AFTERNOON. MAY RAIN, THEY SAY.

HAD TO GO OVER TO MUSKOGEE EARLY FOR AN UNNECESSARY LIVER SCAN. AT LEAST THEY GOT ME IN AND OUT QUICK. STARTING THE DAY W/O COFFEE IS MOST UNSATISFACTORY :-|

TODAY IS #1 GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY. SHE'S SEVEN :-) FINISHING HER LAST YEAR OF MEDICAL RESIDENCY. PRECOCIOUS CHILD.

TOMORROW IS DARLING WIFE'S BD; I'M JUST GOING TO FALL BACK ON FLOWERS---

DOG IS FED, I'M FED, BARNCAT IS NEXT.

ALWAYS FORWARD BUT SOMETIMES CIRCULAR---

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Re: WEDNESDAY
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SAD TO HEAR THAT ABOUT SOUTHWEST. IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS THEY WERE TRANS -TEXAS, a.k.a TREETOP AIRLINES, AND WOULD HAVE A DRINK IN YOUR HAND BEFORE THE WHEELS CAME UP.
VERY POPULAR WITH THE ARMY AT FT HOOD,

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Re: WEDNESDAY
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WINTER STRIKES BACK: 24 DEGREES AND WINDY, 46 FOR THE HIGH.
BUT THE SUN IS SHINING :-)

WESTERN OKLAHOMA IS BURNING UP, 30,000 ACRES THEY SAY, HOMES DESTROYED.

CHECKED ON RED CAR, MECHANIC HAS BEEN UNABLE TO REPLICATE THE PROBLEM. HIS THEORY IS THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR DID NOT GET SHUT ALL THE WAY AND INTERIOR LIGHTS STAYED ON TO DRAIN THE BATTERY. HE CAN FIND NO PARASITIC DRAIN.
HE'LL KEEP IT THIS WEEK AND SEE IF THE BATTERY STAYS UP AS IT HAS SO FAR.
CAN'T DECIDE IF THIS IS GOOD NEWS OR BAD---

TODAY, NOTHING ON THE AGENDA. NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE OUTSIDE!

KEEP UP THE FIRE!

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WEDNESDAY
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HELLO OUT THERE---

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Re: Duesday Chat 02.27.24
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A MAJOR MILESTONE: CUTEY THE BARNCAT KILLED A MOUSE. SHE DISPLAYED IT NEAR HER FOOD DISH. SAVING IT FOR DESERT, MAYBE?

LIFE AM GRISHEIM: CONTINUAL EXCITEMENT :-)

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Re: Duesday Chat 02.27.24
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Education counts:

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school. One of the questions asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered "spineā€ are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes by email.

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Re: Duesday Chat 02.27.24
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"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING" CLEAR, 68, LIGHT BREEZE. THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 84, IN FEBRUARY ???

ALL WENT WELL WITH THE CARDIAC FOLKS. I LIKE THEM; THEY GET YOU IN AND OUT WITHOUT MUCH WAITING, EXPEDITIOUSLY ONE MIGHT SAY :-) BEING ON TIME FOR AN APPOINTMENT AND THEN HAVING TO WAIT IS A PET PEEVE; THE LONGER I WAIT THE GROUCHIER I GET.

AUTO ROTATION TODAY, HARVEY UP. THE BUMBLEBEE'S BREAKS ARE FADING, HAVE TO GET THAT SEEN ABOUT.

I'LL GO OVER TO MUSKOGEE AND CHECK ON THE JONAH CAR.

MY BEST TO YOU, GURUS!


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OFF TO DOCTOR'S IN TAHLEQUAH---

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HAZY, 60 DEGREES, SLIGHT BREEZE THIS MORNING, PREDICTED HIGH 77 :-O HAVE WE SKIPPED MARCH AND GONE STRAIGHT TO APRIL?

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, TOMORROW WHAT SHOULD BE LAST VISIT TO HEART DOCTOR.

TRUMP KEEPS ROLLING ON, THE PERMANENT POLITICAL CLASS AND THEIR LEGAL MINIONS FRANTIC. HOPE HE HAS HIRED A FOOD TASTER!

ENJOY YOUR DAY, AMIGOS!

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GOOD MORNING, GURUS---

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Re: SATURDAY 24 FEBRUARY
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0811 AND ALL IS WELL, CLEAR, CALM, 41 DEGREES AT TAHLEQUAH, PREDICTED HIGH OF 67. NICE!

NOTHING GOING ON AROUND HERE, NOTHING ON THE AGENDA.

TIME TO FEED THE WONDERDOG.

BEST TO YOU, GURUS!

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HI, Y'ALL---

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Re: Rejoice.... it's the Friday Chat....
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CLEAR, CALM, AND 42 OUT FRONT, GOING FOR 71, BREEZY LATER.
THIS HAS BEEN AN UNUSUALLY NICE FEBRUARY :-O

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, GOT ALL MY TQ ERRANDS DONE WITH ONE STOP AT WALMART. OF COURSE I HAD TO HAVE HELP; NOTHING IS EVER IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE AT WALLYWORLD.

DOG IS FED AND I HAVE HIGH HOPES OF BREAKFAST.

ALWAYS FORWARD---

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