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JrRifleCoach | Larry is in room #233 | ||
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Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,
'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. 'Larry is in room #233 recovering at the local hospital. |
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Posted on: 2008/5/14 0:10
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TommyT-Bone | Re: Larry is in room #233 | ||
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Posted on: 2008/5/14 0:57
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bogus | Re: Larry is in room #233 | ||
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part of me lauds Larry... another part of me considers him lucky to be alive.
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Posted on: 2008/5/14 1:39
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TommyT-Bone | Re: Larry is in room #233 | ||
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Quote:
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Posted on: 2008/5/14 1:56
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TommyT-Bone | Re: Larry is in room #233 | ||
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Larry should have said he was going to the Coca Cola 600 at Lowes Motor Speedway.
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Posted on: 2008/5/14 2:18
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