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vetteblondie | A note of gratitude to the IRS... | ||
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> Dear Internal Revenue Service:
> Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing I > owe $3,407.00 in taxes. > > Please note the attached article from the USA Today > newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see > the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying > $171.50 per hammer and NASApaid $600.00 per toilet > seat. > > I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ > $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which > I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total > remittance to $3,429.00. > > Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the > 'Presidential Election Fund,' as noted on my return. > > You can do this inexpensively by sending them one > (1) 1.5' Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned > article from USA Today newspaper detailing how > H.U.D. Pays $22.00 each for 1.5'Phillips Head > Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. > > It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year > and I look forward to paying it again next year. > > Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer |
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Posted on: 2008/4/18 18:34
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