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How about the undigested version.

Yup......You're a winner alright ........

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Funky Town




Tower of Power, Drop It In The Slot





The Commodores, Brick House

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LOL Ya! Ya did .........

Rick James, Give It To me Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFmQAQ9EDeM

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Can't tell if the carpet matches the drapes.

Carl Douglas, Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting

That's right, Funk University

Let the learning begin







Earth Wind and Fire





Kool and the Gang

We're off to see the wizard.
The wonderful Wizard of Oz .........

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The cluster on my 90 was blacked out. When I first started it I could look real hard and get a guage reading. I could have sworn I had about 3/4 of a tank. I was about 40 miles from home on my way to a cruise in driving on I95. She starts sputtering and kicking and losing power. F~(%........ The first thing I think is the engine just let go. I look at the bars on the lcd and I'm bone dry. Traffic speeding by, I'm on an incline facing uphill with nowhere to go.. Da da danah ........ A road ranger shows up and gives me about 3 gallons of gas. I thank him with a twenty and I'm on the road again. Pissed off the ol'lady because I sent her off to get a gas can and fuel. Called her on the cell and told her all is well. First time I ran out of gas in over 20 years. I'm sure glad it wasn't worse.

Gas smell after shut down. Injector failure? My 91 was doing that before it hydrolocked on me last December. Catch it early before it costs you. Fuel lines?
If it was Ron I'd say he had an open container of gas sitting in the back.

Man, Is it gorgeous out today or what? It's noon, just about 70 degrees, blue skies, light wind. Heaven. Somebody pinch me. Am I really alive? ............ 63 more days before I will own days like this ..........

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I keep a box of wet ones by the computer to wipe off the lubricant after a heated internet experience.

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Job Description: Man Whore

Yup. I saw the going rate. $136 part. 4.2 hrs labor. You guys can guess the price.

Well the time has come for me to start thinking about heating the 91 in the cold months of December January and February. The heater core has been bypassed so it sounds like a good place to start. I haven't had heat since I bought it 2 years ago. That made driving it on those chilly mornings a bit uncomfortable. Since I've heard many say they would rather get stuck in the eye with an ice pick than change out the heater core, I've taken that time honored advice and gave it to the shop to have a go at it. Today I brought it in on a tow truck because the sucker didn't have any spark. It appears that the brown wire that goes to the MSD ignition box was just barely in it's coupler. Being there with intentions of dropping a few dollars anyway I told them to give the wiring a good once over, change the heater core and an get an oil change. The only dread I'm going to have with the heater core is paying the bill.

Any good heater core stories. I'm all ears?

It's better than being upside down on $350,000 home. The housing market will catch back up but not as fast as it went down. General forecast is about 10 years. Inflated appraisals are what started the problem along with crooked lending practices. Hang on and one day you'll even out. Sell it now and you'll take a loss.

Keep up the good work.

Damn........Somebody back into you?

Today is absolutely, positively gorgeous in South Florida. The low tonight is supposed to be in the high 50s with a high tomorrow of 72. I didn't have to turn on my A/C in the car this morning. Yesterdays autocross was the most fun I've had in a long time. I was a little on the devil may care style of driving at the track. A couple of near spins and one spin that took out the time clock. If I would have done that on the street I would have lost thousands. Autocross is fun. Next year some of you guys and gals have to try it. I still haven't hit the dragstrip yet. I'm a little self-conscious being a rookie at my age. That and I have to keep my 91 running long enough to make a track date. Maybe that's why people trailer them up and back. If it doesn't want to run you just bring it back home.

Welcome... Which one of the three is your favorite?

I guess it's like some people will only go to the Barber College for a haircut.

Here we go .............

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Check it out. Me and JRC have the same numbers. Just a different order.

We took the German Corvettes for a spin. I took it literally. I was coming in hot into the deceleration area and applied the brakes a little to scrub some speed. Eeeuuuuuuurrrrrtttttt. Took out about a half dozen cones and the stop clock mechanism. Everybody lost a run because they had to run new cable and reset the timers. Can't say I wasn't trying though. I wiped out on my fastest run. I was getting sideways a little more than usual today. Finally got better times than my wife. At the end of the day they gave me an award. A mini-cone that said. I Beat My Wife Today October 26,2008. That's it for the PCA season. Kicks off again in January. February autocross is at Sebring out by turns 15/16. Only one Vette out there today. A C4. Turned in some pretty fast times. Top 10 for sure.

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Probably the same way other women do it. She lived a long life. I hope she had some joy in it.

Old teeth? I'm getting a crown made now for the same reason. Porcelin wont break. :toothy5:

Genie could grant me three wishes .....

Show yourself. Are You a Ginger Or MaryAnn kind of guy?

My choice ........ MaryAnn

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The real question ...........

Gordon Lightfoot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAGc4x9gfEI

Post up your favorite Gypsy,Tramp or Theif.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Andy Bogus said; Because that's what chickens do and that's that. No further comments are needed.

Central Coaster said; to get more parts to change out on his C4. Watch out for illegally passing motorcycles.

Cuisiartvette said; It was a choice, a or b, to cross or not to cross.

Notorious said; because the chicken can do whatever the fu(% it wants to do.

Jeffvette said; so he could hit it.

biggrizzly said; to go to the carshow.

Matatk said; just to get out for awhile.

CSSS996 said; to get to greener patures.

pianoguy said; he has a friend who wrote a song about the chicken.

pappy said; to jump into his grill.

Brian Cunningham said; The New England Chapter of chicken will be have a chickencross at Ft Devens on Saturday Oct. 25th.

vetteblondie said; to toss back a couple of brews after a long, long day at work.

Gotta go ......I'm late back from break..........

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Doesn't she model for "The Gap"?


As for Ramrods contribution; Great experiment for the proof of gravity.

Trick or treat .......

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One day at a time...... One day, at the end of that day you'll say WTF, nothing bad happened to me today. Then you'll know something really really bad is about to happen.

Maybe I should get one as an investment. Cover it, store it in a humidity and temperature controlled gagage, start it and roll the tires a little monthly, change the fluids annually and hold it for twenty years. I bet you I could sell it for at least $40,000.

That makes me feel smarter than I really am .........

Name those parts ........

Cool ........

Oh ya, You didn't have to lock your doors, the neighbors would be on the phone telling your mama if you were doing something bad. That wasn't the bad part. The bad part is when your daddy got home and had to hear mama whining about what the neighbor told them. "Wah" ............

The assasination of Franz Ferdinand was prolly because of his silly hat.

The weather here has been getting cooler too. We hit the low 70's just the other day. While many of you get ready to put the Vettes away, I look forward to taking them out. The 91 doesn't have heat so bringing it out in late Dec., Jan. and Feb becomes a pick and choose thing. I don't like freezing my ass off. I just love the Florida winter though.

Who really give a . Neither of these guys is a savior. They both have positives and they both have negatives. It will take many years to straighten out the debacles we are suffering the effects of now. Oh woe is me....Woe is me..........

Gives me an idea. Maybe I can convert my house into a huge garage. Very nice.

Welcome to the show ......