> >> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >>
> >> BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time
> >> for change!
> >> The chicken wanted change!
> >> JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
> >> recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all
> >> the
> >> chickens on the other side of the road.
> >> HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
> >> little
> >> chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
> >> qualified to
> >> ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets
> >> the chance
> >> it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
> >> SARAH PALIN: As a Mayor and Governor of Alaska I have fought
> >> against and
> >> stopped the good ol' boy chickens attempts to cross the road
> >> against God's
> >> will. It appears I have not fully succeeded. Where's my gun?
> >> DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
> >> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
> >> road. We
> >> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
> >> not. The
> >> chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
> >> ground here.
> >> COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> >> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road with what is
> >> certainly
> >> weapons of mass destruction, perhaps nuclear. We must bomb the
> >> chicken
> >> before it attacks us and destroys our American way of life!
> >> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What
> >> is your
> >> definition of chicken?
> >> AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
> >> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
> >> am now
> >> against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled
> >> about the
> >> chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
> >> against it.
> >> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
> >> chickens.
> >> DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
> >> realize that
> >> he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road
> >> before it goes
> >> after the problem on the otherside of the road. What we need to
> >> do is help
> >> him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current
> >> problems
> >> before adding new problems.
> >> OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
> >> which is why
> >> he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
> >> chicken learn
> >> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
> >> going to give
> >> this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
> >> not live
> >> his life like the rest of the chickens.
> >> ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe a chicken crossed
> >> the road,
> >> but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side
> >> of the
> >> road to verify the crossing.
> >> BILL O'REILLY, FOX NEWS: Another left-wing pinko chicken has
> >> crossed the
> >> road, probably looking for another government relocation handout.
> >> Get over
> >> it buddy, as far as I'm concerned, you're on your own.
> >> NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty!
> >> You can see
> >> it in his eyes and the way he walks.
> >> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
> >> MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
> >> chicken was
> >> going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my
> >> eggs when
> >> the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
> >> insider
> >> information.
> >> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> >> toad?
> >> Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
> >> been told.
> >> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
> >> GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> >> road. Somebody
> >> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> >> BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we
> >> will be
> >> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart
> >> warming story
> >> of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
> >> accomplish
> >> its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
> >> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> >> together,
> >> in peace.
> >> BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2009, which will not
> >> only cross
> >> roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
> >> balance your
> >> checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
> >> eChicken2009. This new
> >> platform is much more stable and will never need to reboot.
> >> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did
> >> the road
> >> move beneath the chicken?
> >> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
> >>

Har!

NOW I DONT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT EATING CHICKEN WINGS THE DAMN THINGS CAN WALK TO WHERE THEIR GOING

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Andy Bogus said; Because that's what chickens do and that's that. No further comments are needed.

Central Coaster said; to get more parts to change out on his C4. Watch out for illegally passing motorcycles.

Cuisiartvette said; It was a choice, a or b, to cross or not to cross.

Notorious said; because the chicken can do whatever the fu(% it wants to do.

Jeffvette said; so he could hit it.

biggrizzly said; to go to the carshow.

Matatk said; just to get out for awhile.

CSSS996 said; to get to greener patures.

pianoguy said; he has a friend who wrote a song about the chicken.

pappy said; to jump into his grill.

Brian Cunningham said; The New England Chapter of chicken will be have a chickencross at Ft Devens on Saturday Oct. 25th.

vetteblondie said; to toss back a couple of brews after a long, long day at work.

Gotta go ......I'm late back from break..........

I believe that somewhere within that missive must be the definitive answer to that age-old question. But where....?

jsup said; to get some AFR's and re-stamp them DART before returning.

The real question ...........

Quote:

Ask said chicken when it gets those couple of brews down after that long day at work

Chicken tennis