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AN EVENTFUL DAY: WEED-EATED THE DOG PEN WITH NO UNTOWARD PHYSICAL REPERCUSSIONS, THEN A VERY LIVELY LITTLE THUNDERSTORM DUMPED TWO INCHES OF RAIN ON US IN ABOUT A HALF HOUR WITH PEA TO MARBLE SIZE HALE. AFTER NOON I EXECUTED A SQUIRREL THAT GOT ABOVE HERSELF AND TRIED TO ROB A BIRD FEEDER RATHER THAN POLICING UP UNDERNEATH. SAW A CHIPMUNK ON THE EAST PATIO AND THOUGHT, "WONDER HOW LONG HE WILL LAST"; FOUND HIS PARTLY EATEN REMAINS ON THE SUN ROOM RUG AFTER SUPPER. BRAVECAT IS DEATH ON CHIPMUNKS :-(
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, IT MAY RAIN THEY SAY. THE GREEN IS CLOSING IN. WE MANAGED TO GET THRU THE LAST TWO ROUNDS OF SKEET WITHOUT GETTING RAINED OUT, THE WEATHER HAS ACTUALLY BEEN PLEASANT FOR THE THREE WEEKS, UNLIKE PAST LEAGUES WHEN WE FRIED AND COULDN'T SEE THE HIGH HOUSE BIRDS ON 7 & 8. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY SEE LOTS OF COPPERHEADS THIS SPRING; I'VE SEEN NO SNAKES AT ALL EXCEPT A NICE BIG BLACK SNAKE WHEN I MOWED THE OBSTACLE COURSE. TEE, YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING COMPOSITE ON YOUR DECK, WE HAVE HAD IT ON THE FRONT PORCH/DECK FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND ARE VERY PLEASED WITH IT.
Posted on: 2018/5/16 13:18
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GOOD MORNING, GURUS---
Posted on: 2018/5/16 13:06
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Re: Daily Chat Tuesday 05.15.18 |
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IT'S A DRIPPY MORNING IN THE NATIONS, THERE'S AN INCH AND A HALF IN THE RAIN GAUGE. DON'T KNOW IF SKEET WILL GET RAINED OUT THIS EVENING OR NOT. GOT TO MAKE A RUN TO MUSKOGEE FOR BIRD FEED, TUESDAY IS VETERAN DISCOUNT DAY AT THE FARM STORE :-) I TOO MAY LEAVE HARVEY AT HOME AS EVERYTHING IS WET. IN MY CASE IT'S BECAUSE I HATE WASHING CARS; THE BENDING AND REACHING IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE PAINFUL. "It's all right to fix the world, but you better get your own smokehouse full of meat first." WILL ROGERS
Posted on: 2018/5/15 13:18
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Re: Daily Chat 05.14.18 |
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A SUNNY 74 ON THE FRONT PORCH AM GRISHEIM, A BIT BREEZY. MAY RAIN TOMORROW THEY SAY. IT'S AUTO-ROTATION DAY, HARVEY THE '87 WILL BE IN THE READY RACK. #1 GRANDSON'S MOTHERS DAY BASH WENT WELL, AT A HIGH-DOLLAR, QUITE PRETENTIOUS STEAK HOUSE IN TULSA. SCADS OF UNIFORMED SERVITORS SCURRYING AROUND LIKE PISANTS GOING TO WAR :-) FOOD WAS GOOD THOUGH. ELEVEN MOUTHS TO FEED, I WAS WONDERING ABOUT GS PAYING FOR ALL THAT POSH, BUT APPARENTLY DOCTOR DADDY PICKED UP THE TAB. #3 GRANDSON'S MEXICANA GIRLFRIEND WAS THERE, SHE SEEMS NICE. DROVE UP FROM HOUSTON FOR A VISIT. THIS SEEMS SERIOUS. THE #1 DAUGHTER & SIL LIKE HER, LIKE HER FAMILY. SHE AND DARLING WIFE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON: SHOE OBSESSION :-0
Posted on: 2018/5/14 13:25
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THE CHEROKEES ARE BASKING IN THE SUNSHINE, WITH A GOOD BREEZE TO MAKE IT COMFORTABLE.
WE GO TO TULSA THIS EVENING FOR #1 GRANDSON'S BIG MOTHERS DAY TO-DO. DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT--- WE SHALL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE.
Posted on: 2018/5/13 16:58
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NAPUS MAXIMUS---I LOVE IT!
Posted on: 2018/5/13 0:14
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Re: 12 MAY 18 |
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HAZY, MILD, AND BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, NOTHING MUCH ON THE AGENDA TODAY. GOT TO GET SOME FLOWERS FOR MOTHERS DAY & HIDE THEM OUT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING. I'VE HAD THE TOP DOWN ON THE "TOMATO" ALL WEEK, THIS IS THE KIND OF WEATHER I LIKE :-)
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GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY---
Posted on: 2018/5/12 13:16
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Re: 'LEBEN MAY 18 |
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GOT THE REST OF THE OBSTACLE COURSE MOWED YESTERDAY, NEED TO WEED-EAT BUT DREAD IT. GOT TO MAKE A RUN TO WALLY-WORLD, CAT FOOD IS RUNNING LOW AND DW HAS STUFF SHE WANTS TO GET. ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE, GURUS.
Posted on: 2018/5/11 13:29
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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING, SUNNY COOL, BREEZY, I COULD SURE GET USED TO THIS.
Posted on: 2018/5/11 13:23
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Re: 10 May 2018 |
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AND IN CALIFORNIA THE STATE SUPREME COURT HAS BANNED ATTORNEYS FROM SCREWING THEIR CLIENTS. SOUNDS LIKE A STEP FORWARD TO ME ;-)
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Re: 10 May 2018 |
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SUNNY,MILD, AND BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES COULD GET USED TO THIS. THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 86, MORE SPRING LIKE THAN THE LAST FEW DAYS. WAS GOING TO MOW THE EAST HALF OF THE YARD YESTERDAY EVENING, BUT DW SET US UP TO GO OUT AND EAT WITH SOME FRIENDS. I'VE MENTIONED THEM BEFORE, THE LADY IS SINKING INTO DEMENTIA AND IT IS SO SAD TO SEE. HER HUSBAND IS CARING FOR HER AND IS SHOWING THE STRAIN. GUESS I'LL MOW TODAY, I'M OUT OF EXCUSES :-)
Posted on: 2018/5/10 13:04
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Re: May 9 2018 |
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IS IT TRUE THAT ANTHONY WIENER HAS BEEN APPOINTED SPECIAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE THE NEW YORK STATE ADJUNCT GENERAL ;-)
Posted on: 2018/5/10 0:47
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Re: May 9 2018 |
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IT'S ANOTHER TOP-DOWN DAY IN THE NATIONS, 89 THE PREDICTED HIGH.
GOT THE WEST HALF OF THE OBSTACLE COURSE CUT YESTERDAY, THEN SHOT SKEET BADLY. I COULD BARELY HIT THE GROUND, SHOT GREAT GAPING HOLES IN THE SKY WHILE THE CLAYS FLEW ON WITHOUT A CARE :-0 GOT OVER TO TAHLEQUAH FOR A HAIRCUT THIS MORNING, I COULD RE-MOW THE EAST HALF TODAY, WHICH HAS ALREADY GROWN UP AGAIN. OR THEN ON SECOND THOUGHT--- TEE, DON'T FEEL BAD, MY GIRLS ARE 50 AND 34. SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE. #1 GRANDSON IS COOKING UP SOME KIND OF BIG MOTHERS DAY TO-DO. I THINK DEALING WITH GRANDDAUGHTER-IN-LAW-TO-BE'S FAMILY HAS MADE HIM APPRECIATE HIS OWN :-)
Posted on: 2018/5/9 14:29
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Re: 8th of May 2018 |
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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN THE NATIONS, SUNNY, COOL, AND CALM. TOOK THE BUMBLEBEE IN FOR SOME MINOR FIXES I HAD BEEN PUTTING OFF, THE "BROKEN WINDOW" THEORY APPLIES TO THESE OLD CARS, I FIND. GOT TO MOW THE WEEDS TODAY, AND WE SHOOT SKEET THIS EVENING, THERE WILL BE A NAP IN THE MIX SOMEWHERE. MARCUS, THE SIXTH AND SEVENTH GOT RUN TOGETHER SOMEHOW, MATTHEW CLAIMS CREDIT FOR IT :-)
Posted on: 2018/5/8 13:27
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CONDOLENCES. DENTISTS HAVE ALWAYS SCARED HELL OUT OF ME; THANK GOD I HAVE GOOD TEETH AND DON'T HAVE TO FACE THEM VERY OFTEN. THIS WAS A DAY OF CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS. GOT STUFF DONE, BUT NEVER SEQUENTIALLY. HAD LUNCH AT A JAP PLACE IN TULSA, IT WAS QUITE GOOD. GOT THE MOWER BACK AND THE BLADES GO ROUND AND ROUND NOW. HIT 90 TODAY, LOOKS LIKE WE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO SUMMER WITHOUT ALL THIS SILLY SPRING STUFF.
Posted on: 2018/5/7 23:43
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, SEEMS LIKE SPRING. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE. DARLING WIFE'S HEN PARTY IS TODAY, I MUST SOON DISAPPEAR. BUT FIRST, BACON & EGGS TO FUEL MY FLIGHT--- JUST REMEMBERED, I CAN'T GO TILL THEY PICK UP THE MOWER. COMPLICATIONS.
Posted on: 2018/5/7 13:14
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DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE ONE OF THESE?
Posted on: 2018/5/7 13:08
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DIAS, DIAS, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DIAS. GOOD GOD, Y'ALL, WHAT AN ERROR ;-)
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING. NOTHING OF INTEREST THE FLEA MARKET, TEE. IT'S OUTDOOR BUT THE NEW OPERATORS ARE BUILDING BOOTHS AND COUNTERS AND SUCH. MAKES ME WONDER IF THEY ARE FIXING TO PRICE THEIR VENDORS OUT OF THE MARKET. AND IT ACTUALLY MAKES IT HARDER TO PERUSE THE OFFERINGS. GOT MY MOWER BACK YESTERDAY, TRIED IT OUT AND FOUND THAT THE BLADES WERE NOT ENGAGING. IMPROPER REASSEMBLY, I GUESS. TOLD THEM TO "LICK THEIR CALF OVER". THEY WILL PICK IT UP (AGAIN) MONDAY. THIS HAS BECOME A TOTAL PIA :-|
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BUENOS DIOS, Y'ALL---
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED. THINK I'LL HIT THE FLEA MARKETS TODAY, SHOULD BE A GOOD TURNOUT WITH THE SUN SHINING. ENJOY YOUR CRUSE TOMMY.
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CLOUDY AND MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, NEARLY THREE INCHES IN THE RAIN GAUGE FROM YESTERDAY AND THE LACK OF TORNADOES IN OKLAHOMA HAS BEN ALLEVIATED. DARLING WIFE HAS INITIATED A HOUSE CLEANING CAMPAIGN IN PREPARATION FOR A MEETING OF HER FEMALE SUPREMACY COVEN ON MONDAY. I SHALL E&E THE AO ;-)
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IT'S RAINING ON THE CHEROKEES, AND ALL THE OTHER OKIE IN'DNS BOTH CIVILIZED AND WILD. THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING SOME OUT WEST WHERE IT IS REALLY NEEDED. INCH AND A HALF HERE SO FAR AND MORE ON THE WAY. LOOKS LIKE A TWO NAP DAY FO' SHO'. BEEN READING FLAVIUS JOSEPHUS' "JEWISH ANTIQUITIES". SO FAR IT'S JUST A REPEAT OF THE OLD TESTAMENT, MAYBE IT WILL COVER SOME NEW GROUND LATER ON.
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CLOUDY, MILD, AND BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MORE RAIN TONIGHT THEY SAY. THE CHEROKEES THINK THIS IS MORE LIKE A NORMAL SPRING.
SKEET WENT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED YESTERDAY EVENING. GUESS MUSCLE MEMORY STILL WORKS OK, UNLIKE BRAIN MEMORY ;-) EVEN THE HOTSHOTS WERE MISSING A LOT, IT WAS QUITE WINDY, WHICH DOESN’T BOTHER ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES THE COMPETITION TYPES. IT ALWAYS TICKLES ME WHEN THE GUYS WITH THE HIGH-DOLLAR TARGET GUNS, ADJUSTABLE BUTT PLATES, ADJUSTABLE COMBS, EXTENDED CHOKE TUBES, PORTED BARRELS AND ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES DON’T SHOOT ANY BETTER THAN I DO WITH MY OLD VALMET BIRD GUN. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY. TOO BAD ABOUT THE LAWNMOWER--- GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT GIN POLES ARE. Attach file: GUNCONTROL.jpg (53.88 KB)
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MERRY BELTANE TO ALL. CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. I DON'T FEEL AS STOVE UP AS I EXPECTED TO, WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF BED UNAIDED. NOT A GIN DRINKER MARCUS, I'M A BOURBON MAN. GIN POLES IS A CONSTRUCTION TERM FOR AN A-FRAME OR TRIPOD USED TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS. IT MAY BE OBSOLETE NOW, JUST LIKE ME :-) SKEET LEAGUE STARTS THIS EVENING. AS I HAVE NOT FIRED A SHOTGUN SINCE LAST SEPTEMBER IT WILL LIKELY BE AN EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE. GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY, ARRANGE SOME MINOR COSMETIC FIXES ON THE BUMBLEBEE, DOOR LOCK PROBLEM. ALWAYS FORWARD, GURUS---
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BUSY DAY, COON TRANSPLANT, AUTO ROTATION, AND THEN I FINISHED TRIMMING, PILLED UP ON ASPIRIN AND TOOK A NAP. THEN STARTED CUTTING THE YARD, DIDN'T EVEN GET HALF DONE WHEN THE MOWER BROKE DOWN AND I HAD TO HAVE IT HAULED IN FOR REPAIR. I FEEL SO STOVE UP I DREAD GETTING UP IN THE MORNING. IT MAY TAKE GIN POLES AND A WINCH TO GET ME OUT OF BED. IT'S BEEN VERY COLORFUL AROUND THE FEEDERS, WITH THE USUAL MOB OF GOLDFINCHES, INDIGO BUNTINGS, CARDINALS, ROSE BREASTED GROSBEAKS, AND BALTIMORE OREOS. THE GROSBEAKS HAVE BEEN SEEN BEFORE, BUT SELDOM. NOW THERE IS A SMALL FLOCK OF THEM. THE OREOS I HAVE NEVER SEEN HERE IN 18 YEARS. NOW THERE MUST BE A HALF DOZEN OR MORE. ANOTHER MANIFESTATION OF AN UNUSUAL SPRING, ALONG WITH COOLER WEATHER FLUCTUATIONS AND NO TORNADOES.
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SUNNY, BREEZY, AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. ANOTHER COON HAS CROSSED THE NEOSHO :-). IT'S ABOUT 12 ROAD MILES TO MY DROP OFF POINT ACROSS THE RIVER, CLOSE TO A PUBLIC CAMP GROUND. A LITTLE MORE WILDLIFE DIVERSITY FOR THE CAMPERS. NONE HAVE EVER RETURNED AS FAR AS I KNOW, ALTHOUGH ONE DID GIVE ME PAUSE. IT WAS CURLED UP ASLEEP IN THE TRAP, JUST LOOKED UP AND YAWNED WHEN I LOADED THE TRAP IN THE TRUCK, AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP. WHEN I OPENED IT UP AT THE DISMOUNT POINT IT STOOD UP, STRETCHED, HOPPED OFF THE TAILGATE AND AMBLED OFF INTO THE BUSHES IN NO PARTICULAR HURRY. THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT IT'S FIRST RODEO. THE AGGRESSIVE AND VICIOUS ONES I JUST SHOOT AND BE DONE WITH.
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YOU'RE EXPECTING THE BOAT TO SINK?
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HERE IN THE IND'N NATIONS, WHERE IT IS 29 APRIL, THE SUN IS SHINING, IT'S COOL AND BREEZY. LOOKS LIKE A NICE DAY COMING UP. TODAY'S BIG QUESTION: TO MOW OR NOT TO MOW. THE PLACE IS LOOKING AWFUL RAGGEDY, BUT I'LL HAVE TO DO A FOOT RECON OF THE BOGGY SPOTS BEFORE I DECIDE. TODAY'S WIND AND SUNSHINE SHOULD DRY THINGS OUT A BIT MORE AND THERE IS ALWAYS TOMORROW ;-) AN EMPTY TRAP AGAIN, THE EVIL COON IS ETHER TRAP WISE OR WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH. I HAVE TO BAIT THE TRAP WITH BIRDSEED TO KEEP FROM CATCHING BRAVECAT AND THE ASSORTED VOLUNTEER FELINES THAT PATROL THE AREA. THEY KEEP THE SNAKES UNDER CONTROL. I'LL SET IT AGAIN TONIGHT AND WE SHALL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE.
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19 APR? LIVING IN THE PAST TOM?
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REMINDS ME OF THE YEAR I KILLED MY FIRST DOVE OF THE SEASON WITH THE TRUCK, ON THE WAY TO MY HUNTING SPOT :-) FOUND COON TRACKS IN A CHAIR ON THE FRONT PORCH; THEY'RE OUT THERE. TRAP WILL BE SET AGAIN TONIGHT.
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CLOTHES-LINED THAT SOB, WAY TO GO FOLKS!!! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN THE NATIONS, SUNNY AND COOL. I'M ALL FAST-BROKEN AND CUT A FEW UNWANTED ITEMS IN THE FLOWER BEDS. NOTHING IN THE TRAP THIS MORNING; I'LL TRY AGAIN TONIGHT. DARLING WIFE WILL BE HOME THIS AFTERNOON, JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING USED TO THE SILENCE ;-)
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A VERY NICE DAY HERE, GOT A LITTLE WINDY THIS AFTERNOON. HAD PRIME RIB FOR SUPPER AT THE "PEPERJACK", VERY GOOD. THE HUMMING BIRDS HAVE RETURNED, ALL MALES SO FAR. THEY ARE THE FIRST TO GO SOUTH AND APPARENTLY THE FIRST TO COME NORTH. THE POND IS BRIM FULL AND RUNNING OVER AND THE BARN PHOEBE'S CHICKS ARE FLEDGING, THEY'LL FLY THE NEST SOON. THERE MAY BE A RESUMPTION OF THE COON WARS. TWO FINCH FEEDERS WERE TAKEN DOWN LAST NIGHT; I'LL SET A TRAP TONIGHT AND SEE WHAT TURNS UP. THE BIG NEWS IS THERE HAVE BEEN NO TORNADOES IN OKLAHOMA THIS YEAR. AN UNUSUAL SPRING INDEED.
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SUNNY, COOL, AND CALM IN THE NATIONS, "OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING---" THE CHEROKEES HAVE A GREAT BIG GRIN.
NOTHING IN PARTICULAR ON THE AGENDA, BREAKFAST AT THE WHEELHOUSE AND THEN ???. MUCH AS I OPPOSE THE IDEA OF MOWING IN APRIL, IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. SUCH A SHAME IT'S TOO WET TODAY, THE MOWER MIGHT BOG DOWN :-) IT MAY NOT DRY OUT BEFORE MAY--- PROCRASTINATION IS HOW YOU DETERMINE WHAT REALLY, REALLY HAS TO BE DONE.
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, AN ALL DAY DRIZZLE YESTERDAY PUT A QUARTER INCH IN THE RAIN GAUGE AND ME INTO SUSPENDED ANIMATION. THE CHEROKEES DEMAND MORE SUNSHINE :-)
I AM TOTALLY DISGUSTED WITH GOVERNMENT BY LAWSUIT, POLITICAL PERSECUTORS, AND THE NON-ELECTED JUDICIARY. HOW IN HELL CAN ANYONE OTHER THAN A POLITICAL HACK SAY THAT AN EXECUTIVE BRANCH ADMINISTRATIVE DECISION CAN NOT BE OVERTURNED BY ANOTHER ADMINISTRATIVE DECISION? "PENUMBRAS" AND "EMANATIONS"? WHAT CRAP! JACK CADE WAS RIGHT ;-)
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AND PENN STATE HAS DECLARED THE OUTDOORS TOO DANGEROUS FOR STUDENT OUTDOOR CLUB ACTIVITIES. THE SNOWFLAKES MIGHT MELT?
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, THE CHEROKEES ARE WAITING FOR THE RAIN. NOTHING IN PARTICULAR ON THE AGENDA TODAY, MAY GO PRICE SOME AUTO DETAILING. THE BENDING AND REACHING INVOLVED IN CAR CARE IS GETTING MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME BUT I LIKE TO KEEP THEM LOOKING PRESENTABLE. MAYBE I CAN HIRE IT OUT. BEST WISHES FOR MRS. MIKE!
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN THE NATIONS, SUNNY, COOL, AND CALM. THE CHEROKEES ARE LOVING IT. DARLING WIFE ON GRANDMA DUTY IN OKC WITH #7 GRANDSON AND I'M BATCHING IT. I MAY BE FORCED TO BREAKFAST AT IHOP TODAY, WILL HAVE TO DECIDE BETWEEN CHICKEN-FRIED STEAK AND SIRLOIN TIPS W/ONIONS AND MUSHROOMS TO GO WITH MY EGGS. LIFE IS FILLED WITH UNCERTAINTY :-) REMEMBER YOUR REGIMENT AND FOLLOW YOUR OFFICERS, GURUS.
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WE'RE STILL HERE. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PAY THOSE BILLS AFTER ALL---
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SO GLAD I'M IN OKLAHOMA, WE'RE ALWAYS 20 YEARS BEHIND TIMES; THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST SOL :-) IT'S CLOUDY AND COOL, INCH AND A HALF IN THE RAIN GAUGE. OUR RAINFALL HAS BEEN ABOUT NORMAL FOR SPRING IN THE NATIONS, IT'S THE TEMPERATURE THAT'S BEEN WACKY. NICE TRIP YESTERDAY, THE LITTLE GIRLS SLEPT MOST OF THE WAY OVER, CHATTERED MOST OF THE WAY BACK. DROVE #1 DAUGHTERS NEW FORERUNNER, IT HANDLED PRETTY WELL, BUT WAS GROSSLY UNDER POWERED.
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OFF ON A DRIPPY DRIVE TO FAYETTEVILLE, #1 DAUGHTER AND THE TWO LITTLE GIRLS GOING WITH US. SILENCE WILL NOT BE---
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YEAH, SPRING IS DEFINITELY HERE, SAW A ROSE-BREASTED GROSBEAK AND AN INDIGO BUNTING YESTERDAY, ALSO PULLED OFF THE FIRST TICK OF 2018 :-(
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, HAD A FEW DROPS OF RAIN LAST NIGHT, MORE ON THE WAY. THE BURNING AREAS OUT WEST FINALLY GOT SOME ALREADY. THEY NEEDED IT BAD. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY; TOMORROW WE GO TO FAYETTEVILLE FOR #6 GRANDSON'S BAPTISM. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING THE TOPLESS TOMATO BUT IT'S GOING TO RAIN, SO IT'LL BE A PICKUMUP TRUCK TRIP. I SEE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST WASHINGTON POST HAS DECLARED "Jeff Sessions told the White House last weekend that he would quit if President Donald Trump fired Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein---" WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, TRUMP CAN REPLACE HIM WITH SHERIFF JOE. THAT SHOULD RAISE THE PISS & MOAN INDEX AN ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL. AND YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY HIGHER :-)
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COWBOYS FOREVER, OU TEA SIPPERS NU'MA TEN, GI :-)
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COLD AND CLOUDING UP IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, RAIN PREDICTED FOR TONIGHT AND THE WEEKEND. MAYBE SOME WILL SLOUGH OFF OVER TO THE WEST WHERE THEY NEED IT. GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY, DOG FOOD TO PICK UP, LIGHT BULBS TO BUY, A GIFT TO LOOK FOR (#1 DIL BD), AND A TAG RENEWAL FOR HARVEY THE '87. THAT WILL BE $27.50. MARCUS, YOU SHOULD LIVE IN OKLAHOMA :-) ALLONS, GURUS.
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