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Re: Thorough Thursday 09.07.17
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MISSED THE NOTE ON SUE'S BD. SHAME ON ME. HIPPO BIRDIE TWO SUE :-)

GOT AMBITIOUS, FIRED UP THE POLE-SAW AND CUT DOWN THE LOW HANGING LIMBS OVER THE DRIVEWAY. HAD TO TAKE THE TOMATO OUT OF THE BARN SO I COULD GET THE ARGO OUT AND DRAG OFF THE LIMBS. I HAD LEFT THE TOP DOWN SO DARLING WIFE AND I DROVE OVER TO TENKILLER LAKE AND HAD SUPPER AT "SODAS STEVE'S" BURGER JOINT AT FIN AND FEATHER RESORT. NICE DRIVE & WORLD CLASS ONION RINGS.

Posted on: 2017/9/8 2:34
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Re: Thorough Thursday 09.07.17
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SUNNY, CALM, AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES THOROUGHLY APPROVE OF THIS WEATHER. I WONDER IF WE WILL GET A FREEZE IN OCTOBER :-0

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY.

TOMMY, IT'S GOOD YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO PREPARE TO HUNKER DOWN. HOW BIG IS YOUR GENERATOR?

Posted on: 2017/9/7 13:18
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Re: Wishy Washy Wednesday 09.06.17
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WHAT A NICE DAY! DON'T THINK IT GOT ABOVE 75, LOW HUMIDITY, LIGHT BREEZE AND NO SWEAT MOWING.

DARLING WIFE GOT BUSY IN THE KITCHEN AND WE HAD DOVE & MUSHROOMS OVER RICE WITH ORANGE MARMALADE. YUM. THINK I'LL TOP IT OFF WITH SOME ELDERLY WELLER'S ON THE ROCKS. LIFE IS GOOD.

MARCUS, I'VE LISTED YOUR NAME WITH AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL.

Posted on: 2017/9/7 0:51
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Re: Wishy Washy Wednesday 09.06.17
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CLEAR AND COOL THIS MORNING IN THE NATIONS, VERY MUCH LIKE OCTOBER. GUESS I'LL MOW THE OBSTACLE COURSE TODAY.

TOMMY THAT'S QUITE A TRANSFORMATION---

TEE, I THINK IT'S JUST ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A GOOD TRIGGER PULL ON A DOUBLE-ACTION PISTOL. ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE THE 1911 :-) A DOUBLE-ACTION REVOLVER CAN BE MADE TO HAVE A DECENT SINGLE ACTION TRIGGER THOUGH.

Posted on: 2017/9/6 12:31
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Re: Are you ready? Tuesday 09.05.17
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We had a good time shooting. Father Rene had a good time shooting his new Walther 22. Had a hard time getting him to shoot my 9 or 45. He did shoot a 380 "Too Strong" (in his Filipino English). "I need to buy some more bullets. When can we go out again?" Were his last comments, before dropping him off.


P-22? THEY ARE NEAT LITTLE GUNS AND QUITE ACCURATE.

Posted on: 2017/9/6 0:41
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Re: Just joined after I got my first Corvette
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Welcome to Corvette Guru! Like Matt said, join us in the daily chat.


DO JOIN US; IN OFF TOPIC YOU WILL FIND AMUSING, COGENT, AND THOUGHT PROVOKING DISCUSSION.

BUT NOT ALWAYS.

Posted on: 2017/9/5 13:16
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Re: Are you ready? Tuesday 09.05.17
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NEIGHBOR'S NEW CAR:


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Posted on: 2017/9/5 13:07
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Re: Are you ready? Tuesday 09.05.17
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LOOKS LIKE A NICE DAY COMING UP, 80 FOR THE HIGH THEY SAY. NOTHING BUT A COUPLE OF ERRANDS TO RUN ON TODAY'S AGENDA.

TOMMY I HOPE IRMA STANDS YOU UP AND LEAVES YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT USELESS PREPARATIONS :-)

I NEED TO CRANK UP THE POLE SAW AND TAKE DOWN SOME LOW HANGING TREE LIMBS, BUT I THINK I'LL WAIT AS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COOLER LATER IN THE WEEK.

Posted on: 2017/9/5 13:05
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Re: Labor Day Chat 09.04.17
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AND HERE'S THE KEY TO LONG LIFE :-0


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Posted on: 2017/9/4 23:26
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Re: Labor Day Chat 09.04.17
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SUNNY AND A LITTLE STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, TIME TO CLEAN UP AND PUT AWAY.

HUNT WAS FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED, MY ONLY WATER HOLE THAT LOOKED PASSABLE TURNED OUT TO BE IN A FLIGHT PATH SO WE GOT PLENTY OF SHOOTING IN. THE MOST REMARKABLE THING WAS THE WEATHER. IT WAS THE ONLY OPENING DAY HUNT I CAN REMEMBER WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT. SATURDAY MORNING IT WAS 63 AND THE WIND WAS BLOWING;(IN WESTERN OKLAHOMA THE WIND IS ALWAYS BLOWING)MY LIGHT WEIGHT CAMMIES WERE RATHER INADEQUATE.

WHEN WE WENT OUT SATURDAY MORNING WE FOUND COUSIN LARRY'S YOUNG ANGUS BULL OUT IN THE ROAD. WE TRIED TO HAZE HIM BACK THROUGH THE GATE BUT HE CHOSE TO JUMP THE FENCE INTO THE PASTURE. HOWEVER---

IT WASN'T LARRY'S BULL, BUT A FENCE JUMPING TOURIST BELONGING TO A NEIGHBOR :-)

Posted on: 2017/9/4 12:31
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1 SEPTEMBER 17
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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"---
OFF TO THE WILD WEST.

Posted on: 2017/9/1 13:12
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Re: Last day of August 2017
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http://www.freeinquirer.com/jonesboro ... ord-worlds-longest-penis/


TRANSPLANT SURGERY---SOMEWHERE THERE IS A VERY DISAPPOINTED DONKEY.

Posted on: 2017/8/31 16:59
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Re: Last day of August 2017
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Dove's are hard to hit......they fly fast.....


DOVES ARE GOD'S GIFT TO THE AMMO MAKERS. A GOOD WINGSHOT CAN GET HIS 15 WITH ONE BOX OF SHELLS, TAKES ME A "FEW" MORE.

SO NICE THIS MORNING, DW & I DROVE TOPLESS TO IHOP IN MUSKOGEE FOR BREAKFAST. THE CAR WAS TOPLESS, THAT IS :-) PERFECT CONVERTIBLE WEATHER MADE ME DRIVE THE TOMATO OUT OF SEQUENCE THIS WEEK. HOPE HARVEY DOESN'T GET PISSED---

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Re: Last day of August 2017
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES ARE SMILING.

GOT EVERYTHING TOGETHER FOR THE WESTERN EXPEDITION, I'LL COMBAT LOAD THE TRUCK THIS EVENING AND LITE OUT TOMORROW MORNING. A COUPLE OF HUNDRED ROUNDS OF 12 GAGE SHOULD DO---

Posted on: 2017/8/31 12:54
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Re: Wednesday Chat in the year 2017
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THE MEDIA IS GROPING FOR A WAY TO BLAME TRUMP FOR HARVEY THE WAY THEY BLAMED BUSH FOR KATRINA. IT SEEMS MELANIA'S HIGH HEEL SHOES MAY HAVE CAUSED ENORMOUS DAMAGE---

Posted on: 2017/8/30 16:33
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Re: Wednesday Chat in the year 2017
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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL FALL MORNING AT THE END OF AUGUST. W-T-F, OVER?

TODAY'S TASK: GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER AND READY TO LOAD UP AND HIT THE ROAD WEST FOR DOVE SEASON. THE WEATHER SEEMS TO BE COOPERATING SO IT SHOULDN'T BE A COMPLETE BUST.

GOT A SUMMONS FOR JURY DUTY. IF YOU ARE OVER 70 YOU CAN BEG OFF, SO I DID. WITH MY LOUSY HEARING AND FADING SHORT TERM MEMORY I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD WANT ME ON THEIR JURY :-0

Posted on: 2017/8/30 13:50
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Re: Wednesday Chat in the year 2017
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VB I have heard that insurance was once very good but since then not so much.......


I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE. I HAVE BEEN WITH USAA FOR 50 SOME YEARS AND THEY AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE. THEY HAVE GOT TOO BIG. THAT SAID, WE HAVE GENERALLY HAD GOOD RESULTS ON OUR CLAIMS.

THEY ARE THE ONES THAT PAID ME $5K MORE THAN IT COST TO FIX MY '95. SEEMS SOME OF THEIR CONTRACT APPEASERS/ADJUSTERS ARE SADLY WANTING, AT LEAST IN THE AUTOMOTIVE LINE.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 08.29.17
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"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING---"
SUNNY AND COOL, FEELS LIKE OCTOBER. THIS HAS BEEN THE DAMNEDEST AUGUST I CAN REMEMBER. THE CHEROKEES ARE IN FAVOR OF CONTINUING THIS WEATHER INDEFINITELY. PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THE GRASS JUST KEEPS GROWING, AND I JUST KEEP MOWING.

Posted on: 2017/8/29 13:02
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Re: Monday 08.28.17
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IT WAS SO NICE THIS AFTERNOON WE PUT THE TOP DOWN ON THE TOMATO AND DROVE OVER TO SEQUOYA STATE PARK AND HAD SUPPER AT THE LODGE. NICE DRIVE AND ADEQUATE MEAL, IT'S A VERY NICE LAKESIDE PARK.

IT USED TO BE CALLED WESTERN HILLS, WHICH WAS KIND OF ODD AS THIS IS EASTERN OKLAHOMA. THEY FINALLY WISED UP AND RENAMED IT IN HONOR OF THE CREATOR OF THE CHEROKEE ALPHABET. FAR AS I KNOW THEY ARE THE ONLY TRIBE WITH THEIR OWN WRITTEN LANGUAGE.

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Re: Monday 08.28.17
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THAT'S A FINE LOOKING PUP, TOMMY.

IT'S A NICE MORNING IN THE NATIONS, NOT QUITE AS COOL AND THE HUMIDITY IS COMING BACK, BUT STILL REALLY GREAT FOR THE END OF AUGUST.

GOT TWO APPRENTICE BARN CATS INSTALLED IN THE BARN, UN-SOCIALIZED KITTENS, MAYBE THEY WILL BE CONTENT IN THE BARN AND ASPIRE TO HOUSECAT STATUS.

Posted on: 2017/8/28 13:02
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Re: SUNDAY AGAIN
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THE GRANDDAUGHTER OCCUPATION IS OVER. THE GIRLS HAD A GOOD TIME. GRANDMA IS EXHAUSTED. I HAVE PUT MY HEARING AIDS BACK IN. BRAVECAT IS NO LONGER AFRAID TO COME IN THE HOUSE.

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Re: Heater Core Removal and Replacement - 1989
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LUCKY YOU JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS, MATTHEW.

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Re: SUNDAY AGAIN
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IN MUSKOGEE THEY NAMED A CAFE "I DON'T CARE".
THEY SEEM TO GET LOTS OF BUSINESS :-)

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SUNDAY AGAIN
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SUNNY & COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. I COULD GET USED TO THIS---

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Re: SATURDAY MORNING
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THE BROWN DOE AND HER TWINS KEEP HANGING AROUND SO CLOSE I EXPECT THEM TO COME SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR WANTING TO COME IN THE HOUSE.

THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE DELIGHTED WITH THE DEER, OF COURSE. THIS AFTERNOON THERE WAS A FOURTH ONE, LOOKS LIKE A YEARLING DOE.

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Re: SATURDAY MORNING
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THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE STILL ASLEEP AND QUIET REIGNS. THERE'S A SWAP MEET AT THE GUN CLUB, THINK I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK.

Posted on: 2017/8/26 12:41
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SATURDAY MORNING
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ANOTHER FALL MORNING AT THE END OF AUGUST. THE CHEROKEES ARE LOVING IT.

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Re: It's FRIDAY chat 8-25-2017
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GRISHEIM IS FULL OF LITTLE GIRLS, ABOUT 3000 BY THE SOUND OF IT. THE CHATTER FACTOR IS STRATOSPHERIC.
GOOD THING I'VE GOT HEARING AIDS TO TAKE OUT :-)

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Re: Photos From Friday at Corvettes at Carlisle 2017
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SO MANY CORVETTES; SO LITTLE MONEY :-0

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Re: It's FRIDAY chat 8-25-2017
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MATT MAY IDENTIFY---

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Re: It's FRIDAY chat 8-25-2017
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65 DEGREES AND LOW HUMIDITY THIS MORNING! AIN'T NO FLIES ON THAT. THE CHEROKEES ARE ENJOYING IT WHILE IT LASTS.
GOT TO GO GET #2 GRANDDAUGHTER THIS AFTERNOON, NEED TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH BAGGAGE SHE'S BRINGING SO I CAN DECIDE WHETHER TO DRIVE THE BUMBLEBEE OR TOMATO.

THE GOVERNMENT WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS IT'S BLUNDERS TO PERFORM:
BEST I CAN TELL, THE UNITED STATES HAS THREE FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, ISRAEL, THE WARRIOR KING OF JORDAN, AND EGYPT. SO THE STATE DEPARTMENT HAS TO PISS OFF THE EGYPTIANS.

MARVELOUS!

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Re: 08/24/17 Thursday Chat
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Re: 08/24/17 Thursday Chat
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Rats,snakes crocs, gators, bears, big cats (cougars) and big or poisonous insects--- I learned a lot about raccoons as well. Ahhh, the country life.


IT'S WONDERFUL. AND IF THEY BECOME A PROBLEM YOU CAN SHOOT THEM. BEATS HELL OUT OF CITY LIVING.


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Re: 08/24/17 Thursday Chat
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"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING"---
SUNNY AND COOL, 67 DEGREES & LOW HUMIDITY, ALMOST LIKE OCTOBER. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED.

NOTICED YESTERDAY THE LAWNMOWER HAS A FLAT TIRE. GETTING THAT OFF & REPAIRED WILL BE TODAY'S MAIN TASK. SEEMS WE'RE HAVING THE THREE LITTLE GIRL-TYPE GRANDCHILDREN HERE THIS WEEKEND.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN, NOISY BUT FUN :-)

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Re: 8/23/2017 Wednesday chat
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NICE HERE ALSO LETTY, 82, LOW HUMIDITY, A LITTLE BREEZE. BEEN SITING ON THE FRONT PORCH WITH A CUP OF COFFEE, WATCHING THE AERIAL COMBAT AROUND THE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER. AGGRESSIVE LITTLE DEVILS :-)

PICKED UP TWO SEMI-WILD KITTENS FOR APPRENTICE BARN CATS, TOOK THEM OVER TO THE VET CLINIC FOR #1 DAUGHTER TO DO THE REQUISITE MODIFICATIONS. MAYBE IF THEY GROW UP IN THE BARN THEY WILL STAY AROUND AND DEFEND THEIR TERRITORY FROM RODENTS.

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Re: 8/23/2017 Wednesday chat
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COOLER THIS MORNING, ANOTHER 3/4 INCH OF RAIN LAST NIGHT. WEATHER FORECAST SUGGESTS A SPELL OF CONVERTIBLE WEATHER COMING UP.

ROBERT LEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BROADCAST A VIRGINIA FOOTBALL GAME. FOLKS, IT'S TIME TO REREAD "1984". EERILY PRESCIENT.

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Re: Tuesday 8-22-2017
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SUNNY, CALM, AND NOT QUITE SO HUMID THIS MORNING. COLD FRONT DUE TODAY, ACCORDING TO THE WEATHER BOFFINS.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER, TOM. THAT'S A BAD WAY TO GO, BUT THE MISERY IS OVER FOR HIM NOW.

I SHOULD WEEDEAT TODAY, BUT I THINK I'LL WAIT FOR THE COLD FRONT :-) IT SHOULD BE HERE BY OCTOBER.

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Re: The Mega Monday Eclipse Chat
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EXCITEMENT AM GRISHEIM!

SHREKS, SCREAMS, BUMPS, THUMPS. BRAVECAT BROUGHT A LIVE, NEARLY GROWN COTTONTAIL IN THE HOUSE WHICH PROMPTLY ESCAPED IN THE COMMOTION CAUSED BY DARLING WIFE. I FINALLY HERDED HIM OUT THE DOOR. THE CAT WAS PISSED. :-0

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Re: The Mega Monday Eclipse Chat
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GOT THE OBSTICLE COURSE MOWED, THAT ECLIPSE SURE DIDN'T PROVIDE MUCH SHADE!

MATT, I DID WELL IN THE WEDDING BUSINESS WITH BOTH MY GIRLS. GOOD LUCK, EARLY TRAINING, AND DARLING WIFE'S PENNY-PINCHING HABITS KEPT THE COST LOW, LOCAL CHURCH WEDDINGS AND RECEPTIONS AT HOME. I FURNISHED THE BAR FOR THE RECEPTIONS AND TOOK CARE OF ALL THE LEFTOVERS. (THE FOOD OF COURSE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING---;-)

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Re: The Mega Monday Eclipse Chat
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ANOTHER STICKY MORNING IN THE NATIONS---
DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT AN ECLIPSE? DOES THAT MEAN I CAN MOW IN THE SHADE? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME.

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Re: AND NOW: SUNDAY
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BACK FROM A L--O--N--G DAY AT THE ISGS. WE TOLD ALL OUR LIES AND JOKES YESTERDAY AND TIME DRAGGED. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN SO POOR A CROWD AT A GUNSHOW. AT LEAST THERE WAS NO HINDU MUSIC---
ONE OF OUR GANG SOLD A COLT SINGLE ACTION ARMY, THE REST SOLD NOTHING AND BOUGHT NOTHING. THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT WAS THE OCCASIONAL OLD SOLDIER WHO WOULD STOP TO SWAP WAR STORIES. THE FIRST LIAR, OF COURSE, NEVER STANDS A CHANCE. :-)

I'LL HAVE TO JOIN THE LAWN MOWING CROWD TOMORROW, THE OBSTACLE COURSE HAS REALLY GOT HIGH AFTER THE RAINS.

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Re: AND NOW: SUNDAY
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BACK TO TULSA THIS MORNING, SURE HOPE THE DOT INDIANS STAY AWAY TODAY.

THE GREAT CONFEDERATE STATUE PURGE REMINDS ME OF A COMMENT BY A FELLOW STUDENT IN A MASTERS PROGRAM. THE DEPARTMENT HEAD WAS A SEMI-SCAM ARTIST OF THE "TOUCHY-FREELY" SCHOOL OF COUNSELING WHO PROCLAIMED HIS DISINTEREST IN CASE HISTORIES. "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE PAST", QUOTETH HE. MY FRIEND NOTED, "WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY A PERSON'S HISTORY, YOU HAVE ROBBED HIM OF HIS PERSONALITY."

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"OH WHAT A MISERABLE MORNING---"
78 DEGREES AT 0530 WITH STEAM BATH HUMIDITY. EXPLETIVE DEPLETED!

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Re: SATURDAY THE 19
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GUNSHOW LIVED DOWN TO MY EXPECTATIONS, EXACERBATED BY THE ?MUSIC? FROM SOME DOT INDIAN PROGRAM DOWN STAIRS. SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE STRANGLING CATS. DON'T KNOW IF ALL HINDU MUSIC IS LIKE THAT, BUT IT HAD ALMOST NO DISCERNIBLE MELODY.
WAS NICE TO SEE THE OLD GANG HOWEVER.

ALL THIS MARRIAGE TALK ON THE FORUM, THESE ELABORATE WEDDINGS ARE A PRIME PIA. ONE OF THE GIRLS I WENT TO HI-SCHOOL WITH HAD AN OLDER SISTER WHO DINGED HER DAD FOR A CECIL B. DEMILL EXTRAVAGANZA. HE LATER TOLD MARY HE WOULD GIVE HER $5000 IF SHE WOULD JUST ELOPE.

I PROPOSED IMMEDIATELY, BUT SHE TURNED ME DOWN :-)

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OFF TO THE "INCREDIBLE SHRINKING GUNSHOW"---

SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER TOM.

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Re: FRIDAY THE 18TH
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SUNNY AND COOLISH IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, A WELCOME CHANGE. WE HAD ANOTHER TWO INCHES OF RAIN HERE WEDNESDAY NIGHT; THE DRIVE WAY TOOK A HIT. I NEED TO DO SOME MAJOR LANDSCAPING. OOOH, THAT NOT BE CHEAP.

I'M OFF TO TULSA TODAY TO SET UP FOR THE "INCREDIBLE SHRINKING GUNSHOW" THIS WEEKEND. I DO NEED TO SELL A TOY OR TWO, MY GUNSHOW STASH HAS BEEN SERIOUSLY DEPLETED.

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GOOD MORNING GURUS---

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Re: Thrusday Chat 08.17.17
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BACK FROM THE WILD WEST. THERE ARE A FAIR NUMBER OF DOVE BUT BADLY SCATTERED AND WATER STANDING EVERYWHERE. THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WILL TELL THE TALE. IF IT STAYS HOT AND DRY WE MAY HAVE A PASSABLE SHOOT; IF IT KEEPS RAINING WE'RE SOL.

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Wow....I just have to not even go near the news......even Fox is getting weird....... very frustrating...... The media pressure on Trump is 10 times more than on any other Pres...... poor guy.......


That's because he's 10 times the pompous ass of any President we've ever had before. Open mouth insert foot syndrome. Obama used to get hammered too but for the opposite reasons.
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NOT SO. OBAMA WAS NEVER SUBJECTED TO THE KIND OF ALL OUT, CONTINUAL, COORDINATED ATTACK BY THE MEDIA THAT TRUMP HAS ENDURED.

THE BIG PICTURE IS TRUMP IS TRYING TO DO WHAT HE WAS ELECTED TO DO. THE PERMANENT POLITICAL CLASS RECOGNIZES THAT HE IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THEIR COMFORT AND PROFITS. THEY HAVE TAKEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO THWART HIS POLICIES AND ATTACK HIS CREDIBILITY. THIS DEGREE OF POLITICAL VILIFICATION HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THIS COUNTRY SINCE THE EARLY 1800'S CONFLICT BETWEEN THE WHIGS AND FEDERALISTS THAT ENDED WITH ANDREW JACKSON BREAKING THE EAST COAST POLITICAL STRANGLE HOLD.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 08.16.17
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ANOTHER INCH AND A QUARTER OF RAIN LAST NIGHT, WE'LL SOON BE STEAMING.
HEADING OUT WEST TODAY ON DOVE RECON, NO GREAT EXPECTATIONS ON MY PART.

THE CURRENT MEDIA HYSTERIA MUST EXCEED ALL PREVIOUS
HISSY-FITS. HOW CAN TRUMP FAIL TO SEE THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL; THAT RIGHT WING CRAZIES ARE EVIL WHILE LEFT WING CRAZIES ARE ANGELIC?

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Re: Duesday Chat 08.15.17
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THE NATIONS ARE WELL HUMIDIFIED THIS MORNING, ICKY-STICKY.
GOT AN EARLY START ON THE ERRANDS, DOG FOOD, WINDSHIELD WIPER BLADES, AND BIRDSEED IN MUSKOGEE. NEXT IS TAHLEQUAH FOR CAT FOOD. WILL THESE DEMANDS NEVER END ? :-)

DUG OUT ALL MY .375 RELOADING STUFF(SOMETIMES BEING A PACKRAT PAYS OFF) SO I CAN MAKE UP SOME AMMO FOR THE NEW CANNON.

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