Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate:

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer : Princess Diana's death.

Question : How come?

Answer :

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel, while riding in a

German car with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

(check a bottle before you challenge the spelling),

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent to me by a Canadian, using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friends, is Globalization!

This is true

Around the world in a lot less than 80 days.