Good morning CGs!

Ahhhh...back to the morning again! It is my day off, so here I am bright and early. I'm watching the rugrat this morning and she already is fussy. Doesn't like the bottle at all so since mom's at work she doesn't want to eat. Oh well. Tried mom's milk and formula and she doesn't want either. Oh well. She goes in the swing to sleep. When she's hungry, she'll eat. Wife doesn't understand that, but oh well.

We'll see how much time I get to work out and tinker with the car today. I had planned on running to the parts store, but I don't see that happening.

What's on everyone else's agenda for today? Any plans?

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

THURSDAY CHAT JOKE OF THE DAY:

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of Many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

PS - Don't forget trivia if you can make it! I'll do my best to be there.

Matthew

Har! Needed a laugh with this lousy market :-P

Good Morning Gurus!

Cute Joke.

Nothing much going on here. Just pretending to do work for the company, but actually working on a freelance project. What are they gonna do, fire me?

Good morning! Not much for me today. Thinking about washing my Firebird, there's a big F-body show at Summit on Sat. Would like to go but I'm sure something will come up. Always does. Have a good day


Joel

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And that's different than any other day, how????

Well, I made it through the day with the baby unscathed. Finally took the bottle (two actually) and a few naps. I got my workout in, cleaned the house a bit, went to the grocery store. Call me Mr. Mom. And my wife complains she can't find time???? I guess it's all in how you budget it. Tomorrow Sammy is taking her first trip to Harbor Freight to learn all about tools. Yeah.

Bump to the top for CORVETTE-GURU TRIVIA later!

Matthew

In honor of Chris:



Matthew

I suppose I should know that movie, but I don't. What is it? I'd like to see more!

Office Space!!!

It's written by Mike Judge, the same guy who did "Beavis and Butthead".

It's hilarious - you really have to see it.

Matthew

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/

Office Space is a classic!!

I even have my very own RED Swingline Stapler!!

Jenifer Aniston!