My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....


took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started ..

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She
is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.' The husband replies,

'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
> She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
> about 3 seconds." I bought her a scale.
>
> And then the fight started.

Try those out, David, and let me know how it works

Lol.

Matthew