Pin a medal on that man's chest. I'd like to shake his hand. I would do the same thing in his shoes...twice on Sunday.

bogus wrote:
BRILLIANT!!!! I want to shake this mans hand and buy him a beer. I want to bask in his shear brilliance.

So well spoken. Someone had to say this.

pianoguy wrote:
Pic a friend of mine took last night of Venus crossing the sun:

BillH wrote:
On, Wisconsin! On, Wisconsin!
Raise her glowing flame
Stand, Fellows, let us now
Salute her name!

teebee wrote:
Steve, they say four to six weeks, I should be back to "normal".

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"Normal" is overrated ;-)

Normal will get you banned from Guru.

Ultraman wrote:
Millions of folks parked in their big chairs who point and click can't imagine what it is like to have to get up and change the channel dial to one of the three channels you get. Thanks Eugene.....godspeed!

pianoguy wrote:
Plus it is a horrible user interface. That, and it is destroying the English language.

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I'm meeting one of my students this morning for some off track instruction.

Glad you have students willing to take the time to teach you somethinhg.

Yea, this one's gonna show me how fast his Miata is.

BillH wrote:
1. put your beer on the floor

2. get off the couch

3. bend down and pick up the beer

4. if you can't reach the beer......buy some tall boys.

TommyT-Bone wrote:
10:00 PM was about the time I used to get ready to go out. Now it's about the time for "Lights out!" How much sleep does a guru average? For me it's around 7 hours. 11:00 PM to 06:00 AM. That's what I need if I want to function properly.

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Hope you feel better, Tom

bogus wrote:
omg. What a disaster... the cube of Busch Beer say's a lot, tho.

Ultraman wrote:
Big time prayers your way today Alan.......and everyday till you get this thing fixed......

BillH wrote:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's....................


Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.

Ultraman wrote:
The taxpayer.....that is someone who works for the fedral government but doesn't have to take the civil service exam...

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.....

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession....I have learned that it bears a striking resemblence to the first....

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so....

Ronald Reagan...

Ultraman wrote:
Looks good Kid.......it's time to roll......

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No apology needed. No doubt she has talent.

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Like I said - Hooter's slut.

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I was once again tasked with sorting through multiple pictures of women an various stages of undress and in a vast array of suggestive poses to find a few suitible for posting in HCF. Hope y'all can dig up a few more.

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BillH wrote:
"When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe ." -- Thomas Jefferson
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
-- Thomas Jefferson
"It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
"-- Thomas Jefferson
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -- Thomas Jefferson
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." -- Thomas Jefferson
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
"To compel a man to subsidize, with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."

Amazing.....Amen Brother....preach it.....!!!

pianoguy wrote:
In this New Year, February 2, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog.

Ultraman wrote:
Unless more folks are pissed then I think they are I don't see anyone we have come up with that will beat Obama in Nov.