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Who said Jobs doesn't have a sense of humour. Time for
some more Kool-Aid. Jim
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Jesus Christ, sorry Brian I was just talking to someone about hooking his computer to the TV and for some reason I just continued on with you. Man this is going to be a long day
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No Brian Blue Ray are not 4:3. They do come in a different
aspect ratios though. You need to match your TV's native resolution to your computers. Your TV manual should have this spec. Jim
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Still gotta love Lou Gramm
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That's a damn fine collection Tommy.
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Nice Ron. Obviously you're not worried about the weather driving it back to Michigan. Good luck and post some pics
when you get her. Jim
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And now I've heard everything.
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I've been to many a Halloween party in my day, and I have never seen anything even close to them. :tongue3:
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Congrats Curtis, just keep them coming
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If you're not an art connoisseur, it looks a lot like a bunch of squiggly lines on a page. But to an expert, it's a stunning find - an original Jackson Pollock, an American painter and an artist considered a master of abstract expressionism.
How this painting came to be on display and up for sale in a local Toronto gallery is the stuff of legend. You may remember the unbelievable story surrounding a woman named Teri Horton, a retired truck driver who loved to frequent thrift shops around North America. When she entered one of them in California in the 1990s, she spotted a picture lying unused in a corner, a piece of artwork that no one seemed to want. She hated it but thought it was funny. And she was going to buy it for her depressed friend. And she brought it to the counter and the lady said it was $8 and Teri said she's willing to pay $5, she doesn't love her friend that much. They were planning on drinking some beers and throwing darts at it. But a friend of hers was dating an art teacher and he looked at it and said 'you very well may have a Jackson Pollock on your hands.' And she came back with the statement 'Who the F is Jackson Pollock?' And it all began from there. That statement became the name of a 2006 documentary featuring her story, including her struggles to prove her five buck painting was really the masterpiece many claimed it was. It was finally authenticated and now there's no doubt about its value.The painting has since been assessed as being worth a stunning $50 million, surely the greatest flea market bargain in history. Attach file: a96795_a494_pollock.jpg (56.56 KB)
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Which way is the wheel turning!? Focus on the red dots and follow them round
it appears to be rotating anti-clockwise. However, if you follow the yellow dots round instead, the whole wheel will be turning the other way! clockwise!
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said, WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.... You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I don't feel like it. Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, WHAT? I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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I predict the Phillies in 6.
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Well, I'd rather watch them than the f@#kin' Cowboys
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Ah David, just put some swampers on the Vette, problem solved
ps: don't forget to take your gun rack out of your 4X4 Jim
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What can I say? LMAO
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Car wash anyone????
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What's Auto pron? Sounds kinky Chris
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I like The Big Bang Theory, Kaley Cuoco is just a very pretty bonus.
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How about Sid??
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Always thinking out of the box, huh Tommy
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^ Oh my!!!
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They should be forced to pay for this. I would think it would be a hefty bill.
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Re: Music Minutes 10/16/09 ..... Music for the Carolina's .......... |
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I would recommend 4th Of July Tommy. Excellent song by them Jim
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All I can say is...............
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Join the club Brian. We have got about 3 inches already. Now it's going up to about 70 degrees for the next few days, so I'm hoping for one more trip in the Vette :toothy5:
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He just sent this to me. Aren't Baby's Cute?
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He said new family member, so I'm guessing he did Brian
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Nice pics Keith. Can you tell us which oil company ad; and do you know when they plan to use it?
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Nice car, I really like them. Now you should organize a race between Ron's 55 and your Camaro :laughing2:
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Nice Brian. Nova is one of my favourite shows, especially when they do the space shows.
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I printed this out a while ago from a CF forum member Vader 86 I think. Some interesting information.
Hope it helps you as much as it did me. Jim Throttle Minimum Air Position Tools needed: 1. Torx driver # T-20 2. Paper Clip 3. Small Punch 4. Tachometer GENERAL NOTE: The engine should be at normal operating temperature before performing any adjustments. Never rely on the dash mounted instruments for diagnostics and adjustments. The oil pressure and temperature gauges and the voltmeter and tachometer just aren't calibrated accurately enough for diagnosis, but are a relative indication for monitoring the vehicle while driving. For this adjustment, the transmission will be in DRIVE while you're under the hood. You will need to securely set the parking brake and block the drive wheels. It would also be a good idea to have an assistant hold the service brakes while you perform the adjustments. In order to successfully complete the adjustment, the IAC air passages and pintle need to be clean. The throttle plates and bores need to be clean as well. If this is not the case, you'll need to remove the air cleaner from TBI engines or the intake air bellows from TPI engines to gain access to the area to be cleaned. A spray-type carburetor cleaner works well for this. Cleaning the IAC passages on a TPI/MAF engine will set a DTC, but we'll be clearing that later. With the engine idling, direct the spray cleaner into the IAC air passages and around the throttle plates. Shut off the engine and continue cleaning the throttle plates by opening the throttle manually. Once everything is satisfactorily cleaned, replace the air bellows on TPI engines. Many times, this alone can solve IAC/idle speed problems. If this doesn't solve the problem, you may need to remove and clean the IAC stepper motor. If the IAC appears to be clean and functioning properly, continue with the adjustment procedure. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Idle Air Control Cleaning You can remove the IAC and service it. Remove the electrical connector from the IAC. Unscrew the IAC unit from the throttle body. You can gently rock the pintle back and forth and allow the spring to extend it until it comes apart in your hands. Clean everything with lint-free cloths and a mild solvent. Harsh solvents can affect the insulation of the stepper motor coils. It's generally the dirt and buildup on this worm shaft that causes sluggish IAC operation. When the worm gear on the pintle shaft is clean and dry, apply one drop of clean light oil to the shaft and work the pintle back into the rack gears of the motor by the same rocking motion. It takes a while to get the pintle back into the worm gears, but you'll get it. It is important to get the pintle fully retracted into the housing so that the pintle is not forced against the gears when reinstalling the IAC unit in the throttle body. While the IAC is out, clean the air passages in the throttle body. The oriface in the TB where the IAC resides is the seat that the IAC valve closes against, and it can accumulate a lot of carbon, dirt, and debris. The easy way to do this is with carburetor cleaner and a small stiff brush. When everything is clean and dry, replace the gasket if it is damaged, apply a little anti-seize to the threads, and torque the IAC to the proper specs. (13 ft/lb for '85-'89 , 30 in/lb for 1990-on.) Proceed with setting the TPS and minimum air position. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Locate the Assembly Line Diagnostic Link connector under your dash panel. Remove the cover if it is still there. Cut and form a paper clip into a "U" shape. Insert the clip ends into the ALDL in the 'A' and 'B' sockets. Turn on the ignition, but DON'T start the engine. This will force the ECM into its diagnostic mode. Wait 30 seconds to allow the IAC pintle to fully extend. With the ignition still on, go under the hood, remove the electrical connector from the IAC, then turn off the ignition and remove the paper clip jumper from the ALDL. With the IAC pintle fully extended (closed) all idle air will be controlled by the position of the throttle plates. Some manuals indicate that the EST bypass connector should be disconnected for this procedure, while some make no mention of it. While timing is a factor in idle speed, the EST should only operate as a function of engine RPM, temperature, and detonation sensor inputs. To remove all doubt, disconnect the EST bypass connector is your car is so equipped. Some TBI and V-6 engines do not have this bypass connector, and therefore must be set with no regard to the EST system. The EST can be bypassed on some cars by grounding the diagnostic terminal at the ALDL and continuing with the procedure, but the fuel mixture will be skewed to the rich side, affecting idle speed as well. In any event, the minimum air position idle speed range is wide enough to allow for some variations. As always, it is best to consult your service manual for the exact procedure for your system. Locate the Torx screw on the left side of the throttle body. It may be equipped with a protective metal cap from the factory. This was intended to discourage adjustment. If the cap is present, use a small punch to knock it out. Once the screw is accessible, start the engine and place the transmission in DRIVE. Adjust the throttle stop to obtain 400-450 RPM with the transmission in "DRIVE" on an automatic transmission car, 450-550 in neutral on a manual transmission car, rotating the Torx screw clockwise to raise speed and counter-clockwise to lower speed. Once the idle RPM is set, place the transmission in PARK and turn off the engine. Re-connect the electrical connector onto the IAC. Start engine. Idle speed should be governed by the ECM at approximately 600-650 rpm in "DRIVE" (for unmodified cars). Idle speed in NEUTRAL or PARK is less significant, and will be higher. Throttle Position Sensor (TPS) Tools needed: 1. Digital Volt-Ohm-Meter (VOM) 2. Breakout jumper wires or probes (make your own) 3. AutoXray, Diacom, or similar scanner will replace the VOM and jumper wires. Turn on ignition, but don't start the engine. With a diagnostic scanner: plug in the scanner and read the TPS voltage. It should be 0.54Volts +/- 0.07 VDC. Connect the VOM to the TPS electrical connector terminals �A' and �B'. With a breakout jumper: Disconnect the electrical connector from the TPS. Install the breakout in-line, between the TPS and wiring harness connector. Connect the meter probes to terminals 'A' and 'B' on the connector. (�B' is the positive connection, �A' the signal ground, or negative.) With probes: If you have very slender probes on your VOM, you can back-probe the TPS connector while it is attached to the TPS. If you have made probes of large dressmakers pins or a similar item, you can back-probe the connector as well. Connect the meter probes to terminals 'A' and 'B' on the connector. Turn on the ignition to read the TPS output voltage at the idle position. The reading should be 0.54VDC +/- 0.07VDC. The ideal is the center of the range, 0.54VDC for a stock engine. To adjust the output voltage, loosen the two Torx screws holding the TPS to the throttle body, and slightly rotate the TPS up or down, reading the voltage until it comes into specification. Tighten screws. Using the throttle lever, rotate the throttle to WOT (wide open throttle). The TPS voltage should be over 4.0 volts. Close the throttle again, and then slowly open it to WOT, observing the voltage reading. It should increase progressively and in a linear fashion. If it sticks or jumps or falls off at all while doing this check, the TPS sensor may be failing and could be a cause of stumbling and driveability problems. After achieving the desired setting, turn off the ignition switch. Remove all jumpers or the scanner and reconnect the TPS connector as required. Reinitializing the ECM If you set a DTC during the procedure, the SES light should be illuminated on the dash. This ECM retains DTC data for the previous 50 engine starts, so the codes will eventually be cleared. If you want more immediate results, after shutting down the engine disconnect the negative battery terminal for five minutes. This will clear the ECM of all diagnostic trouble codes. Clearing the ECM also clears any data learned about your engine, and clears the radio presets. If you have a Delco-Loc or Theft Loc II radio, make sure you follow the procedure to unlock the radio protection before disconnecting the battery. This five minutes is also just about long enough to clean both battery cables. Reconnect the battery. When you first start the engine after clearing the ECM, the engine will operate with base parameters programmed into the ECM PROM. These parameters may not be optimum for your engine, but the ECM will enter a Block Learn Mode soon after the engine is warm and enters Closed Loop Mode. The ECM will write new data tables specific to your engine and will eventually rely on those tables instead of the base tables of the factory program. You can expedite this process by driving the car for 20 minutes under varying conditions to allow the ECM to initialize. Or you can wait and drive the car normally at your convenience. The BLM tables are constantly being updated as sensor input ranges change, but the greatest change will occur within the first twenty minutes of Closed Loop operation.
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Just For You Dale. Barack Obama once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Barack Obama can piss his name into concrete. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Barack Obama can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Barack Obama counted to infinity - twice. Barack Obama' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Barack Obama' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Barack Obama does not sleep. He waits. Barack Obama can speak braille. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Barack Obama sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Barack Obama doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Barack Obama puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Barack Obama once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Barack Obama owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. On a high school math test, Barack Obama put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Barack Obama solves all his problems with Violence. Barack Obama can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Barack Obama can delete the Recycling Bin. If you spell Barack Obama wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Barack Obama?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Barack Obama. Once a cobra bit Barack Obama' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Barack Obama died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Barack Obama was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Barack Obama runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. Barack Obama does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Barack Obama goes killing. Barack Obama can slam revolving doors. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Barack Obama says its beef, then it's fucking beef. Giraffes were created when Barack Obama uppercutted a horse. Superman owns a pair of Barack Obama pajamas. Barack Obama doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Barack Obama sleeps with a night light. Not because Barack Obama is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barack Obama Barack Obama secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. When Barack Obama gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Barack Obama can kill two stones with one bird. Barack Obama sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Barack roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Barack Obama' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Barack Obama will not take shit from anyone. Barack Obama was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. Barack Obama doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Barack Obama banging your sister. Death once had a near-Barack Obama experience. Barack Obama can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time. Barack Obama is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. Barack Obama is always on top during sex because Barack Obama never fucks up. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Barack Obama's PC will crash. Ghosts are actually caused by Barack Obama killing people faster than Death can process them. Barack Obama doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. Barack Obama can strangle you with a cordless phone. The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Barack Obama didn't kill you in your sleep. Barack Obama eats the core of an apple first. Barack Obama was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Barack Obama does not "attempt" murder. Barack Obama can play the violin with a piano Barack Obama never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. Barack Obama has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. Barack Obama can build a snowman out of rain. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Barack Obama can touch this. Barack Obama plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins. Barack Obama once punched a man in the soul. In 1991, Barack Obama shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Barack Obama. Barack Obama can drown a fish. Barack Obama is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep. When Barack Obama looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Barack Obama and Barack Obama. When Barack Obama enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Barack Obama can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. Barack Obama once had a heart attack; his heart lost. Barack Obama likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Barack Obama' roundhouse kick. Mr. T once defeated Barack Obama in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Barack Obama invented racism. Barack Obama is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Barack Obama Barack Obama can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon Barack Obama once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley. The only time Barack Obama was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Barack Obama can make a paraplegic run for his life. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Barack Obama and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Barack Obama. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Barack Obama can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of pi is Barack Obama. He is the end of all things. Barack Obama doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way. When God said, "Let there be light", Barack Obama said, "say please." The chief export of Barack Obama is pain. Barack Obama can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Barack Obama is. A rogue squirrel once challenged Barack Obama to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Barack knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that. Barack Obama doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Barack Obama to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Barack Obama now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Barack Obamas's fist. Champions are the breakfast of Barack Obama. Barack Obama can tie his shoes with his feet. Barack Obama is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye. Barack Obama does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Barack Obama cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Barack Obama says. Someone once tried to tell Barack Obama that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Barack Obama is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Obama claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis. If you can see Barack Obama, he can see you. If you can't see Barack Obama you may be only seconds away from death. Barack Obama was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." Barack Obama doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." Before Barack Obama was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Barack Obama donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Barack Obama is. Barack Obama used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Barack Obama once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Barack Obama during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
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I think that may have started. Maybe that's why Nasa is crashing probes into the Moon Jim
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I heard that this morning on the radio. Sorry, I don't get it, for what??
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I like it. All I know is my next Vette will be Blue.
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I did not know that, but not in 1990 right? Jim
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I wonder what mileage you'd get driving that thing through the mountains?? Sure is one nice boat though.
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These famous people as well. I don't think you made the list though Andy Happy B.day anyways
Edward W. Bok born on October 9, 1863 Jacques Tati born on October 9, 1907 John Lennon born on October 9, 1940 John Entwistle born on October 9, 1944 Hans van der Togt born on October 9, 1947 Jackson Browne born on October 9, 1948 Robert Wuhl born on October 9, 1951 Sharon Osbourne born on October 9, 1952 Tony Shalhoub born on October 9, 1953 Scott Bakula born on October 9, 1954 John O'Hurley born on October 9, 1956 Fina Torres born on October 9, 1957 Al Jourgensen born on October 9, 1958 Michael Paré born on October 9, 1958 Henkjan Smits born on October 9, 1961 Jean Sagal born on October 9, 1961 Liz Sagal born on October 9, 1961 James Hyde born on October 9, 1962 Jorge Burruchaga born on October 9, 1962 Guillermo del Toro born on October 9, 1964 John Ralston born on October 9, 1964 Sheila Kelley born on October 9, 1964 Eddie Guerrero born on October 9, 1967 Mariette Fehmers born on October 9, 1967 PJ Harvey born on October 9, 1969 Annika Sorenstam born on October 9, 1970 Audie England born on October 9, 1972 Erin Daniels born on October 9, 1973 Jennifer Aspen born on October 9, 1973 Haylie Ecker born on October 9, 1975 Mark Viduka born on October 9, 1975 Sean Lennon born on October 9, 1975 Mauro Camoranesi born on October 9, 1976 Brian Roberts born on October 9, 1977 San-san Lee born on October 9, 1977 Kristy Kowal born on October 9, 1978 Nicky Byrne born on October 9, 1978 Randy Spelling born on October 9, 1978 Brandon Routh born on October 9, 1979 Georgina Verbaan born on October 9, 1979 Tawny Roberts born on October 9, 1979 Haylynn Cohen born on October 9, 1980 Henrik Zetterberg born on October 9, 1980 Zachery Ty Bryan born on October 9, 1981 Modesta M'Bami born on October 9, 1982 Spencer Grammer born on October 9, 1983 Eve Torres born on October 9, 1984 Tony Royster Jr. born on October 9, 1984 Laure Manaudou born on October 9, 1986 Jodelle Ferland born on October 9, 1994
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