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GRIS	Re: 12-October chat	#5501
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	CLOUDY AND A LITTLE STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES ARE WAITING FOR THE RAIN. NOTHING PRESSING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, MAY WORK ON THE LAUNDRY ROOM DOOR, COULD DO SOME MORE BARN CLEAN UP, OR IT COULD BE A TWO NAP DAY :-0 WE SHALL SEE WHAT WE SHALL SEE. Noah Webster: "Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force at the command of Congress can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power." LAUDABLE BUT NO LONGER TRUE. Posted on: 2016/10/12 13:09
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GRIS	Re: 11-October chat	#5502
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	STUFFED. DARLING WIFE MADE A BIG POT OF PINTO BEANS, COOKED ALL DAY WITH A HAM BONE, CORNBREAD HOT OUT OF THE OVEN, SLICED ONIONS, THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO EAT; I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANY RIGHT NOW. MY WANDERING BARN CAT (I'VE HAD STRAYS THAT SPENT MORE TIME AT THE BARN THAN HE DOES) HAS DEVELOPED A HABIT OF SUPERVISING WHEN I FEED THE DOGS. HE HAS ALSO DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR ALPO AND WILL GO RIGHT UP AND SNITCH IT FROM UNDER THE OLD SETTERS NOSE. BUDDY THE BOLD, GOOD THING THE DOGS ARE OLD AND TOLERANT. Posted on: 2016/10/11 23:58
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GRIS	Re: 11-October chat	#5503
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: Today's weather quote: "A lot of these bed-wetting, hand-wringing Republicans--they're not afraid Donald Trump is going to lose: They're scared to death that Donald Trump is going to win," AND WHEN HE DOES I HOPE HE REMEMBERS EVERY ONE OF THESE COUNTRY-CLUB JERK OFFS. Posted on: 2016/10/11 15:25
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GRIS	Re: 11-October chat	#5504
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEE BIRDS ARE CARRYING ON AND CALM. SUPPOSED TO HIT 86 TODAY, GOT THE TOP DOWN ON THE TOMATO. DARLING WIFE WENT WITH ME ON MY WALLYWORLD RUN YESTERDAY. SHE BOUGHT SO MUCH STUFF THERE WAS BARELY ROOM IN THE 'VERT. SHE HAD TO HOLD SOME OF IT IN HER LAP ON THE WAY HOME. :-) Posted on: 2016/10/11 13:40
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 10.10.16	#5505
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: Quote: Ultraman wrote: .......Just a nice old Grandma..... LUCRETIA BORGIA IN A PANTS SUIT ......uh just who I was thinking about Gris..... I thought I would add this so the more uninformed of us would know what your are saying...... ....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucrezia_Borgia FOOTNOTE: WILLIAM F. CODY NAMED HIS DEADLY BUFFALO RIFLE LUCRETIA BORGIA. Posted on: 2016/10/11 0:39
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 10.10.16	#5506
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: Ultraman wrote: How did Trump get this far.....??? He was the only guy that realized how pissed off we are. The conservative schmuks inside the beltway don't have a clue. The percentage of Americans who think they're doing a lousy job runs 57% to 75% for many years AND it doesn't sink in to their thought process. And the liberals are......well they're idiots. The latest percentage of Americans who think the country is headed in the wrong direction - 75% Like the big O says "We're doing just fine." TARGET. FIRE FOR EFFECT. HE HAS TO BEAT THE ENTIRE PERMANENT POLITICAL CLASS TO INCLUDE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MEDIA. Posted on: 2016/10/10 22:32
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 10.10.16	#5507
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: Ultraman wrote: .......Just a nice old Grandma..... LUCRETIA BORGIA IN A PANTS SUIT Posted on: 2016/10/10 16:45
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 10.10.16	#5508
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: istter1 wrote: In the low nineties today. Should be a good day at work. I hope.one of my dogs injured his leg. It is very swollen. He is 17 years old. He shows no pain. He is a tough old bugger SNAKE BIT? 17 IS ANCIENT FOR A BIG DOG. SUNNY AND A BIT CHILL HERE, WILL WARM UP TO 78 THEY SAY. GOT THE CARS ROTATED, THE TOMATO IS IN THE READY-RACK. NEED TO MAKE A RUN TO TAHLEQUAH AND WALLYWORLD, THINK I'LL WAIT TILL IT'S WARM ENOUGH TO PUT THE TOP DOWN :-) Posted on: 2016/10/10 14:02
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Getting Judged For The First Time In Over Five Years	#5509
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	GOOD GOING, JOHN! Posted on: 2016/10/10 13:54
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GRIS	Re: She's real fine my October 9.........	#5510
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: Ultraman wrote: You all know about Cabela's stores right?......they were bought out in a hostile take over by Bass Pro Shops which was all done by a 3rd party who bought a bunch of shares at 38 bucks.....like 7 million of them and then forced the sale.....stock went up to 63 bucks and the 3rd party is cashing out taking a nice 90 million profit on selling half the shares they own.......wow.... Anyway Cabelas was started out in Sydney Nebraska a small town on I80 out in the panhandle in 1961. They started selling fishing hooks thru the mail with a small catalog.....years later they have 85 stores and $4 Billion in sales....and employ 2000 in Sydney where they started at their world headquarters.....I was just thru there a week or so ago and its an impressive lay out they have............Bass Pro Shops will move the headquarters back to Missouri in the long run and the result is raising havoc in Sydney........you can imaging the housing market which is already flooded with homes as folks start to bail out.......so far this month 103 homes have been listed with more to follow with very little hope of selling at any price....the whole town was built on Cabelas......... This was forced on them by the 3rd party since the original owners of Cabelas had no intention of selling..........I believe this can happen when you take your company public........that is of course why I won't ever do that with my company .........its a mess........just thought you should know....... IT'S SAD FOR THOSE FOLKS AND FOR CUSTOMERS TOO. CABELAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD QUALITY AND REASONABLE PRICES. I CAN'T SAY THAT FOR BASS PRO. WHO WAS THE "THIRD PARTY"? IT'S A FINE SUNNY DAY IN THE NATIONS, NICE BREEZE, 70 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. MOMMA AND THE TWINS ARE BACK IN THE YARD, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, NO LESS. I SAY TWINS, ACTUALLY ONE IS MUCH LARGER, BUT BOTH ARE OBVIOUSLY THIS YEARS DEER. Posted on: 2016/10/9 18:26
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	8 OCT 16	#5511
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND CHILLY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES APPROVE. WAS SET TO GO WATCH #2 GD PLAY SOCCER THIS MORNING, BUT THE GAME WAS CALLED DUE TO SOGGY FIELD. SO NO EARLY MORNING DRIVE THRU THE HILLS. GUESS I'LL CHECK OUT THE FLEA MARKETS. Posted on: 2016/10/8 13:24
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: 10/07/16 ..... It's a new dawn .........	#5512
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SO THERE! THANKS FOR THE HELP, TOMMY. GLAD YOU'RE NOT TREADING WATER. Posted on: 2016/10/7 16:11
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GRIS	Re: 10/07/16 ..... It's a new dawn .........	#5513
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: I'm apparently feeling a little spry this particular morning. Attach file: A1.jpg (28.59 KB) Posted on: 2016/10/7 16:10
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GRIS	Re: 10/07/16 ..... It's a new dawn .........	#5514
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	CLOUDY AND CHILL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, GOT AN INCH OF RAIN LAST NIGHT; THAT WILL DO FOR A WHILE. OFF THE PARADE HOOK TODAY, IF IT KEEPS MISTING RAIN THERE MAY BE NONE. MY OLD SICK SETTER SEEMS TO BE TAKING A BAD TURN, HOPE IT'S JUST THE WEATHER. THE SAME LITTLE GROUP OF DEER KEEP SHOWING UP IN THE YARD. WE HAVE A PLETHORA OF OAKS AND A GOOD ACORN CROP. TEMPTING; I REMEMBER HOW GOOD ACORN FED VENISON IS ;-) TRIED TO UPLOAD A FUNNY AND THE SITE WOULDN'T DO IT. I'LL TRY LATER BUT YOU MAY GO AHEAD AND LAUGH NOW--- Posted on: 2016/10/7 16:09
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GRIS	Re: Getting Judged For The First Time In Over Five Years	#5515
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS--- BREAK A LEG :-) Posted on: 2016/10/7 15:51
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GRIS	Re: 10/06/2016	#5516
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: I have hurricane shutters and yes, I'm all closed up. The hurricane will pass north of me so pretty much I have a tropical storm watch. Better safe than sorry. Everything that can blow around is stored. Wind and rain expected later today. Hurricane is projected north of Fort Lauderdale in the general area Palm Beach county and then run up the coast. I ran my generator this morning. Fired right up. Good thing because I left it untested for about 6 months. It's a 6500 diesel. I can power all my 110 stuff but have to forego the water heater, washer, dryer, stove and A/C. Fridges and freezers, ceiling fans, tvs and such will run just fine. I can live with that for a few days. If it's out for a long time we cook on the barbie. It has a burner on it as well plus I have a Coleman stove. Just like a big camp out. Like I said, a few days is no big deal. A stretch of over 2 weeks that starts getting annoying. Anyway it goes we still have it better off than the islands. WISH YOU WELL, TOMMY. Posted on: 2016/10/6 16:20
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GRIS	Re: 10/06/2016	#5517
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND A LITTLE STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MORE RAIN TONIGHT THEY SAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE OK WITH THAT. THE TOMATO AND I ARE ON STANDBY TOMORROW FOR THE FT GIBSON HOMECOMING PARADE; NEIGHBOR GIRL IS ONE OF THE QUEENS AND HER RIDE IS IFFY. Quote: Ultraman wrote: ........now I hear that there is a lot of folks pissed at coal power ? What the hell is that about........dumbasses......we gots lots of coal..... BUT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE NOT MAKING MONEY OFF IT. Attach file: AGS.jpg (45.21 KB) Posted on: 2016/10/6 14:02
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GRIS	Re: 10-5-2016 Chat	#5518
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, TWO INCHES OF RAIN LAST NIGHT. SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN A FAIRLY SLOW RAIN WITHOUT MUCH RUNOFF, JUST WHAT WE NEEDED. MARCUS, I'M NO KEURIG FAN EITHER. IT DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD TO ME AS THE REGULAR COFFEE MAKER BREW. WE USE A 12 CUP MRCOFFEE THAT'S READY WHEN I GET UP. A HOT CUP OF COFFEE FIRST THING DISTRACTS FROM THE MORNING ACHES AND PAINS :-) BRAVECAT HAD ANOTHER FIELD RAT FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING ON THE FRONT DOOR STEP. HER MAJESTY WAS NOT AMUSED. Posted on: 2016/10/5 14:22 Edited by GRIS on 2016/10/5 14:47:09
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday Chat 10.04.16	#5519
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	REALLY NICE LOOKING PLACE LETTY, HOPE YOU ALL CAN SWING IT. CONGRATS ON THE LAWN CONQUEST MATTHEW. So, I was walking downtown and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye but asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?" The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?" Posted on: 2016/10/5 1:34
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday Chat 10.04.16	#5520
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	IT'S A SUNNY 68 DEGREE MORNING IN THE NATIONS, THE CHEROKEES ARE JUST COSTING ALONG. MATTHEW, HOW HIGH IS THAT GRASS NOW? YOU SEEM TO BE APPROACHING MY LEVEL OF MOWER AVOIDANCE SYNDROME. WHEN WINTER COMES THE GRASS WILL DIE AND FALL OVER BY ITSELF ;-) Posted on: 2016/10/4 13:45
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GRIS	Re: It is the Monday Chat........10-3-16	#5521
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL FALL MORNING IN THE NATIONS. WE DO NEED A LITTLE RAIN THOUGH. AUTO-ROTATION DAY AGAIN. TIME TO PUT THE GLASS TOP BACK ON HARVEY, THE HEAT IS BROKEN AND I LIKE THE LIGHT. THE WHITE TOP IS BETTER LOOKING AND KEEPS THE CAR COOLER DURING THE SUMMER BUT MY HEAD BRUSHES AGAINST THE HEAD LINER AND THAT IS ANNOYING. THE IMPARTIAL MEDIA: Attach file: CNN.jpg (107.62 KB) Posted on: 2016/10/3 14:10
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 10.02.16	#5522
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Wow Tom..........excellent work........ +1 THAT TABLE IS SO CLASSIC PUTTING A DESIGN ON TOP ALMOST SEEMS LIKE VANDALISM. Posted on: 2016/10/3 0:24
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 10.02.16	#5523
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES WANT THE SUNSHINE BACK. I TRIED SLEEPING IN, DIDN'T WORK. AT LEAST I DON'T WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AT 0530 AS I USED TO DO. GETTING OLD TAKES GETTING USED TO. Posted on: 2016/10/2 13:23
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 10.01.16	#5524
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Count me in on the not too hot, not too cold crowd. (Like it is in Reno) . But, gotta say that this summer's been an exceptional one. Number of days over 100 - 3. I'D SAY THE LAST TWO SUMMERS HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONAL. THIS SUMMER IT NEVER HIT 100 AM GRISHEIM AND ONLY TWO OR THREE DAYS IN THE URBAN AREAS. THE RUSSIANS HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR SOME TIME THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME YEARS OF COLD WEATHER DUE TO THE SUN'S ACTIVITY CYCLE. TOM: THAT JOINERY IS FANTASTIC. WAY COOL! Posted on: 2016/10/1 20:22
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 10.01.16	#5525
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	IT'S THE ONETH OF OCTOBER IN THE NATIONS, SUNNY & COOL, WITH A PREDICTED HIGH OF 79. THE CHEROKEES CAN LIVE WITH THAT :-) STARTED MY FIRST OF THE MONTH ROUTINE, WINDING CLOCKS, ROTATING PISTOL MAGAZINES, PILLING DOGS. NOT SURE I SHOULD GIVE THE OLD SETTER HEARTWORM PILL AS SHE IS ON OTHER MEDS, HAVE TO CHECK WITH #1 DAUGHTER. I KEEP SEEING A DRUMBEAT OF CLAIMS BY THE NATIONAL "SECURITY" BUREAUCRATS THAT SOMEONE IS HACKING ELECTION SYSTEMS. IS SOMEONE LAYING THE GROUND WORK TO THROW OUT THE ELECTION RESULTS IF THE OUTCOME DOESN'T SUIT THEM? Posted on: 2016/10/1 13:18
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GRIS	Re: Early Friday Chat 09/30/16	#5526
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	AND IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND THE FEDS ARE SPENDING HALF A MILLION TO FIND OUT IF COLLEGE KIDS EAT JUNK FOOD WHEN THEY DRINK. WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A FOOL-KILLER SPRAY TO USE ON WASHINGTON DC. THOSE BUREAUCRATS CAUSE A LOT MORE TROUBLE THAN MOSQUITOES. Posted on: 2016/9/30 23:51
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GRIS	Re: Early Friday Chat 09/30/16	#5527
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND COOL THE LAST DAY OF SEPTEMBER, ANOTHER PRETTY FALL DAY ON TAP. COOL AT NIGHT, WARM IN THE DAYTIME IS JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. THE CHEROKEES AGREE. HAD DEER IN THE YARD YESTERDAY AFTERNOON TWO DOES & THREE FAWNS. ONE OF THE DOES WAS SMALL, SURELY THIS CAN'T BE THE SAME LITTLE DOE THAT USED TO TURN UP WITH TWINS YEAR AFTER YEAR. WE USED TO HAVE DEER IN THE YARD, EATING THE SHRUBBERY, BROADCASTING TICKS, ALL THE TIME. THEN SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS STARTED LETTING THEIR DOGS RUN LOOSE. IT BECAME VERY RARE TO SEE ANY AFTER THAT. Posted on: 2016/9/30 14:06
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GRIS	29 SEPT 16	#5528
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	COOL, CALM, AND SUNNY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES LOVE IT AND SO DO I. OCTOBER IS MY FAVORITE MONTH. Posted on: 2016/9/29 13:28
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday chat	#5529
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: THERE ARE TWO REASONS TO GET ON A BOAT: 1. TO CATCH A FISH Not for me, I quit fishing when I was 10 years old cause I thought it was really, really boring. NOT IF YOU GET A SNAKE IN THE BOAT WITH YOU. You mean, like a Monty....Python??? MORE LIKE JAKE NOSHOULDERS :-0 Posted on: 2016/9/29 13:24
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday chat	#5530
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: THERE ARE TWO REASONS TO GET ON A BOAT: 1. TO CATCH A FISH Not for me, I quit fishing when I was 10 years old cause I thought it was really, really boring. NOT IF YOU GET A SNAKE IN THE BOAT WITH YOU. Posted on: 2016/9/28 21:14
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday chat	#5531
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: BillH wrote: The only good reason I've ever seen to get on a boat. THERE ARE TWO REASONS TO GET ON A BOAT: 1. TO CATCH A FISH 2. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE USELESS TRIP, THEY DIDN'T CATCH A DAMN THING :-) MY CORVETTE REPAIR GUY IS SELLING HIS C3, REALLY NICE CAR, GREAT PAINT JOB. https://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/5798674320.html Posted on: 2016/9/28 16:27 Edited by GRIS on 2016/9/28 16:43:51
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday chat	#5532
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND 55 DEGREES THIS MORNING ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEES ARE CONTENT WITH THIS. IT'S NOW 24 HOURS WITHOUT AC---WHOO WHOO! WALLYWORLD ON THE AGENDA TODAY, AND SOME MORE BARN CLEANUP. I LOVE FALL. Posted on: 2016/9/28 13:12
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 9-27-2016	#5533
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	THE PRETTY DAY CONTINUES. GOT MOST OF WHAT I WANTED AT THE FARM STORE, BUT NOT ALL, MAY HAVE TO HIT WALLYWORLD. GUY IN THE PARKING REMARKED HOW MUCH HE LIKED HARVEY. FOR ALL THE DISRESPECT THE C4 GETS ON LINE, THE PUBLIC SEEMS TO LOVE THEM. SOMEONE IS ALWAYS COMPLEMENTING ME ON MY 'VETTES IN PARKING LOTS, GAS STATIONS, ETC. SO THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WITH GOOD TASTE AROUND ;-) BRAVECAT LEFT US A LARGE FIELD RAT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR THIS MORNING. IT'S STILL UNEATEN; MUST BE OLD AND TOUGH. DARLING WIFE IS NOT PLEASED. Posted on: 2016/9/27 15:59
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 9-27-2016	#5534
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	50 DEGREES WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING. FALL HAS FELL 0N THE NATIONS, AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE. TUESDAY IS ERRAND DAY, RUNNING SHORT ON DOGFOOD AND BIRDSEED. IT'S ALSO VETERAN'S DISCOUNT DAY AT THE FARM STORE :-) AND TODAY THE TRASH MAN COMETH, SO I'LL HAVE MORE IN THE DUMPSTER FOR JUNK FROM THE BARN. "ALWAYS FORWARD" Posted on: 2016/9/27 13:05
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GRIS	Re: Last Sunday	#5535
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	I BET A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL! Posted on: 2016/9/27 12:57
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Monday chat 9-26-2016	#5536
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SEMI-SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE MUCH ADVERTISED RAIN DID NOT AMOUNT TO ZIP. THE CHEROKEES ARE DISAPPOINTED, WE COULD HAVE USED A GOOD RAIN. ALL IS BACK TO NORMAL, NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, IF IT STAYS COOL I MAY CONTINUE CLEANING THE BARN. Posted on: 2016/9/26 13:23
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday morning 9-25-2016	#5537
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	CLOUDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, RAIN MOVING IN FROM THE WEST. THE CHEROKEES ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR UMBRELLAS. DARLING WIFE IS BACK HOME AND I HAVE ACUTE INCIPIENT EAR FATIGUE. THAT WOMAN DOES DEARLY LOVE TO TALK :-) "I SPEAK, THEREFORE I AM" Posted on: 2016/9/25 13:37
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	SATURDAY MORNING 24 SEPT	#5538
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND GETTING STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, TWO NICE MORNINGS IN A ROW WERE TOO MUCH TO ENDURE, I GUESS. WILL RAIN TONIGHT THEY SAY, THEN COOLER WEATHER. THE CHEROKEES THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME. DARLING WIFE DUE HOME THIS EVENING. QUIET WILL BE BANISHED AM GRISHEIM :-) Posted on: 2016/9/24 12:52
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: THE GREAT TOMATO DISASTER	#5539
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	THE CURTAIN CAME DOWN ON THE LAST ACT OF THE TOMATO FARCE TODAY WITH THE END OF THE TITLE TAPDANCE. THE CAR LOOKS BETTER THAN WHEN I BOUGHT IT; THE ROCK CHIPS ON THE HOOD ARE GONE, AS IS THE HOOD :-) GOOD COLOR MATCH AND A GREAT PAINT JOB ON HOOD & BUMPER COVER. I WAS STARTLED TO FIND HE PAINTED THE CENTER AIRDAM RED. NOT SURE I LIKE THAT. SO I HAVE MY CAR BACK, LOOKING BETTER THAN ANTI-CRASHUM, A REBUILT TITLE, SAME INSURANCE WITH USAA, AND $5K FOUND MONEY. HAVE TO ADMIT, THIS WAS ONE OF MY BETTER ACCIDENTS. Posted on: 2016/9/23 23:56
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Friday Chat 09.23.16	#5540
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: Matatk wrote: Site is acting up and won't let me post. Anyone else having trouble today (at least more than usual)? YEAH, I GOT SOME KIND OF ERROR MESSAGE WHEN I TRIED TO POST, BACKED UP AND TRIED AGAIN AND IT WORKED. Posted on: 2016/9/23 14:44
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GRIS	Re: Friday Chat 09.23.16	#5541
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	DON'T KNOW HOW GREAT THE DAY WILL BE, BUT IT'S SURE STARTING OF NICE, SUNNY AND COOL WITH A PREDICTED HIGH OF 90. THE CHEROKEES CONSIDER THIS QUITE SATISFACTORY. DARLING WIFE STARTING HOME FROM COLORADO TODAY, THEY WILL MAKE IT A TWO DAY DRIVE. GUESS I'D BETTER START CLEANING OUT THE EMPTY BOTTLES AND PARTY TRASH. Posted on: 2016/9/23 12:43
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thursday chat 9-22-2016	#5542
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: istter1 wrote: We take my students to the fair this morning. The weather is cool. So we should have fun THAT'S SO NEAT. THE ONLY PLACE A TEACHER EVER TOOK ME WAS TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. Posted on: 2016/9/22 13:05
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GRIS	Re: Thursday chat 9-22-2016	#5543
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	68 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH, HUMIDITY DOWN, FEELS LIKE FALL. GREAT WAY TO START THE DAY. THE CHEROKEES AGREE. HAD SUPPER WITH #1 DAUGHTER AND FAMILY YESTERDAY EVENING. GRANDDAUGHTERS 3 & 4 WERE IN FULL CRY. #4, WHO IS THE OLDER AND BIGGER OF THE TWO, STILL COMES RUNNING TO PAPA TO BE PICKED UP AND HUGGED. AT NINE YEARS OLD THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE STRENUOUS FOR AN OLD MAN :-) Posted on: 2016/9/22 13:03
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday chat	#5544
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	Quote: istter1 wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: HOW TO MAKE AN OLD FART'S DAY: WOMAN IN THE IHOP PARKING LOT LOOKS AT THE TOMATO AND SAYS,"THAT'S MY DREAM CAR". AND SPEAKING OF FARTS, THE STATE GOVERNMENT OF CALIFORNIA-CUCKOO LAND HAS ESTABLISHED LEGAL REGULATION OF COW FARTS. "CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER", SAID ALICE. Don't you guys know methane gas is dangerous. When we milk cows in California we have to ground the cow. No smoking. The building could explode. If a cow gets loose in town the bomb squad is called and they have to use a robotic arm to go up the cows butt to regulate the dangerous high pressure gas LMAO, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY GROUND A COW? EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL'S WELL IN THE NATIONS. SUNNY, STILL STICKY. THE CHEROKEES LONG FOR OCTOBER. Posted on: 2016/9/21 13:11
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday Chat 9.20.2016	#5545
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	HOW TO MAKE AN OLD FART'S DAY: WOMAN IN THE IHOP PARKING LOT LOOKS AT THE TOMATO AND SAYS,"THAT'S MY DREAM CAR". AND SPEAKING OF FARTS, THE STATE GOVERNMENT OF CALIFORNIA-CUCKOO LAND HAS ESTABLISHED LEGAL REGULATION OF COW FARTS. "CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER", SAID ALICE. Posted on: 2016/9/20 16:52
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday Chat 9.20.2016	#5546
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY STICKY AND GETTING HOT IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. AUGUST HAS STAGED A COUNTER-ATTACK. THE CHEROKEES ARE NOT AMUSED. THE BUMBLE BEE GOT A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH, OTHER THAN THE CENTER AIR DAM, WHICH WAS PRETTY BADLY CRACKED AT THE TOP; PUT THAT ON ORDER. THE TRANS OIL COOLER LINE WAS HIT BUT NOT DAMAGED, NO LEAK NOTED. NO EXCESS TURTLE PARTS WERE FOUND. THE SMELL MUST BE FROM THE COW-FLOP IN #1 DAUGHTER'S DRIVEWAY. I DID GET A THANK YOU NOTE FROM WILEY COYOTE :-) DROVE OVER TO FAYETTEVILLE YESTERDAY EVENING TO SEE #2 GRANDDAUGHTER PLAY SOCCER. SHE WAS PLAYING DEFENSE AND DIDN'T GET TO DO MUCH AS THE OFFENSIVE PLAYERS ON HER TEAM KEPT MOST OF THE ACTION AT THE OTHER END OF THE FIELD. SHE DREW A GOOD TEAM THIS TIME, THEY WON THREE TO NOTHING. Posted on: 2016/9/20 14:30
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Magic monday	#5547
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	SUNNY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 71X93 IN THE CHEROKEE CAPITOL. SUMMER HAS RETURNED: PREDICTED HIGH OF 92 TODAY. TODAY'S AGENDA: TITLE DRILL ON THE TOMATO & CHECK FOR TURTLE DAMAGE TO THE BUMBLEBEE. BUT FIRST BREAKFAST AT THE BOOMERANG: TWO EGGS SUNNYSIDE, SAUSAGE, BISCUITS, GRAVY, AND HASHBROWNS. FUEL FOR THE DAY. Posted on: 2016/9/19 12:56
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday chat	#5548
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	DROVE THE BUMBLEBEE OVER TO #1 DAUGHTER'S THIS AFTERNOON AND WAS HIT BY A KAMIKAZE TURTLE. TWO LANE ROAD, NO SHOULDER, CAR COMING IN THE OTHER LANE,GREAT BIG SNAPPING TURTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LANE, AND I WAS TOO CLOSE TO STOP. ALL I COULD DO WAS STRADDLE HIM AND HOPE. THERE WAS A LOUD CRUNCH AND FLYING TURTLE PARTS IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR. THE AIR DAM IS STILL THERE, BUT MY CURB BEEPER AND ROAD TRASH SCREEN ARE ALL HANGY- DOWNY. I'LL GET IT LOOKED AT TOMORROW. THERE WAS A STRANGE SMELL AROUND THE BACK OF THE CAR WHEN I PUT IT IN THE GARAGE. FRIED TURTLE ON THE MUFFLERS MAYBE? Posted on: 2016/9/18 23:00
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday chat	#5549
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	RAIN THIS MORNING IN THE NATIONS, NOT MUCH HERE IN THE MUSKOGEE COUNTY DRY SPOT. IT APPEARS TO BE CLEARING OFF AND HIT 90 TODAY. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA, COULD BE ANOTHER TWO NAP DAY :-) Posted on: 2016/9/18 13:39
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 09.17.16	#5550
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7660	THIS IS ABOUT RIGHT, FROM THE OTHER FORUM. Attach file: C4.jpg (58.57 KB) Posted on: 2016/9/17 22:59
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