These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...)
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

ROTFLMAO

I don't get it.


















































LOL.

Wow! what can I say! We have 35 comments that can be made next to the students grade. Some need to be added to fit my class would be:
Your son has given a new meaning to the term blood donor.
Your student has problems with the electron theory and his body parts.
Parents should have been sucking instead of F(*&^&#.
F is the lowest grade could give your student.
Your son was removed from welding class for attaching electrode to body parts. He is a danger to himself and others.
Your student is not attentive in class thus the mutilation to groin area.
The dumbass gene is alive and well in your student.
Your student may have been abducted by aliens! cruel and unusual experiments may have taken place.