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| bmwgsa | The Afterlife | ||
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A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact. "Kathryn, Kathryn." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Bob you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona." |
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Posted on: 2008/4/21 17:23
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| bogus | Re: The Afterlife | ||
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beats being in gay porn.
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Posted on: 2008/4/22 4:03
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| CentralCoaster | Re: The Afterlife | ||
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I take it that was your previous life? I'm sure there's gay rabbits too. |
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Posted on: 2008/4/22 5:05
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| FLYINLOW90 | Re: The Afterlife | ||
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LOL.......Pretty good
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Posted on: 2008/4/22 11:20
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| runner140 | Re: The Afterlife | ||
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Very funny.
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Posted on: 2008/4/22 11:55
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