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| bastet44 | Ferocious Attack Kitten | ||
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Ferocious Attack Kitten 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him. This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following: * insects * other trained attack kittens * babies * toilet paper * anything under a blanket * unwanted house guests * paper bags * floor rugs * Chuck Norris * Feet. Great with children (assuming you dont like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide. Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast. Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.   |
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Posted on: 2008/6/27 18:03
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| CSS996 | Re: Ferocious Attack Kitten | ||
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I've already got one.
I want it gone SO badly. But it belongs to my wife and kids. I am considering renting an apartment closer to work, so I do not have to be near it. |
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Posted on: 2008/6/27 18:16
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| bmwgsa | Re: Ferocious Attack Kitten | ||
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NOW I know what to get you for your birthday!!!!
 You and the kitty will be pals REAL soon  |
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Posted on: 2008/6/27 22:49
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| red_johnny | Re: Ferocious Attack Kitten | ||
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