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| Notorious | Some mo 'bama humor | ||
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Critics say that Presidential candidate Barack Obama tries to "be all things to all people" and that he makes too many "pie-in-the-sky" promises. At a recent political rally, Obama tried to overcome these criticisms by emphasizing his commitment to principles. Afterwards, audience members lined up at a microphone to ask Obama questions.
The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. If you are elected, what will you do about that?" "I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks of taking office," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure." The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?" "If I am elected," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice." The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for me?" "I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico." |
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Posted on: 2008/6/30 0:42
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Some mo 'bama humor | ||
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Posted on: 2008/6/30 21:26
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| bmwgsa | Re: Some mo 'bama humor | ||
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Posted on: 2008/6/30 21:44
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