Here we get a two-fer ...................... Got Carrey?

HARLEY GUY


A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, And tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, You're perfectly healthy--there' s no problem. But I'm wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room? The woman stammers, Why, Yes, but how did you know?

Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.

HER DIARY – HIS DIARY

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:

Bike wouldn't start today, can't figure it out, but at least I had sex.

I always liked Jim Carey.

Used to love that show. Jim Carey was the best