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Re: Saturday Chat 06.11.16
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STILL SUMMER IN THE NATIONS, HUMIDITY IS STARTING TO BUILD UP AGAIN. THE CHEROKEES ARE GOING TO GET STEAMED.

DARLING WIFE OFF TO ARKANSAS TO BABYSIT.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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Re: Friday chat 06.10.2016
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SUNNY AND MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 90 DEGREES EXPECTED. THE LAKES WILL BE CROWDED THIS WEEKEND.

#2 GRANDDAUGHTERS SOFTBALL TEAM SQUEAKED BY THEIR OPPONENTS 10 TO 1 :-) WHAT MADE IT NEAT WAS THAT SOME OF HER TEAM MATES DIDN'T SHOW UP SO THEY ONLY FIELDED SIX PLAYERS WHILE THE OPPONENTS HAD A FULL NINE. SHOWS WHAT GOOD COACHING CAN DO.

FULL DISCLOSURE: MY SON IS THE COACH ;-)

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Re: Thursday Chat 06.9.2016
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES, THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED TRIBES AND THE WILD INDIANS TOO. SUPPOSED TO BE 90 TODAY. SUMMER IS HERE.

I'LL TAKE #2 GRANDDAUGHTER BACK TO ARKANSAS THIS AFTERNOON AND WATCH HER PLAY SOFTBALL. WAS PLANNING TO TAKE THE TOMATO, BUT SHE HAS TOO MUCH BAGGAGE TO FIT :-0 GUESS WE'LL TAKE THE TRUCK.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 06.08.2016
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HIPPO BIRDIE TWO MATT.

SUNNY AND RAPIDLY WARMING IN THE NATIONS TODAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO THE LAKE.

THE THREE LITTLE GRANDDAUGHTERS ARE HERE AND AT FULL VOLUME. THE BEST THING ABOUT HEARING AIDS IS YOU CAN TURN THEM OFF. ;-)

AND THIS JUST IN:

Pea-shooters have been banned from algebra class as weapons of math disruption.

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Re: Toosday Chat 6-7-2016
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YEAH, THE KIDS ARE FUN TO WATCH.

SUNNY AND COOL THIS MORNING, GOT SOME THINGS TO DO BEFORE GRANDMA AND THE LITTLE GIRLS ARRIVE. BREAKFAST AT THE BOOMERANG BEING FIRST PRIORITY.

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Re: Monday Chat 06.06.16
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BACK FROM ARKY-LAND. #5'S TEAM WON 6-3. MY PUSHY GRANDSON GOT A SOLID SINGLE, THEN STOLE SECOND, THEN STOLE THIRD, THEN STOLE HOME. LARCENOUS CHILD :-)

#4 GRANDDAUGHTER ESCHEWED THE VIDEO PLAYER IN GRANDMA'S BACK SEAT SO SHE COULD RIDE OVER WITH PAPA IN THE BUMBLEBEE. WE HAD A GREAT TIME TILL WE GOT STUCK BEHIND A SLOWPOKE IN THE FUNNEST PART OF THE HILLS. AFTER THAT SHE GAVE UP AND WENT TO SLEEP. #3 HAD TO RIDE WITH DARLING WIFE ON A DIFFERENT ROUTE; SHE GETS CARSICK ON CURVY ROADS :-(

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Re: Monday Chat 06.06.16
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SUNNY AND 60 IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 86 THE EXPECTED HIGH. THE CHEROKEES CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

WE'RE OFF TO ARKANSAS THIS AFTERNOON TO WATCH THE GRANDKIDS PLAY BALL. GRANDMA HAS BIG PLANS TO HAVE THE THREE LITTLE GIRLS HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. SILENCE WILL BE BANISHED FROM GRISHEIM :-)

"She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I loved her still."

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SUNDAY FIVE JUNE
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THE SUN IS SHINING, 60 DEGREES, NO RAIN EXPECTED, THE CHEROKEES REJOICE AND SO DO I.

IT SEEM THAT MY CONTOUR AND DRAINAGE DRIVEWAY PROJECT IS WORKING AS PLANNED, ALTHOUGH RECENT RAINS HAVE NOT BEEN HEAVY.

An eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, would be an optical Aleutian.

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Re: For June In The Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen
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It worked.






OSCAR LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD POINT A BIRD---

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Re: For June In The Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL HUMID, THIS IS SURE TIRESOME.

YESTERDAY WATER WAS NOTICED SEEPING FROM UNDER THE TOILET IN DARLING WIFE'S BATHROOM. SIMPLE MATTER OF REPLACING PLUMBER'S PUTTY I THOUGHT, NO BIG DEAL. CALLED OUR HABITUAL PLUMBER. BE THERE IN AN HOUR---CALL BACK, CAN'T SHOW, BE THERE TOMORROW---SUPPER TIME CALL, CAN I COME OUT AND DO IT NOW, I I CAN HAVE TOMORROW CLEAR?---SURE, COME ON. AND THEN DW DECIDED SHE WANTED A HIGHER THRONE, AND THEN THE COMPLICATIONS BEGAN. PLUMBER GOT DONE ABOUT NINE PM. I THOUGHT ABOUT CALLING TB TO SUPERVISE :-)

TOTAL CLFK

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Re: Three June In The Year Two Thousand Sixteen
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, RAIN LAST NIGHT, MORE EXPECTED. THE CHEROKEES WANT SUNSHINE.


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Re: TWO JUNE 16
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So sorry, Matt. Not be sound cold, but you and everyone else knows , that he is in a better place. Sometimes a quick passing is better than lingering on and on for days. I know how tough it is losing a parent. The sting and the pain will wear away in time. You'll miss him and think of him every day. Think of the good times not the bad.

God speed to him. RIP


Well-said, Tom.

Much mojo to you and yours, Matt.


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TWO JUNE 16
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ANOTHER GRAY MORNING IN THE NATIONS. THE CHEROKEES WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SUMMER.

GOING TO FAYETTEVILLE TO WATCH GRANDKIDS PLAY BALL THIS AFTERNOON. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE TRUCK; THE WEATHER DOES NOT SOUND PROMISING. IN FACT, THE GAMES MAY GET RAINED OUT.

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Re: June 1st chat about it.....6-1-16
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BEEN A BUSY DAY IN THE NATIONS (AND IT DIDN'T RAIN ALL DAY).
HAD THE WOULD BE MUSKOGEE COUNTY CLERK OUT WORKING ON MY HIGHLY ERODED DRIVEWAY. THE NEXT BIG RAIN WILL TELL THE TALE ON HOW GOOD OUR CONTOURING IS. I TOLD HIM I'D VOTE FOR HIM BUT HE STILL WANTED MONEY :-)

THAT PUT ME LATE AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THERE WAS A CROWD AND A WAIT. FORTUNATELY THERE WERE A COUPLE OF OLD VIET NAM TYPES THERE AND WE LAUGHED AND TOLD LIES WHILE WE WAITED.

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Re: The day after Memorial Day 05.31.2016
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MORE RAIN IN THE FORECAST. THE CHEROKEES ARE MOPING, WISHING FOR SOME SUNSHINE.

LETTY, I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR "BEACH FIX" FOR YOUR BD.

MY CONDOLENCES TO THE WORKING CLASS :-)

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Re: MEMORIAL DAY 2016
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Last night I lost my faithful companion of 13 1/2 years. He was my dog, Oscar, a Brittany Spaniel. He got sick yesterday with very labored breathing. I took him to the vet and he had pneumonia. He was given all sorts of antibiotics and he died at home on the rug in front of my chair a few hours later. This poem by Gene Hill gives my feelings.

HE'S JUST MY DOG
He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea.
He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.)
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded.
When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags.
Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful.
He is loyalty itself. He has taught me the meaning of devotion.
With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.
His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things.
He has promised to wait for me . . . whenever . . . wherever — in case I need him. And I expect I will — as I always have.
He is just my dog.
Gene Hill, Tears & Laughter


IF DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN, THEN WHEN I DIE I WANT TO GO WHERE THEY ARE.
WILL ROGERS

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MEMORIAL DAY 2016
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CATTLE DIE, KINGS DIE; KIN DIE, WE DIE.

ONE THING THERE IS THAT NEVER DIES:

THE MEMORY OF THE VALIANT.

SP4 DONALD BAIR
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CAPT DAVID PETERS
4 APRIL 1968 KIA

LTC OSCAR HERRGESELL
29 JULY 1972 KIA


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Re: SUNDAY 29 MAY
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AND IN CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND:

While terms such as authenticity and craftsmanship are losing traction, the trajectories of sophistication, moderation, perceived exotic credentials, accessibility and restrained yet grounded aspirational attributes remain the key driving forces fuelling pockets of buoyancy

SAY WHAT???

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SUNDAY 29 MAY
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OVERCAST AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE ENJOYING THE LONG WEEKEND.

FOUND A NICE RING #1 DAUGHTER WOULD REALLY LIKE, BUT IT WAS A BIT OUT OF MY PRICE RANGE, $10K :-0 GUESS I MUST RESORT TO A CHECK RATHER THAN A GIFT.

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Re: Saturday 05.28.2016
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CLOUDY & MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. GOT TO GET OUT AND TRY TO FIND A BD GIFT FOR #1 DAUGHTER.

OUR SUMMER SKEET LEAGUE HAS BEEN CANCELED. NOT ENOUGH SIGNED UP TO SHOOT. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THAT. TULSA ECONOMY IS IN THE TANK, BUT THE LEAGUE IS NOT EXPENSIVE. GO FIGURE :-0

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FRIDAY THE 27TH
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

RUSHED OUT TO MOW THE OBSTACLE COURSE BEFORE IT RAINED AGAIN---DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT. GOT MOST OF IT DONE THO. MAY CLEAR OFF SOME LATER THEY SAY; THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

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Re: Thursday Chat 05.26.2016
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CLOUDY, WARM, AND SUPER-HUMID IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. DARLING WIFE BACK FROM DALLAS, GOT THE PARTY DEBRIS CLEANED UP JUST IN TIME :-)

SHORTLY AFTER HER RETURN SHE ANNOUNCED: NO HOT WATER. PILOT OUT ON WATER HEATER-- WHY?-- DON'T KNOW. RELIT IT, NO FUN FOR A FAT, ARTHRITIC OLD FART. THERE IS HOT WATER NOW.

AT BEDTIME I WALKED IN THE KITCHEN TO TURN OUT THE LIGHT AND FOUND A LONG, SKINNY LITTLE BLACK SNAKE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. I PICKED HIM UP AND THREW HIM OUT THE DOOR. GOOD THING I DIDN'T WALK IN THERE IN THE DARK BAREFOOTED AND STEP ON HIM. WE MIGHT BOTH HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED ;-)

TOMMY, I REMEMBER THOSE NEEDLE TESTS FROM '67, WHEN THEY KEPT TRYING TO SEE IF MY RADIAL NERVE WAS GROWING BACK. THEY WERE NO FUN AT ALL. SUE'S A TROOPER.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 05.25.16
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......hurry Gris get the Vette's out and give em a nice rain bath......


TOO LATE, THE SUN CAME OUT :-) TWO AND A HALF INCHES TOTAL, MY DRIVEWAY WASHED OUT BAD. TOOK HARVEY IN FOR HIS SUMMER OIL CHANGE. GOT A TIP ON AN '85 WITH PROBLEMS, CHEAP. WONDER ABOUT A PARTS CAR---

GLAD WE DIDN'T GET RAIN LIKE LETTY DID IN "JONESBURG".



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Re: It has happened... again...
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GLAD YOU GOT OFF EASY ANDY.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 05.25.16
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RAINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING, TWO INCHES IN THE GAGE LAST TIME I LOOKED. I'M WONDERING WHY I BOTHERED GETTING OUT OF BED.

SAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAD MATTHEW.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.24.16
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THERE IS A SIMPLE CURE FOR PEOPLE LIKE THAT AND IT SHOULD NOT TAKE 20 YEARS TO PUT IT INTO EFFECT.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.24.16
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WELL, IT TURNED PRETTY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, THEN CLOUDED UP AGAIN AFTER FIVE. OKLAHOMA WEATHER :-0

HAPPENED TO NOTICE AN AD IN THE LOCAL PAPER AND BOUGHT SOME GRASS CARP FOR OUR LITTLE POND. IT'S SPRING FED AND ABOUT 50 YARDS ACROSS. WHEN I BOUGHT THE PLACE THERE WERE THREE BIG GRASS CARP THAT KEPT THE POND PRETTY CLEAN. AFTER 16 YEARS THEY ARE NO MORE AND THE POND IS BADLY OVERGROWN. HOPE THEY HAVE GOOD APPETITES.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.24.16
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STILL GRAY & WET IN THE NATIONS, THE CHEROKEES ARE TIRED OF THIS CRAP.

HERE'S A GOOD STORY:

http://twistedsifter.com/videos/chick ... est-beer-run-of-all-time/



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Re: Monday Chat 05.23.16
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ANOTHER GRAY DAY IN THE NATIONS, WAITING FOR THE RAIN. THE CHEROKEES ARE RESIGNED TO MILDEW AND WEBBED FEET. THIS HAS REALLY BEEN A WET MAY.

I'LL TRY AGAIN TO GET THE CAR TAGS RENEWED, THAT'S ABOUT THE EXTENT OF MY AGENDA FOR THE DAY. DARLING WIFE GOING TO DALLAS WITH SON, HE ON BUSINESS, SHE TO VISIT HER SISTERS, LEAVING ME UNSUPERVISED. PARTY, PARTY, PARTY :-)

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SUNDAY MORNING 22 MAY
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, TEMP IS MILD, MORE LIKE SEASONABLE WEATHER. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED.

OFF TO OKMULGEE TO ATTEND #4 GRANDDAUGHTER'S BAPTISM. GREAT DAY FOR A DRIVE, TOP DOWN WEATHER.


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Re: Saturday Chat 05.21.2016
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An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to find a lawyer up there?"

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Re: Saturday Chat 05.21.2016
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GRIS wrote:
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public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be
curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work
instead of living on public assistance." - TOM T


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Re: Saturday Chat 05.21.2016
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES AND ON THE OTHER TRIBES, CIVILIZED AND WILD. WE'LL ENJOY WHILE WE CAN, THE MONSOON IS FORECAST TO RETURN NEXT WEEK.:-(

GOT OUT EARLY TO RENEW CAR TAGS, BUT OF COURSE THE TAG OFFICE WAS CLOSED. INTERESTING HOW THESE VARIOUS OFFICES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO SERVE THE PUBLIC ARE CLOSED ON THE DAY THAT WORKING PEOPLE HAVE OFF. STOPPED BY ONE OF THE LOCAL FLEA-MARKETS AND PICKED UP A BOX OF OVERPRICED .22MAG. HORNADY SEEMS TO HAVE QUIT MAKING THE KIND MY RIFLE SHOOTS BEST.

"The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be
curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work
instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC

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Re: Friday Chat 05.20.16
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CLOUDY, COOL, AND DRIPPY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, A QUARTER INCH IN THE RAIN GAGE. PONDERING A RUN TO THE RIFLE RANGE IF IT CLEARS OFF A BIT. DOESN'T LOOK TOO LIKELY RIGHT NOW.

"Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't go to yours."

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Re: Thursday Chat.......5-19-16
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OVERCAST & UNSEASONABLY COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING.

THIS IS INTERESTING:

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/night-lapto ... s-10-230817100.html?nhp=1

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Re: Wednesday Chat 05.18.16
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CLOUDY, COOL, AND WINDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES THINK SOMEBODY PUT SPRING IN REVERSE.

FYI: MICROSUCK HAS TRIED TWICE TO SHOVE WINDOWS 10 ONTO MY COMPUTER WITHOUT MY ASKING FOR IT. I PLAN TO STICK WITH W7 AND HAVE NO INTENTION TO "UPGRADE". IF YOU DON'T WANT W10 BETTER PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MIRCROSUCK POPUPS OR YOU WILL GET IT WANT IT OR NOT.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.17.16
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CLOUDY, MILD, AND DRIPPY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES DREAD A WEEK WITHOUT SUNSHINE.

HIPPO BIRDY TO RR#1.

TOM, THAT ISLAND IS A JEWEL. WELL DESIGNED AS WELL AS WELL BUILT.

WENT TO A TASTING AT A LOCAL WINERY LAST NIGHT. IT WAS HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE LISTENING TO ALL THE WINE-BABBLE :-)

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Re: Lauren: An Appreciation
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---the usual emergency stuff in the back; a quart of oil, three different multi-tools, and the snazzy combo lithium-ion jump starter.


LIFE IS SIMPLER IN THE IND'N NATIONS. MY EMERGENCY STUFF IS A CELL PHONE AND A .45 ;-)

AND I DO BELIEVE MY '87 IT THE FAVORITE.

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Re: Monday Chat 05.16.16
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CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, WAITING FOR THE RAIN. THE CHEROKEES ALREADY MISS THE SUNSHINE.

CATS ARE INTERESTING. WE NEVER HAD ANY UNTIL WE MOVED TO THE COUNTRY AND WERE ORDERED BY #1 DAUGHTER TO GET ONE TO KEEP THE SNAKES DOWN. THE TEMPERAMENT/PERSONALITY VARIATION IN CATS SEEMS QUITE MARKED. I USED TO HAVE A GROUP OF STRAY/FERAL CATS THAT HUNG AROUND THE BARN, BUT THEY WERE REDUCE BY ATTRITION OVER TINE. THE CURRENT BARN CAT LIKES PEOPLE TOO MUCH TO BE IDEAL IN HIS JOB, BUT IS ENDEAVORING TO PERSEVERE. :-)

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Re: Sunday Chat 05.15.16
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Gris what is a colored bird shoot.....and is that politically correct to call them colored.....? One must be careful what one says these days.....lucky we can still think what we want.......


IT'S LIKE REGULAR SKEET, EXCEPT RATHER THAN THE CLAYBIRDS BEING ALL ONE COLOR DIFFERENT COLORED BIRDS ARE MIXED IN ON A RANDOM BASIS AND HAVE A HIGHER SCORE COUNT DEPENDING ON COLOR. THIS ADDS A BIG LUCK FACTOR AND THE COMPETITION FANATICS DON'T ALWAYS WIN. YOU PAY SO MUCH A ROUND OF 25 AND SO MUCH FOR THE POT.

MAYBE WE COULD CALL THEM "BIRDS OF NON STANDARD PLUMAGE":-)

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Re: Sunday Chat 05.15.16
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SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. ACCORDING TO THE FORECAST, THE CHEROKEES MAY NOT SEE THE SUN AGAIN FOR A WHILE.

SO IN EXPECTATION OF A WET WEEK I SPENT BETTER THAN TWO HOURS ON THE LAWNMOWER YESTERDAY, WHEN I COULD HAVE GONE TO A COLORED BIRD SHOOT. SUCH ARE THE STERN DICTATES OF DUTY ;-)

MATT, I'M GLAD PLUMBING TRAVAILS ARE OVER.

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Re: Saturday Chat 05.14.16
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SUNNY, COOL, & BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 64 THE PREDICTED HIGH. THE CHEROKEES CAN LIVE WITH THAT :-)

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:-( IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE I DO THAT AGAIN!


Wall display rifle?


NO WAY, WITH ALL THE GUNK CLEANED OUT, THE ACTION LUBED, AND THE GAS SYSTEM DECARBONIZED I CAN PUT A LOT OF ROUNDS THRU IT AND ONLY HAVE TO CLEAN THE BORE & CHAMBER. I'D NEVER PUT UP WITH ALL THAT MISERY FOR A WALL HANGER.

IT WAS AS BAD AS PLUMBING :-)

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Re: Friday Chat 05.13.16
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THIS BEING AN ILL-OMENED DAY ANYWAY, I STARTED IN ON A LONG AVOIDED TASK: DETAIL STRIPPING AND CLEANING OF MY WINCHESTER M-100. THEY ARE NOTORIOUS FOR BEING EASY TO TAKE APART AND A TOTAL PAIN IN ASS TO PUT BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS A FIRST YEAR PRODUCTION GUN, 1961, AND IF IT HAD EVER BEEN TAKEN APART IT WAS A L-O-O-O-N-G TIME AGO. GAS SYSTEM WAS CARBONED UP PRETTY BAD. I MUST HAVE SPENT THREE HOURS GETTING IT REASSEMBLED. TROUBLE IS, YOU NEED THREE GOOD HANDS TO DO IT, AND THE TWO I HAVE DON'T WORK TOO GOOD. THE MOST INTERESTING IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO ALIGN THREE SPRING-LOADED PARTS TO PUT IN A PIN :-( IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE I DO THAT AGAIN!

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Re: Friday Chat 05.13.16
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SUNNY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS UNLUCKY DAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE BASKING IN THE SUNSHINE.

THE MOBAMA "JUSTICE" DEPARTMENT ONCE AGAIN REMINDS US OF WHO IS IMPORTANT IN THIS POOR COUNTRY.

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Re: Thursday Chat 05.12.16
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SUNNY,COOL, AND WET IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. ANOTHER INCH IN THE RAIN GAGE; SOUTH OF US, DOWN AT LAKE TENKILLER THEY GOT FIVE INCHES AND HAD SOME WIND DAMAGE TO A MARINA AND AN RV BLOW OVER WITH TWO PEOPLE IN IT. THE CHEROKEES ARE READY FOR THE SPRING WEATHER TO CALM DOWN.

THINK I'LL LOAD SOME MORE AMMO TODAY AND MAKE ANOTHER TRY ON THE OIL CHANGE.

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Re: Is it Wednesday already? Chat 05.11.16
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THE QUESTION OF THE DAY FROM CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND:

"Is Islamophobia Accelerating Global Warming?"
“an entanglement of two crises, metaphorically related with one being a source of imagery for the other and both originating in colonial forms of capitalist accumulation,”

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Re: Is it Wednesday already? Chat 05.11.16
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SNAKEBIT. TOOK THE BUMBLEBEE OVER TO MUSKOGEE FOR AN OIL CHANGE; THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE OIL I WANTED, "COME BACK TOMORROW". ON THE WAY BACK THERE WAS A SPECIAL LITTLE THUNDERSHOWER JUST FOR ME. ARRRG, I HATE WASHING CARS.

DID SCORE SOME MUSHROOMS SO DARLING WIFE CAN COOK UP SOME OF LAST YEAR'S DOVE FOR SUPPER, SO ALL WAS NOT FOR NOUGHT :-)

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Re: Is it Wednesday already? Chat 05.11.16
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SEMI-SUNNY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, MORE RAIN IN THE FORECAST THIS EVENING. TURNED ON THE AC YESTERDAY AFTERNOON FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR, 83 AND HIGH HUMIDITY. SUMMER IS CREEPING UP ON THE CHEROKEES.

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.10.16
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Remember the Iris beds that I slaved over a couple of years ago.....there are showing the fruits of our labors........very nice! Have a bountiful day Guru's.....


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Hhhmmm, I thought that maybe the FTD driver stopped by with a peace offering. ;)



Yeah he did but that was up at where she teaches....makes a big impression on the other teachers when flowers arrive...that was step one of recovery....step 2 was a nice big frilly card with mushy sayings.....step 3 was a gift card to her fave store.....uh huh.....step 4 is getting all the things she has on her to do list done.....step 5...really? 4 steps isn't enough? geez......

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Re: Tuesday Chat 05.10.16
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SUNNY AND SEVENTY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. HAD SOME BIG-TIME STORMS IN THE SOUTH-CENTRAL PART OF THE STATE, TWO DEAD. STORM TRACK WAS IN MOSTLY RURAL AREAS, WITH A GOOD BIT OF PROPERTY AND LIVE STOCK LOSS. MARCUS, WERE THOSE STORMS UP THERE ANYWHERE NEAR YOU?

MATTHEW THAT KITCHEN LOOKS REALLY WELL LAID OUT TO WORK IN.

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