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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
Our skin? ________________________________________ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ________________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ________________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ________________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ________________________________________ |
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| Sweet90 | Re: Ever Wonder........ | ||
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LMAO funny stuff. Here's one you can add
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Jim |
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Ever Wonder........ | ||
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LOL even though I know some of the answers.
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| Matatk | Re: Ever Wonder........ | ||
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Good recap on a list I've seen. I like "why do you turn down the volume on the radio when you're looking for an address?"
Because I always do that!! Matthew |
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Posted on: 2009/12/9 23:21
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Ever Wonder........ | ||
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1. Sun darkens skin because it triggers the production of melanin, a brownish-black pigment that helps filter out harmful ultraviolet rays. It lightens hair because the UV light triggers the breakdown of these selfsame melanin molecules into simpler and evidently less colorful compounds.
2. Because in order to apply mascara most effectively, most women tilt the head back and when you do that the muscles in your neck (which are attached to your lower jaw) are pulled and the mouth is automatically opened. 3. Carole Dakin of Stockton, England is a psychic and a tarot card reader. Carole won £772,906 ($1,233,950 USD) in March of 2007. Her story was featured in the Stockport Express news. 4. Because it is not abbreviated. However, "abbreviated" is commonly abbreviated as "abbr" or "abbrev". 5. "Practice" has several different definitions according to the Merriam Webster dictionary: 1a: carry out, apply 1b: to do or perform often, customarily, or habitually 1c: to be professionally engaged in 2a : to perform or work at repeatedly so as to become proficient 2b : to train by repeated exercises 6. oh hell, I give up. |
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