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BillH [NWS] More Doctor Stuff
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Best Eye Chart Ever!!!!

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thats one way to get me to go to the eye doctors again

lol
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I have to go get my glasses.
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Uh Oh....

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LMAO Thats funny!!!
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Call 1-800 Flowers.
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But, Doc, you promised to only use one finger.

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This is the most important part of the respected Mayo Clinic psychometric test.
In the following pictures you see women with a range of facial expressions.
Study the expressions, and try to imagine what is going on.
Then scroll down to see the answer.

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They woke up to find BillH on top.

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Nooooooooooo....................

They were all about to sneeze.
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Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well

#10: Doctor: "Oops, there goes my watch again..."

#9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the
University of Phoenix.

#8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor's finger.

#7: Nurse: "I can't find the lube anywhere, doctor...I think we're out."

#6: Doctor: "Hmmm, I've never seen anything like that before."

#5: The doctor decides it would be funny to check your rectal acoustics
and finds them surprisingly resonant. (Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello)

#4: Doctor: "Hey Johnson, come here and feel this guy's prostate...It's
the size of a grapefruit!"

#3: The doctor tries to sell you cosmetic enhancements: electrolysis, anal
bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, etc.

#2: The doctor insists on not wearing rubber gloves because they ruin
the intimacy.

And the #1 sign your prostate exam is not going well:

Your doctor performs the final part of the exam with both hands firmly
placed on your shoulders.
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Eye Test

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That must be why I'm going blind.
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In response to Dr Phil, I have a little something that works well for me.

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Hummmmm, Dr. Phil can help you.

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