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TommyT-Bone Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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I'd be satisfied if I could just afford premium beer.


What do you get at the casino? I used to buy my beer at the bar because the beer they served on the floor was Are they still serving players free drinks? Just wondering. Last trip on a cruise ship they comped my drinks after a couple of days playing. I got maybe 3 or 4 N/A beers. BFD. Now if I was still an active participant, I would've drank those mofo's dry.
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TommyT-Bone Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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BillH Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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Chances are slim to none that you'll find a Guru on this list.


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I'd be satisfied if I could just afford premium beer.


What do you get at the casino? I used to buy my beer at the bar because the beer they served on the floor was Are they still serving players free drinks? Just wondering. Last trip on a cruise ship they comped my drinks after a couple of days playing. I got maybe 3 or 4 N/A beers. BFD. Now if I was still an active participant, I would've drank those mofo's dry.


Well, that's different, there I get a Dechutes Black Butte Porter. The bar ladies uaually have one sitting there before I sit down.
The problem with that is my 1 beer limit since I have to drive home. THEN I have to look at the PBR's in my fridge.

Damn, now I'm thirsty. Since I've been driving the C4 around, the oil's still warm (and the casino is only 4 miles away ).
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Matatk Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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Good Bye Candy the pig. Mama and I will miss you.


Sorry about that, Tommy. Hard losing a member of the family like that.
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Due to his advanced age, Bill was forced to retire from automotive racing. He did, however, find a racing pastime more suited to his condition:

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Matatk Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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I actually washed the car today. Go figure. Looks pretty good for a 25 year old beater.

Wifey took #2 to the doctor. He didn't catch the strep throat going around, just some nasty virus. We'll just have to keep an eye on him.

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BillH Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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If that was even slightly true, I'd:

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Matatk Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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See, his memory is failing. Bill already posted the picture once. Then he posted it again....and again....and again. The memory is the first thing to go in old age, Bill.
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BTW, looks like the turtle is gonna win, Bill.
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That's one of Tommy's, trained to autocross.
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Looks like I can add "replace garage door opener" to my to-do list. The top of the list
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TommyT-Bone Re: Monday Chat 03.05.12
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I've got a story to tell but it's late in the day and I have to write a bit to tell the tale. So, I'm saving it for tommorow afternoon. I have a delivery in the morning a hundred miles away but when I return I'll tell it. A good south Florida story involving a friend of my wifes'.
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It's good to have something to look forward to ;-)

Meanwhile...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Lola were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Ralph suddenly Jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Lola promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Lola's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Lola the news she said,
'Lola, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping
in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your
act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Lola replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..

How soon can I go home?'
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