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Lol he had a hooker and all night she was screaming wrong hole.
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Yeah... I was joking. I got it.
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hey css is that for counter strike source?? just a question
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Nope. My initials. 996 is for this....
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Always wanted one. But I doubt I'll ever own one.
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thats a nice bike. i almost traded my camaro for a cbr600 but my mom FLIPPED out. NOT UNDER MY ROOF EVEN IF YOUR 18 WILL YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. shes a flight nurse for cal star so she sees alot of motorcycle accidents. she use to ride harleys to until she started that job
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Well, based on your reply to the 'fastest ticket' thread, I think you should stick to four wheels for now. :angel9:

Get some of your crazy ways and a few more years behind you. Then go for it. They are a blast!

Here's a couple that I have owned:

1998 CBR900RR
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2000 TL-S with after market lower fairing (was 996cc, so pretty close to the Ducati)
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Very nice.
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Always wanted one. But I doubt I'll ever own one.



Why not?
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For one, I'm 6'3" and 300 lbs. No sense subjecting innocent passersby to the sight of an elephant humping a football... Not to mention, it would be terribly uncomfortable for me.

For two, they are not free. If I am going to spend the money, it will be for something more practical.

Like this....
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Well over 100 RWHP, less torturous riding position... I can probably swing a brand spankin' new one for about $8,500. Still on the fence. Might just invest in my Vette instead. Or a C3.

You gotta love options...
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For one, I'm 6'3" and 300 lbs. No sense subjecting innocent passersby to the sight of an elephant humping a football... Not to mention, it would be terribly uncomfortable for me.




im 6'6 305 lbs but im more like a weight lifter built so not FAT but not skinny. and im comfortable on small bikes.
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That's cool. I'll just point and laugh as you ride by!

That Suzuki was pretty bad. I could not ride it for very long. Or maybe I'm just a puss, and need to ride MORE!
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lol. yeah my friends laughed at me when i rode there 80CC dirt bike around it barely moved. my mom also got scared cause i am a big dude and she said the bigger you are the harder you fall. i need at least a 750 i think
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This was supposed to be a joke thread. I think all you guys in wrong hole.
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Hoshimota Hoshimota!!
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Yeah, but it was a consentual hoshimota, so it's all good.
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