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The year with no Corvette production. There is only one surviving 1983 Corvette. The one 1983 Corvette is in the National Corvette Museum, (NCM), in ...
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JrRifleCoach I just killed the pig!
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country
road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing
it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm
house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to
the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you", asked Bill.

Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the
Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love
to me.

"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the pig".



I don't care who you are, thats funny!
Posted on: 2008/4/13 23:39
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Livin_the_dream Re: I just killed the pig!
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red_johnny Re: I just killed the pig!
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Oldie but a good one
Posted on: 2008/4/13 23:59
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tobijohn Re: I just killed the pig!
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At least he has a sense of humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApWwm6T3ppg
Posted on: 2008/4/14 2:35
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