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| bmwgsa | The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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(as told by a woman).....
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. |
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| CasetheCorvetteman | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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Should probably try the 3 sea shells....
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| red_johnny | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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| CentralCoaster | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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  10/10!!! |
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Posted on: 2008/4/26 2:22
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| mechguy79 | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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I sent this to my Japanese girlfriend (I live in Tokyo at the moment, not an "internet" girl). We shall see if she has a sense of humor.
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| bogus | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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either that or she will get all shogun on yo ass.
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| vetteblondie | Re: The Miracle of toilet paper..... | ||
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Good luck with that one! |
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Posted on: 2008/4/26 23:21
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