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| Matatk | Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Good morning CGs!
Just a quick note to kick things off today. I've got to work an hour earlier today, so I'm on the run. What's everyone else up to? Hope everyone has a great day! Matthew PS - I'll post Thursday Joke of the Day later - feel free to add your own! |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Man, your early today. I still have to do the 3 S's.
Another day at work and an evening at the dentist for fitting crowns and a bridge.  |
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Posted on: 2008/9/25 10:49
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| red_johnny | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Morning!! Not much to say so heres my joke.
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed .Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Pittsburgh Steeler tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays for the monthly dues!' Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabby and said, 'What would you do?' The cabby said, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold.' |
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| pianoguy | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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LOL! Just gotta get through another couple of days until the weekend - meanwhile, go Twins!! |
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Posted on: 2008/9/25 12:16
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| crash | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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just got back from dallas tx yesterday go back to work today went to dallas corvettes while down there they had a 08 c6 ls2 conv with twin turbos on it they said it has 702 hp also has some carbon fiber dash parts on it it was yellow with custom black and yellow seat covers in it
it was rather sharp looking but they wanted $70,000.00 for it ill keep 40th and be happy have a good day gurus |
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| CSS996 | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Good Morning Gurus!
Home today. I am supposed to be doing yard work. "Prison Labor" My friend was supposed to help, but he burned his entire index finger on his right hand yesterday. I was supposed to move some rock, and clean up some weeds, but I cannot find my rake. I wonder if someone is trying to tell me something... Enjoy your day, Gurus! Great Joke, Johnny. And I'm a Steeler's fan! |
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| red_johnny | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her." They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater." |
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Haha! Great jokes today!
Here's mine in honor of Chris' prison labor: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Chris, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Chris: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Chris At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Chris Matthew |
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| red_johnny | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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  Thats a good one! |
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Posted on: 2008/9/25 23:32
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| CSS996 | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Ha! That's a great one!
Well, I got a bunch of weeds pulled, carpets cleaned, trim painted and trees pruned. Tired... |
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Posted on: 2008/9/26 0:43
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 09.25.08 | ||
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Wow, that's more work than you do...well...at work! Matthew PS - did you ever rent Office Space????? |
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Posted on: 2008/9/26 1:00
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