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pianoguy | No hard feelings | ||
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You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend: To: John Hinckley From: John McCain My wife Cindy and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress of your deep and obsessive love for Jodie Foster and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man. Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know. |
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Posted on: 2009/3/12 16:40
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skirlin | Re: No hard feelings | ||
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LOL, I don't care who you are, that there's funny.
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Posted on: 2009/3/12 16:47
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Matatk | Re: No hard feelings | ||
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Hehehehehe. Matthew |
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Posted on: 2009/3/12 19:55
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Sweet90 | Re: No hard feelings | ||
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Got me Brad on that one. When I started reading it I was thinking "You've got to be kidding me" then the punch line.
Good one!!! Jim |
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Posted on: 2009/3/12 22:45
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red_johnny | Re: No hard feelings | ||
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Too Funny!!!
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Posted on: 2009/3/12 23:03
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