vetteblondie wrote:

Wonderful!

(don't ask me what I said to the poor check out kid at Kroger the other day....)

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Vetron87 wrote:
67 BSA

If you tell me that was a Spitfire, I'm gonna be pissed.

biggrizzly wrote:
TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million.. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

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Calm wrote:
What street/City did you cruise in High School? (from hamb forum)

And please include a few details?

Hey Rod, did we screw up your thread with enough details yet?

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Vetron87 wrote:
When the kids in the hood would get a BB gun at age 7 or 8 I got a 22,

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Vetron87 wrote:
Well time to attack the Vette.

Now you're begining to understand the "retirement thing".

pianoguy wrote:
Sorry to hear about your friend, Ron

teebee wrote:
I guess if you're going, that is one of the better ways. 62 is too young though.

We have meeting again in about a half hour. We start with kids tomorrow too. I would have liked a chance at some of that equipment, they don't build them like that today.

biggrizzly wrote:
I know where I'm headed next summer!!

Very Kool Bill!!

pianoguy wrote:
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biggrizzly wrote:
A Tale of Two Diaries.

1. Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


2. Husband's Diary:

Corvette wouldn't start, can't figure it out.

95Vert wrote:
Good Morning. Drove the Vette to work today. Runs great, comfortable, fast. That power is amazing and its just a stock LT1. I just keep an eye on mileage as my gas sender hasn't been fixed yet.

Both kids asleep as usual...teenagers! One going to college in August. Talk about a financial drain and debt!! Apple computers (must have!), clothes, tuition, room and board and it just doesn't stop.

We had an argument about him doing ROTC last night so he has some help paying for college and has a job when he gets out. As a 20 year veteran, that's important to me, never mind the service to the country. He doesn't get it...yet and we don't know if he'll be accepted anyway, but should try.

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Vetron87 wrote:
Can you pee off your deck at night?

Shussssssssssss, that's a sekret.

TommyT-Bone wrote:
I'm still doing that old school too. I hand polish and buff. Maybe it's about time I mechanize. Buffer suggestions anyone? I don't care for swirl marks.

TommyT-Bone wrote:
Just to let you know, you don't have to be an HOA member to live in the land of control freaks. Coral Gables, a city in Miami-Dade County, has all kinds of rules and regulations from decibal levels of leaf blowers to parking pick up trucks behind a 6' high fenced in area that can't be seen from the street and no commercial vehicles allowed, hence magnetic signs on vans and pick ups. Realtors signs for sale or rental homes are about 1'x 9" and out by the street. The list of ordinances goes on and on.

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TommyT-Bone wrote:
If you are a free spirited person that doesn't like being told what to do than an HOA is not for you. If you prefer an overseer that demands compliance and uniformity than an HOA may well be right up your alley. You can find parties with women boinking and felating Santa or shooting bottle rockets from her bottle holder on the 4th of July without belonging to an HOA. Stuff like that happens everywhere.

We used to do "Bottle Rocket Warfare" @ 50 paces. They do tend to make your "Launch Hand" black though.

Did you know that, on the freeway, a bottle rocket held out the window will pace your car @ 70mph for a fullsecond and a half before arching towards the car you're shooting at?