So if you read my little intro thing you might know I work at a grocery store. Well, this guy comes through my line and he gets the usual stuff, and he had a case of beer too. Since our screens pop up asking for the customer's birthday (to make sure they're old enough), if I know they're old enough, I usually mess with them and ask them "You sure you're old enough for this?" and usually we have a laugh and go on.

Well, today, I told it to this guy and he says:

Him: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But it's not all bad being old....I get to drive a Corvette

Me: Oh really? Me too. (keep in mind I'm 19) It's that purple one outside, can't miss it.

Him: Yeah, I've seen it around a bit. Bet it doesn't have nitrous on it like mine does

Me: No but it does have heads, cam, bored and stroked, headers, ect ect....

Him: :sad7:

Poor guy... you hit the jackpot by being on the right side of depreciation... gotta love hot rods, cause they lose money as fast as they accellorate!

You will respect my AUTHORITII.

#1) Great day, isn't it?
#2) Especially if you have a Corvette

#1) Do you know what time it is?
#2) Ya. it's time to enjoy my Corvette.

#1) Can I help you with anything else?
#2) You can help me wash my Corvette.

#1) Paper or plastic?
#2) Whatever will fit in my Corvette. Ha, ha, ha.

#1) That will be $50.25.
#2) Geez, that's enough to fill up my Corvette.

#1) Want a good laugh? Watch that old guy in the
parking lot get into his Corvette.

Man, you gotta quit calling your Vette purple, It's black rose metalic, ya know, the best color for a 92 (like mine).

Don't taze me....er, flame me bro.