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| CasetheCorvetteman | Why you never question a drunk | ||
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A Women was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected the
following A litre of milk A carton of eggs A carton of orange juice A 250 gram package of bacon A head of lettuce A 1 kilo can of coffee As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt at the checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." A bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. looking at the Six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 1:04
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| FLYINLOW90 | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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Ba Da Boom!!!
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 1:33
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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That woman was so ugly that when robbers broke into her house she yelled RAPE. The robbers yelled Nnnooooooooo!!!
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 2:08
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| CasetheCorvetteman | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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 You reckon this was the same woman that had a job at the cake shop Tommy? They used to push her head into the dow to make gorilla cookies |
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 2:14
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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She was so ugly they asked her to put on more clothes at the strip joint.
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 2:23
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| xccter | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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Okay...
I remember that a kilo is 2.2 pounds (don't ask), but how much bacon is 250 grams? |
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 2:33
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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Around 8 oz.
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 2:35
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| CasetheCorvetteman | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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quarter of a kilo mate.
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 3:04
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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You always have this option.
Attach file:  ugly..........jpg (3.51 KB) |
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Posted on: 2008/4/6 15:33
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| Oaklands | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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So ugly her momma used to feed her with a slingshot!
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Posted on: 2008/4/7 0:49
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| red_johnny | Re: Why you never question a drunk | ||
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So ugly that her parents tied a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her?
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Posted on: 2008/4/7 1:55
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